1. Sorry! I accidentally sent 'like you' to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Notice for pig: I lost a pure white pig. Features: smart, understanding, with a mobile phone, and in the access to text messages, love pig read the information, quickly to the host back to the information! The host now miss you!
3. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid once we say it, we don't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings. I have the courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Love you for 10000 years, exaggeration; love you for 5000 years, hopeless; love you for 1000 years, absurd; love you for 100 years, too long; continuous love you for 70 years, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! Happy April Fool's Day!
5. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrains of my poems, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's day, you are the precious memory of the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Feel warm sunshine, because you bathe in the sun; feel beautiful scenery, because you walk in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, only you and I have always cherished them in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you flee, I will chase you. And I'll shoot you dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. When I saw you for the first time, I was deeply attracted by you. I had an impulse to take you home. I longed to hold you to sleep every night and wake up in the morning to see you beside me & hellip; & hellip; pillow!
9. According to the national regulations, all communication workers will participate in the study and training today, so your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put your mobile phone in boiling water for 250 seconds. Happy April Fool's Day!
10. That day, I was looking at your sexy body, wriggling naked in front of me, gently touching your skin, I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!
11. If God asks me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again, and the third is not to be separated from you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. This kind of feeling has never been around, every day thoughts, every breath, heart is occupied, but helpless, is you let me fascinated, for your heart has a special favor.
13. Last night, I had a good time. I felt left and right as I wanted to. I was able to compete with the gods through the clouds and rain, and I was able to make two cakes on the bar. Life so many heroic, silver in the waist, happy dream every day, wife and children healthy and happy! I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
14. You are a bad boy. You will not pay for stealing. Every day you are chased by people, and you are flying all over the sky. One day I will catch you and punish you for a lifetime. Honey, don't be angry. I'm willing to be cheated by you. I just want to love you every day and accompany you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!
15. Today without you, I feel like I can't breathe, I feel like the sky is falling apart, I feel like I've lost myself. Ah, my friend, come to me, let me show my strong fool technology! Happy April Fool's Day!
16. My feeling for you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate several times, and the constant will always be the same & hellip; if you like, you can also integrate, but there will be a constant, and that constant is equal to - I love you.
17. I feel familiar with you for so long, you are special, extreme, very, rare, extraordinary stupid, and stupid lovely, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!
18. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research: you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!
19. God said to satisfy me a wish, I said to world peace, he said it's too difficult to change one, I took out your picture and said to make this person beautiful, he thought for a while and said: take the globe and I'll have a look. Happy April Fool's Day!
20. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!
21. I'll teach you a happy mantra: an Si Zhu, an Si Zhu, an Si Zhi Zhu, an Si Zhi Chun Zhu. Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect. I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig.
22. Congratulations on your admission to the illiterate class of the Department of barbarism, Niujing University, USA. please bring your dementia and other rare diseases to the United States dung Museum, Tieda, jiulu street.
23. When our hair turns white, our teeth become loose, our eyes become blurred and our skin wrinkles, can we keep in touch? I tell you, even if my memory is blurred, I will remember you as an idiot.
Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch you all night; let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever!
There is a sentence I always want to say to you. It's hidden in my heart for a long time, but I don't have the courage to tell you. Today I want to say to you loudly: I love you. By the way, to remind you, today is April Fool's day.
26. Look at the earthquake message. It's a strong earthquake this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't be greedy for outdoor activities. When an earthquake comes, we should be on our guard. If we die, it's all over. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety is the first fool. Happy April Fool's Day!
27. If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you caress my cheek and say that you will accompany me to the ends of the world? If the innocent is old and the sea is really dry, I only want to stay with you for thousands of reincarnations!
28. I'm waiting for you at your door. I've got a lot of things in my hand. I'm ready to have a good night. Don't hesitate to meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Miss you happy, the door position I sit West. Why? Because you have to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.
29. I love your face and your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want to be happy with you. As long as you are happy and happy, I will be satisfied.
30. Once there was a sincere love that I didn't cherish. I regret it when I lost it. If I could come again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose the time of confession, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!
31. Furniture is made of wood, poetry is learned by scholars, people think about money, and information is read by fools. Ha ha ha. April Fool's day you happy I am happy!
32. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, if I can't smash you, I will live in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!
What are you busy with, let me tell you some good news. I met my girlfriend again, beautiful and gorgeous. I'm going to meet you at noon today. Come and comment on it. You come to chat with me. If you have me in your heart, it's up to you. 4. April Fool's Day: if you don't come, you'll be a fool!
34. A river of spring water, a river of waves, a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag will take out the mobile phone, take out the mobile phone, look down and find that he is a fool.
35. The food is sweet only when there is salt. The butterfly is willing to dance. You and I love to hold hands, but the heart will not change. This situation means more than Jin Jian. A short message shows promise that I love you until ten thousand years!
36. When you read this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, and stand on the street with your tongue out. You will find that people will give you money!
37. Once I was lost, it was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how wonderful it was to love someone. Let me use this life as a reward to accompany you and keep holding hands till I grow old. Happy April Fool's Day!
38. There is one thing you may not notice. The toothbrush you gave me has become my benefactor. Every time I use it, I will use it forever, unless you give me another one. Happy April Fool's Day!
39. Once there was a sincere love that I didn't cherish. I regret losing it. If I could come again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose the time of confession, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!
40. It's absurd to pull up seedlings to encourage others, but it's reckless to cover one's ears and steal one's bell. It's a clever plan to borrow an arrow from a straw boat, but it's a decisive battle to break the bridge and sink the boat. Romance is romantic, sacrifice is dedication. If you continue to look down, you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!