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June 1, 2016, children's day, happy, funny, short message carrying the boat of blessing to children.

June 1, 2016, children's day, happy, funny, short message carrying the boat of blessing to children. Notice: today is your holiday. I wish you a happy holiday! Please use this message to get a lollipop, a piece of silk to wipe your nose, a pair of crotch pants and a diaper from the kindergarten in your district. The quantity is limited until it is delivered! Let's take a holiday for the remaining childlike innocence. Suggestion 1: climb naked in the room; Suggestion 2: jump naked on the bed; Suggestion 3: try wearing open crotch pants to defecate at will; Suggestion 4: find a suitable person to recall the feeling of feeding. This is a vicious message before June 1. The receiver will wet his bed tonight, the preserver will wet his bed tomorrow night, the deleted one will wet his bed the day after tomorrow, the forwarder will wet his bed for a week, and the person who returns the message will wet his bed for a month! Those who don't return wet their beds every day! I wish children a happy bedwetting! Did you get the text message sent to you a long time ago? when? Anyway, it's been a long time. At that time, you were still a child. I want to wish you a happy June day! The crying, laughing, eating, playing, maintaining a pure childlike innocence, to relieve themselves, and children's day together! Three tadpoles went to the restaurant for dinner. The waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrogs to the table next door. They sang sadly: I don't want to, I don't want to grow up & hellip; SMS to, let happiness embrace you, difficulties see you obediently give way, troubles sneak away, happiness smiles at you forever. Happy June 1! On behalf of the leaders, I would like to express my deep greetings to the children fighting in the chat line: surf the Internet well and be online every day! Happy children's Day! On children's day, I wish you who were children: youth is not old, keep a pure heart, have a sweet smile, childlike skin, happy holidays! Wukong drew a circle and the Tang monk was safe; Xiaoping drew a circle and Shenzhen became rich; You drew a circle and wet the bed again. Happy holidays, children! Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said that I would be fined 5 yuan for wetting the bed once, 6 yuan for wetting the bed twice and 7 yuan for wetting the bed three times. You actually stood up and asked how much I would be fined for every month? Ha ha, happy children's Day! Blessing words Whether time has gone for ten or twenty years, whether you have worn little safflower or covered with mud & hellip; Dear over age children, I wish you a happy June day in advance! May you live happily with a childlike innocence forever! Three little tadpoles went to the restaurant for dinner. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrogs to the table next door, the three little tadpoles held together and sang sadly: 'I don't want to, I don't want to grow up & hellip;' Don't move, rob! Children's Day is happy. SMS, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties see you, give way, let troubles sneak away, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness smile at you forever! Happy June day! More than 20 years ago today, I sent you a message. Did you receive it? It doesn't matter if you didn't receive it. I'll send it again: I wish you a happy June day! My biggest wish is to be with you: Children's day, youth day, Valentine's day, mother's day, father's day and Double Ninth Festival. This is the information I'll give you tomorrow (don't look down). I won't read it until tomorrow! Voyeurism?! Naughty! I told you not to look! No way, you don't grow up! Happy children's Day Happy children's day, forever childlike you! Aunt has prepared sugar that is suitable for you to eat without hurting your teeth. Welcome to try it at that time. Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, blessing is the boat. The wish wind, blowing the happy sail, carrying the boat of blessing to the children, floats to the happy you and gently greets you: Happy June 1! Special recommendation: (humorous SMS)