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Ten funny laws of living in Shanghai

Law 10: "boss, raise your salary!" "Well, it's going up next month." Then you stay up for three years and it goes up as soon as you quit! Law 9: whether a minute is too long or too short in the past depends on whether you are outside or inside the toilet, but now it depends on whether you have a mobile phone in your hand. Law 8: when I was a child, I always lost points on the last two questions; now when I take a picture of a license plate, I always get stuck in the last three minutes. Law 7: other people's children are good at literature and martial arts. They can do Mathematical Olympiad, play the piano and play basketball. Their own children always know how to make trouble. Do you really want to push him back? Law 6: as soon as you wear new clothes and shoes, it rains heavily, and you can see the sea when it rains heavily! Wuwuwuwu ~ ~ law 5: fry a stock, just buy it down, just throw it away directly pull the limit! Take a look at the optional stock, up all want to buy did not buy the stock! Law 4: you can't talk about buying a house. You can't even make plans to look at the house and understand the market. As long as you move the idea of buying a house a little, the house price will go up quickly! Law 3: cold in winter, the doctor said you have a hot cold; finally, in the summer, you freeze to death in the summer of Mordor! Random play throughout the year, playing is so willful! Law 2: drivers will find that the lane they take is always the most congested, so they have to watch the cars drive away one by one. Law 1: whether you take the bus or the subway, as long as you go to the station, there is always a car just left, and then all you can do is wait for the next one. After reading it, I couldn't refute it at all~

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