4hw.com.cn: according to Taiwan media reports, Li Ao, a famous writer in Taiwan, died of illness on the morning of March 18 at the age of 83. Apart from being a writer, Li Ao is also a famous critic of current affairs, known for his sharp words. Let's take a look at some classic quotations of Li Ao.
1. My way of swearing is that everyone else swears to be a bastard, but I have a skill. I can prove that you are a bastard.
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3. Pestle and wooden pestle: the pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is not right. It's useless to work harder.
4. A man is a living ghost, and a ghost is a dead man.
5. Some people think that the modern civilization has cancelled the cattle and horses and replaced the cars. It's not surprising that modern people can't get on the bus until they make horses and oxen.
6. I am not just a general fighter: being a martyr is nothing, but a fighter is smart. I am not only a general warrior, but also a lively warrior, a happy warrior, who makes you laugh and cry.
7. A good man is more disgusting than a bad man.
8. The more unworthy new women are of themselves, the more they complain that others are unworthy of love.
9. The timid hypocrites call the white gray; the bold hypocrites call the black gray. The most successful way to invert black and white is not to invert black and white, but to have no black and white.
10. The horror of a fool is not in his stupidity, but in his cleverness.
11. After the horse: someone challenged me and said, "come here.". I didn't reply, just galloped away and beat him down.
12. Beauty and Hero: she doesn't need to make love, but she can do it; he needs to make love, but she can't do it -- this is the difference between beauty and hero.
13. To be weak, it is hard to live; to be strong, it is hard to die. Quotations
14. The impotent people like to boast about their sexual ability most, and all of their hormons are in his mouth.
15. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people. You can't wait for inspiration to write. Just as a prostitute can't wait to have sex. You should do whatever belongs to you, even if it is forced.
16. Sometimes it's unnecessary to explain - the enemy doesn't believe your explanation, the friend doesn't need your explanation.
17. Heroes without failures: Heroes with failures, but no heroes with failures. Wen Tianxiang is a hero of great success. The hero never fails. When the sky collapses, he also catches the swan.
18. I have two regrets in my life: first, I can't find a wonderful person like Li Ao to be my friend; second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.
19. Stupid people can't do the most stupid things. The most stupid things are done by smart people.
20. Growing up and maturity: the so-called growing up means that you know what it is; the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don't know when you know it.
21. Women have only one view of marriage; men have one thousand and one view of marriage.
22. Peace on the surface is not peace. --Before the time bomb exploded, the surface was the calmest.
23. To wash three warm clothes is to enjoy the happiness of the buttocks and the hardship of the head; to watch movies is to enjoy the happiness of the brain and the hardship of the buttocks; to listen to the speeches of Taiwan scholars is to suffer the hardship of the brain and the buttocks.
24. Manufacturing and solving: some people have much more ability to create problems than others. It's better to be an enemy than a friend.
25. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people, and you can't wait for inspiration to write. Just as a prostitute can't wait to have sex. You should do whatever belongs to you, even if it is forced.
26. The so-called growing up means that you know what it is; the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don't know when you know it.
27. In my whole life, other merits and virtues are not counted. Good articles alone can make me immortal
28. Don't try to move if you don't have capital -- you need a handful of rice to steal chicken!
29. Be responsible only for yourself: a senior man is only responsible for himself, but not for the people he saves. The masses don't know whether they are right or wrong. The masses are ungrateful. Why are they responsible for them?
30. Sometimes the reason why a man doesn't want to remarry is not that he doesn't want to ask for two wives, but that he doesn't want to see two mother-in-law.
31. Looking at people behind and behind them: it is the wise and aesthetes who know to look at people behind them; it is the traitors who know to look at people behind them.
32. The only standard of inspection work: work should be "urged by meal" rather than "waiting for meal", so as to pass.
33. Human relations between you and me: there are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; second, you scold him with me; third, I scold you with him.
I believe in the law, but I doubt the judge.
35. The most shameful thing for politicians is that they call their turn against each other.
36. To eliminate enemies, we must rely on friends; to eliminate friends, we must rely on friends' wives; to eliminate friends' wives, we must rely on God.
37. If you can learn from the talents of the world, you will not be happy; if you can scold the fools of the world, you will be happy.
38. Either the enemy or the friend is wrong; either the friend or the enemy is right. The enemy should be lenient; the friend should be strict.
39. She doesn't need to make love, but she can do it; he needs to make love, but she can don't do it - this is the difference between beauty and hero.
I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, it doesn't count time.
41. If a man has foresight, he must have immediate worries.
42. Some women make men soft, but only one place is hard. But some women, let the man all over the body become hard, only one place becomes soft.
43. New women in the past go out of the kitchen; modern new women don't go in at all.
44. There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Ao. He has to be his friend. --You must not be the enemy of Li Ao who you cannot defeat. If you are the enemy of Li Ao, you will hate your friends.
