Every day, happiness works because good mood can make others feel refreshed. How can you keep your mouth open? These three paragraphs let you open your mouth small, big mouth long and big. In a word, they always make you laugh!
Three humorous scenes you don't know how to be funny
1. Xiaoming came to the bank and said to the staff: 'help me get the money!' staff: 'Hello, there are 1800 in it. "Seventy thousand. "There's only 1800 in it. "Yes, I want 70000. '& hellip; & hellip; there's only 1800!' '70000!' & hellip; & hellip; 'Oh!! you mean take it all right?' Xiaoming: 'yes, I don't lose my common law?'
2. Find a wife for pocket money. My wife said: two hundred is enough? I can draw with my fingers. The wife is furious: 'what? Do you dare to ask for three hundred? I don't have half a cent when I go. 'then I left. I was in a daze for a long time. What happened just now? Everything happened so fast that I didn't understand.
3. Fill in the blank in the final exam and ask 'Li Qingzhao is___ I didn't know how to write a Wudang school. When the paper was sent out, the teacher said that a student's answer must be asked his parents to have a look! I think I'm finished. As a result, my deskmate was invited to the parents, because his answer is' yolk pie '.