Chapter 1: fighting crickets
Cool August, the wind blowing, flowers open, grass is also green. In a piece of green land, there are many uninvited guests -- crickets. These bold guys enjoy the cool under the lush shade, look in the mirror in the clear lake water, and play on the shady green land. They are very happy. This view was seen by our army, and I would not tolerate it. I ordered: 'let's go and catch all these guys! 'I'm not sure if you're all in the crowd! This guy is not small. There are more here. There is a small hole here. Is it a cricket hole? We have to catch these guys as soon as possible. I ran East and West, but I didn't see the shadow of a cricket. I was so tired that I couldn't breathe. Suddenly, a cricket army ran to our territory and called to me: 'Hey, big fool, don't dare to catch me? 'I cried angrily:' who dares not catch you! 'I went to the crickets like a hungry tiger. I thought I would succeed with one cover, one cover and one beat. However, as soon as I raised my hand, I found that the main force of the cricket was dying. What a pity! Our 'military adviser' said to me half jokingly: 'I said you are really good! I promise this cricket will hate you forever! 'everyone laughed. I blushed and watched carefully how others caught me. It turns out that I shouldn't clap that palm, but should gently buckle it! Although our army has won a great victory this time, we still have to be careful. Maybe one day, one month, one year, they will attack again!
Chapter 2: catching grasshopper
The wind is blowing gently. In the breeze, the grass in the square is green. It's a poetic square. Suddenly, a green uninvited guest, grasshopper, sprang up from the grass. I suddenly had a strange idea: catch these uninvited guests and feed them to frogs! I'll do it if I say so! There's a goal! I have to keep my voice down. Don't disturb them. No way, who let oneself stupid, catch another one! I must pay attention this time. At this time, another target appeared, but it was a little strange. How could it be a black one? Forget it, I don't care, a cover, a flutter, a button, I spent nine cattle and two tigers to catch it, I was panting for breath, a closer look, how is a cricket! After a long time, I didn't catch a grasshopper. Oh, it's a draw from a basket - it's nothing! Although this time a grasshopper did not catch, but let me taste the taste of happiness.
Chapter 3: ares vs 2027, I invented a deformable warship, which can be changed into various forms. In October, I accepted the test flight mission. I went to the cockpit of the warship, pressed the button, and the Ares vs flew off the ground and into space. I tried to control the ship and not let it be damaged. I drove it to the gamma Galaxy K16, which is the first transfer station in the universe. My cousin is the boss here. I came to his home, where there are all kinds of piggy bank. My cousin said to me: 'brother, I'm the richest man in the universe now. I can't spend all the money, so I'll give you $10 billion as your birthday red envelope. "What, 10 billion dollars! This is my salary for 200 years. 'and then I went back to the ship. On the way back to earth, due to the lack of fuel, I had to make a forced landing on K17. After replenishing the fuel, I went back to earth. Suddenly, my cousin's voice as high as 100 decibels woke me up.
Chapter 4: my protest
I protest, I want a mobile phone, mom and dad do not buy me, in fact, I want a mobile phone. Because I have a mobile phone, I can take it with me. I can call my parents if there is any emergency. If I don't have a mobile phone, I don't know if the children outside call me. In addition, with a mobile phone, I can do a lot of things. I can also play games on my mobile phone at any time. I can also set a music on my mobile phone, which is the music to answer the phone. There is a child in our class who also has a mobile phone. It's not a fake, it's a real one. I heard my mother say that mobile phones are harmful to children's ears, but I don't think it's harmful. My father said that I would play with my mobile phone and delay my study. In fact, I would study hard. I protest, I want a mobile phone, I want a mobile phone, I don't want to eat all day, if I get a mobile phone, I will dream of this mobile phone, I really want a good mobile phone like mom and Dad!
Chapter 5: kindergarten fun
Once, in the kindergarten, the egg teacher knocked over the soup and put the vegetables in her shoes during lunch, but she was still smiling. As a result, the children were all laughing. When I got home, I told my parents. Later, I found that many children told their parents, too, because once at a parents' party, I found that they were talking about it. Once, in the kindergarten, an English teacher who can only speak English and can't speak Chinese came. We couldn't understand every word he said. As a result, he didn't teach us any lessons, but made us confused. He also pulled his mouth down to make faces, which made us laugh. Another time, there was a child in our class, because she was beaten by a king of leather in our class. As a result, she went to the teacher to complain. As a result, she said the wrong name, and the teacher caught the wrong person. Another king of leather in the class was wronged. The child argued with the king of leather, which made the teacher confused. It's really funny.