45. There are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; second, you scold him with me; third, I scold you with him.
46. God gives you two hands, which means that revenge cannot depend on him, but you must do it yourself.
47. The best way to revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.
48. The biggest disgrace of politicians: the biggest disgrace of politicians is that they call it "one time, another time".
49. We only look at the problem of bad teenagers, but forget to look at the problem of bad old age. In fact, many problems of bad teenagers are caused by bad old age. At all times and in all over the world, there have never been so many bad old people gathered together like the Kuomintang group, never!
50. All women will steal, as long as there is a chance! When a woman is thirty years old, she will cheat. When she is thirty years old, she will catch a traitor.
51. When a man is over fifty years old, he cannot demand that yesterday be better than today; but when a man is only fifty years old, how can he know that today is better than yesterday.
52. Youth & bull; adulthood & bull; old age: the happiness of adulthood is making the dream of youth; the happiness of old age is no longer making the mistake of adulthood.
Before the age of 53 or 50, when you see a girl you like, you start at once; when you are 60, you tremble in your heart; when you are 70, when you see a girl you like, turn around and leave. No more drama
54. Marriage view: women have only one view of marriage; men have one thousand and one view of marriage.
55. Those who know to see behind people are wise men and aesthetes; those who know to see behind people are traitors.
56. Foresight and near worry: if a man has foresight, he must have near worry.
57. There are failure heroes, but there are no failure heroes. Wen Tianxiang and shikefa are great heroes of success. The hero never fails. When the sky collapses, he also catches the swan.
58. Young people care about size, young people care about length, and old people care about hardness and softness.
59. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wood pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is not right. It's useless to work harder.
60. Of course, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. But don't be too late, because ten years later, your enemy may go to hell.
61. The so-called growing up means that you know what it is; the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don't know when you know it.
62. Enemies and friends: either enemies or friends is wrong; either friends or enemies is right. The enemy should be lenient; the friend should be strict.
63. Treasure: treasure is the dew on the flowers and leaves on the late LAN tomb on the mountain, the butterfly on the chicken's shoulder on the palm and the blood and tears on the bed.
64. When I want to find someone I admire, I look in the mirror.
65. A senior man is only responsible for himself, but not for the people he saves. The masses don't know whether they are ungrateful or not. Why are they responsible for them?
66. Li Denghui becoming president: there are two kinds of people who never thought that Li Denghui would become president: one is all others; the other is Li Denghui himself.
67. A senior man is only responsible for himself, but not for the people he saves. The masses don't know whether they are right or wrong. The masses are ungrateful. Why should they be responsible for them?
68. The wisest woman becomes a fool as soon as she involves her own emotional problems, and the wisest man becomes a philosopher as soon as she involves her own emotional problems.
69. She doesn't need to make love, but can do it; he needs to make love, but can't do it. This is the difference between beauty and hero.
70. Only when love is short can love be eternal!
71. Without black and white: the timid hypocrites call the white gray; the courageous hypocrites call the black gray. The most successful way to invert black and white is not to invert black and white, but to have no black and white.
72. The horror of the stupid: the horror of the stupid is not in their stupidity, but in their own cleverness.
73. Li Ao's immortality: his writing is immortal for five hundred years; he is immortal for one thousand years. A thousand years later, the end of the world, everything is rotten.
74. Love begins with deceit and ends with deceit; politics begins with deceit and ends with deceit. The most classic words Li Ao said are here
75. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
76. Democracy is a trap: give you the right to choose leaders freely, but only a bunch of bastards. You go to choose, you can only choose a bastard if you choose a white head! You can get rid of a big bastard, and then choose another one who hasn't grown up, and there are still a lot of problems affecting our public life.
77. I often doubt that I am a small person, because I often forget that I am a big person.
78. Men should have more love and less understanding for women; women should have more understanding and less love for men.
79. Work together and dream together: some people can only work together, not dream together; others can only dream together, not work together.
80. Discover the extraordinary part of common sense. It's the extraordinary person.
81. If you are not good at math, you can still be Prime Minister of the UK (Churchill), Taiwan writer (Li Ao) or poetry writer in the UK (Xu Zhimo). Of course, all of the above need a visa. No matter what, you can be a writer in the mainland (Qian Zhongshu) or a teacher the first time (Luo Yonghao). If you can't even talk about the lessons, you can also be a principal (Yu Minhong).
82. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know.
83. The wolf called the wolf: the Kuomintang's problem was that they were wolves but sometimes they didn't bite people and called the wolf in vain. As a result, their prestige was suddenly lost. They were neither human nor wolf at both sides.
84. The wise and the foolish: to be wise in the world and teach it, there is no joy in it. 'what's the fun? ）It's a pleasure to be scolded by the fools in the world.
85. Me