tomorrow is February 14, the first Valentine's day in 2019. Valentine's Day is the happiest day for couples, but it's the heartbreaking day for single dogs. A single dog without a partner can only watch the couples coming and going on the street show their love openly. At this time, many single dogs must want to make some funny valentine's Day single dog jokes to express their feelings. This article brings you a very interesting Valentine's day Funny single talk, let's have a look.
1. You can get up from both sides in the morning.
2. I changed 10086 into boyfriend, so I can always feel the care from my boyfriend
3. A person eating hot and sour powder accidentally gets his eyes in and doesn't dare to go away. For fear that the waiter will stop the table, he can only eat it with tears & hellip& hellip;
4. Always thinking about whether to change your personality orientation
5. The one who will marry me in the future, don't do anything sorry for me on Valentine's day, thank you.
6. Let's call you a single turtle. After all, several dogs have died at your age!
7. Valentine's Day is coming. Would you like to continue to be a dog or my boyfriend?
8. It's easy to fall in love, because of my facial features, it's not easy to get along with each other, because I'm not single, but I'm not willing to make do with it.
9. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I smell of a single dog.
10. Waiter, don't take the dishes. I'll go to the bathroom!
11. I'm not afraid to spend Valentine's day alone. I'm afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.
12. The second cup is half price, but no one comes together.
13. Never mind, you are not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there are thousands of single dogs all over the world behind you!
14. The girl touched me on the bus. I even figured out where our children would study!
"Like the cat in the old alley, I am free, but I have no home." "it's the first time I've heard someone say that being single is so fresh and refined"
15. Single dogs don't go out in winter. If they fall, they will become Wangwang broken ice!
16. It's not so easy to show love. Single dogs also have TA's temper.
17. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it can't change the fact that you are a single dog.
18. Ask the world what Valentine's Day is, and call people to abuse single dogs.
19. Don't always be a single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single roe deer by IQ.
20. I'm very busy on Valentine's day. I want to sell flowers in the morning and sets in the evening. In the early morning, I have to squat at the door of the hotel to sell medicine. Suddenly, I feel that life is very hard. A week later, they began to sell pregnancy test sticks, a month later, they issued painless abortion leaflets, and then sold postoperative health care products. From then on, he became general manager, CEO, married Bai Fumei and reached the peak of his life.