April Fool's Day is on April 1st. Many people can't wait to make fun of their little friends. Is April Fool's day really looking forward to for many young people? Xiao Bian has collected some April Fool's Day jokes for you. Let's have a look.
April Fool's Day jokes 1-10:
1. Baby, baby, I love you, just like mice love rice. You are the Phoenix in the sky, flying and flying. I am the Jackal on the ground, chasing and chasing. I don't beat you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings. Ha, happy April Fool's Day!
2. Report: your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and sleep again & hellip; & hellip; mobile phone real-time monitoring system.
3. The advantages of fangs: you can dig sweet potatoes when you go down to the ground, cover your chin when it rains, separate tea dregs when you drink tea, use them as knives and forks when you eat, and block them twice when you are cut down. Fangs are very good. Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Be abandoned? Bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least we, national nutrition pig farm -- your warm home. Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Our company recommends the free number 110 to you, you can get exquisite handcuffs and a new prison clothes! You can also get a family photo of the detention center and a thousand people's body massage! Happy April Fool's Day!
6. You have your skills, I have my unique skills; you have your defense, I have my preparation; you have your porcelain work, I have my diamond; you have your yangguandao, I have my single wooden bridge; you have your nine tooth harrow, I have my wishful golden cudgel. April Fool's day, I like to see you are the whole also silly smile, in the move also think I said well! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Business doesn't seek folly from trees. Love never seeks folly from eyes. It often takes advantage of folly. There is plenty of money and folly every year. Good luck leads to folly every day. I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
8. Don't be crazy with me! Easy to die! Don't pretend to me! Easy to get hurt! You have no one to fight in groups! You can't do it alone! I'll beat you to Zhang Haidi in the light, or beat you to mummy in the heavy! I'll give you some face! I'll beat you so that you can't take care of yourself. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. Starting from April 1, the salary of all staff members of the company will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference from January to march from 9:00 to 17:00 on April 1. I wish you a happy holiday!
April 1 April Fool's day, I want to send you happy rabbit, make you happy, make you play, but also send you happy rabbit, accompany you happy sweet to the end. April Fool's day to April Fool's words, it depends on you, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!
11. A: I have a couplet. The first couplet is "I am the commander in the first place" and the horizontal inscription is "Marshal Tianpeng". What is the second couplet? B: I am a pig!
April Fool's Day jokes 1-15:
1. There's a guy who doesn't love any festival, but he loves' April Fool's Day 'the most. Everyone calls him' April Fool's Day '. Ha ha, this guy is not someone else, or you are reading SMS. I wish you a happy April Fool's day.
2. There is a saying that I always want to say to you, but I don't know where to start, and I don't know where to start. Later, I thought about it. With your intelligence, I can only use the simplest blessing to tell you this sentence & lsquo; Happy April Fool's Day! & rsquo; put this sentence away, you will be used all your life, ha ha!
3. April Fool's day to the heart panic, see text messages on tension. I don't know whether it's true or false. I hesitated and thought about it. Don't get angry if you win, it's just this once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Today, we should be very careful. We should be careful when we walk and talk. We should pay attention to the invitation of friends. We should distinguish between the true and false promises. We should pay attention to everything so as not to be taken as happy. April Fool's Day is coming, we must not be careless!
5. The strange appearance of April Fool's Day: some people spend money, some people are involved, some people are cheated, some people are stupid, some people shed tears, some people explode lungs, some people have bad luck. Only you don't think so, because all this, you have already realized!
6. Today, April Fool's day, I say this is my holiday, because I am a fool of love, willing to love you foolishly, keep you foolishly, lead you foolishly, watch you foolishly, accompany you through the four seasons, no resentment, no regret!
7. April Fool's day, everyone laughs, one after another, high enthusiasm. If you only make fun of your friends, you will be happy to be fooled. If a fool is dispelled by his malice, it is necessary for him to have a deep friendship. Everyone will smile, happy life without trouble. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. It is predicted that in the near future, your IQ index will increase by 50% year on year, your laughter will increase by 50% year on year, your facial distortion rate will expand by 50% year on year, your degree of prevention will increase by 50% year on year, and your probability of being harassed will increase by 50% year on year. In general, your chance of being tricked will increase by 250% year on year. April Fool's Day is coming, wish you with a heart of 250, feel 100% happiness!
9. April Fool's Day is full of laughter. There are sour vinegar in honey and pineapple in coffee. There are cockroaches on the desk and fake snakes hidden in the cupboard. All kinds of jokes have their own standards. You can laugh when you are surprised. Jokes are about friendship. It's good to relax your mood. I wish you a happy April Fool's day!
10. April Fool's Day is coming, today I want to fix you; be careful of vinegar in the coffee! Be careful of traps behind the door! Be careful of cockroaches on the desk! Ha ha, so be careful, it has been fixed! Friends, happy April Fool's Day! All the jokes show that I care about you very much, miss you very much, and be happy!
11. Recently received notice from the superior, April Fool's Day is also a holiday: capable put a minute, wisdom put ten minutes, smart put half an hour, smart put an hour, ordinary put half a day, stupid put a day! Alas, like me, basically can't take a holiday, do not want to work overtime! Really envy you, can have a good day! Wish you a happy holiday in advance!
12. It's insistence for Yugong to move mountains, but it's not stupid to be wise. A fool has his own love. A fool loves April Fool's day. A fool's brother, a fool's brother, a fool's sister and a fool's sister are happy to be a fool. On April Fool's Day, they send blessings and laugh happily!
13. I really don't understand why you did that. Do you really feel right? Have you ever thought about the consequences? You should really think about what you did that day. I'm sure you won't forget it. To tell you the truth, I want you to make up for my delicious meal on April Fool's day
14. Everyone should learn a craft, such as smoked pig head, such as dog beating stick, such as flattering, such as hip-hop, such as & hellip; & hellip; such as I tease you, ha ha ha, happy April Fool's Day!
15. April Fool's day three obedience and four virtues: start from the nearest one, from the closest one, and from the one with the best temper; students can cheat, colleagues can fix, close friends can tease, and lovers can play.