Humorous National Day Blessing SMS

the humorous National Day blessing message Daquan smile is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and free of side effects in the world. On the national day, come to my home to put on the beauty tonic! The water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and you don't need a reason to love you; the wind is blowing, and the rain is falling, and I really want to hold you for a kiss; How about romance on the National Day? I'll give you a plan to make a fortune on the National Day: blow an explosive hairstyle, put on a patched dress, take a stick in your right hand, take a bowl in your left hand, walk along the street and say something in your mouth: OK. I'll have a day trip on the national day. I'll go back and forth by bus. The activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen oil, washing pots and pans, washing clothes, and preparing my own lunch Two hundred and one, sign up quickly. These days! It's popular to marry late and have children late, to sleep late and get up late, to have dinner, to watch a party, and to pay homage to old age. But I can't be late for your National Day blessing. Wish you a happy National Day and a long holiday in advance! Humorous SMS clap your hands, good luck hand in hand with you; stamp your feet, happy to build a bridge for you; shake your head, success and your two sides; swing your waist, safe companion without trouble. Happy National Day health exercise, transfer to friends a total of happiness. You: outstanding talents, first-class, flying to the sky, smooth and all-around. Me: one heart, one life, as before, as always, is your good friend. Eleven happy! National Day emergency notice: your people have deteriorated, and your morality has expired. It is recommended that you go to the waste purchase station immediately to wait for waste recycling, and make a new transformation. Don't be sad, you can use the waste. You still have the value of existence. A friend graduated from graduate school, can not find a suitable job, at home worried, nephew approached and said: uncle, you do personal Ryu bar. My friend asked: "why?". Nephew a: it's advertised that being a man today and going to work tomorrow... Thinking about you is the happiest thing; seeing you is the happiest thing; loving you is the thing I will always do; keeping you in mind is the thing I have been doing; however, cheating you is just what happened. The new telecom function test on the 11th National Day is free this month. Please press any number key to test your IQ & hellip;. After the test, your IQ is zero. The emperor of Fengtian transportation called and said: you borrowed fifty cents from me last national day, but you haven't paid yet. You are not allowed to shit for three days. You are not allowed to take paper with you. You can't take paper for three feet! Here, take paper! What if you are hungry on the National Day? Have a hot pot to wash! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside for a walk! What if you don't have money? Cheat a fool! What if you don't have courage? Practice with bin Laden! What if you want? Go to the pigsty. The sky is clear and the flowers are fragrant; the wind is long and the water is quiet and flowing. Sing a good song, send a care, wish you happy; write a message, send a blessing, '10.1' happy! Tell you a secret. I like to play with pigs when I'm bored. Seeing the National Day holiday coming, I'm bored again. I know you're OK at home, so can I go to see you? I just went to the bank and took countless lucky gold, happy jewelry, Ping An jadeite, success stock and health fund. Don't make any noise. I'll give it to you, because I want to raise money. I wish you a happy National Day!