Every Valentine's Day is the climax of show love and a disaster area for single dogs. Many people say that in the single dog's most sad Festival, how can single dogs fight back correctly? Being single is not terrible. Being single with quality is much happier than a bad marriage.
1. Don't bask in chocolate and flowers on the Chinese Valentine's day. Send out your boyfriend to bask in them and see if there are any heavy ones.
2. It's Valentine's day. Just now I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, 'do you want to buy flowers, sir?' 'what do you want to buy flowers for?' buy flowers for girlfriend? '' Oh, how many flowers can you buy for girlfriend? ', and the boss quietly collected the flowers back...
3. Your rival has ordered flowers, and you are still fighting for the glory of the king!
4. It's Valentine's day in a few days. Here, I sincerely remind you that dogs will die if they eat chocolate.
5. The other side refused your dog food, and overturned your dog bowl, then put the dog bowl on your head, and even slapped your dog's face before leaving.
6. "Farewell to single on Valentine's Day" click on my avatar to open a private chat, send the code 'let's try?', then you will get the chance to 'try it' or 'thank you for participating'. The prize date is before February 14.
7. Those Valentine's day can not abuse me, I said abuse me, in fact, I want to make show loving friends happy. So many years, can abuse to me, only have no money.
8. Valentine's Day is coming soon. My boyfriend broke up when he didn't prepare a gift? It's childish. It's a little more generous. He didn't prepare it for you. You can prepare it for him, such as a hat like this
9. Those who say to rent themselves on Chinese Valentine's day, don't be silly, OK? Usually no one wants it for free, and now they still collect money?
10. In these days, there are storms, thunder and lightning. Please don't panic, because there are too many men who swear on Valentine's day, so it's normal for people to keep thundering.
11. 'how about Valentine's day?' 'hen or girl?' 'do you have a choice?' 'no choice! Come on, let's sell condoms at the door of the hotel.
12. Handsome people are a quiet Tanabata, ugly people are fighting their lives show love.
13. Don't say Happy Valentine's day to me unless you want to spend it with me.
14. I've just been liked. Let's congratulate you. Just so lucky.
15. It's only a few days since Valentine's day. If you like me, it's no use. I still like studying, just like last year.
16. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried. Wake up to find that there is no boyfriend, crying more sad.
The ultimate treasure of Chinese Valentine's Day
1. Call to reserve the Hotel King room. 2. Slap other boyfriend on the street. 2. Go to the cinema and buy all the ticket seats.
3. Take the small needle to the supermarket and prick up TT. 4. Go to the street and sell flowers. When you see a couple, say, "buy your mother a bunch of flowers!"!
5. I don't check out the meal. When I left, I pointed to my boyfriend and said, "my ex husband is married.". 6, go to QQ friend impression, man's writing: former husband. Woman's writing: the child is his mother.