Christmas funny blessing SMS collection: in this beautiful Christmas night

Christmas funny blessing SMS collection: happy Christmas on this beautiful Christmas Eve! Foreign friends who wish you a happy Christmas include Iran's she has no underwear, Japan's Matsushita trouser belt, South Korea's prostitutes, Vietnam's soft and hard, Romania's urgent tear pants, Saudi Arabia's touch still can't touch. I pick a crescent moon with two stars on my head, eyes with tricolor eyes, nine roses in my mouth, and ten auspicious clouds on my feet. I come to you with lightning speed: Saint Happy birthday! Would you like to share Christmas with me? Why is there Christmas? Because I told God you like snow; why is there Santa Claus? Because I told God you like the old man with white beard; you don't know what I mean? idiot! Happy Christmas to you! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas in Chinese, Merry Christmas in English, and when the Christmas present I want will be given to me! Christmas is really lonely! Because I don't have you around, I really miss you. I want you to accompany me through this romantic Christmas Eve. Eat the same meal every day, no money. Dream the same dream every day. Do the same thing every day, work. Think of the same person every day, miss. Every day silently pray, blessing. Wish you a merry Christmas! Santa asked: what day is today? The elf said: today is Christmas! Santa Claus said: Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime. I hate this day most. I hate this day. I call a duck egg with zero score in the exam, a bad egg when I do something bad, a fool with an empty head, get rid of the squid, call me an asshole, call me an asshole, and call me an egg that can't be finished. Happy Christmas! It's not only on such a day that I think of you, but also on such a day that I can harass you and tell you, Happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day! Considering that there will be a flood of blessing messages blocking the network in a few days, there is an ideal, far sighted and intelligent world-class super invincible genius. Congratulations in advance: merriris moss! Hi, PI Niu ye'er! In the coming of winter, I hope you are healthy and happy like a kettle on the stove. Even if your buttocks are red, you will still whistle happily and blow your nose bubbles happily. It is said that on Christmas night, the stars in the sky send out two wishes: one is to wish all the people in the world safe and happy, the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first! Tell you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you, now I tell you, do not tell him, I told you, if he asked you, I told you, you said I did not tell you: Merry Christmas! A bad news and a good news. Bad news: Santa's gift bag has been lost; and the good news is: I sent you a gift he still has, because it is a warm sentence: Merry Christmas! Christmas wishes to all directions. The East gives you a money tree, the west gives you eternal health, the south gives you the road to success, The most embarrassing thing about Christmas is that when you pick up a turkey and think of bird flu; if you receive a gift, you may have a bomb; if you put on a beard, you will be regarded as a terrorist criminal? Bin Laden appears. Christmas is approaching. One incense will give you a money tree, two incense will give you a helping hand, and three incense will give you a good mood, Four incense send you no trouble. Five fragrance send you money box. Six fragrance send you forever healthy! Love blessing words send you a coat on Christmas Eve, the front is safe, the back is happiness. Auspicious is collar, Ruyi is sleeve, happiness is button, pocket is full of warmth, put it on, let it accompany your every day! I heard you will have an egg tomorrow, really? Then I have to wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days, your eggs will be full moon again, so I would like to wish you a happy round egg (New Year's day) in advance! It is said that on Christmas night, the stars make two wishes: one is to wish all the people in the world safe and happy, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is watching this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first! I hope you are happy every day, like a teapot on the stove. Although my little butt is burning hot, I still whistle happily and make happy bubbles! Merry Christmas! In this beautiful Christmas night, the LORD said that I could realize a wish. I took out the globe and said, "we want world peace."! The LORD says it's too hard! I took out your picture and said, "make this man beautiful! The master was full of sweat and said: bring the globe and I'll have a look at it! Christmas Eve, the rain, wet, the mood is so wet & hellip; & hellip; you just look at the cold window, watching blindly. I came up to you and said to you gently, 'Wangcai, come in. Santa won't bring any bones. '