"The standard of my choice of handsome men is always first-class in my circle. Because I'm good at it. If I eat too much of this dish, I'll be able to eat up to the standard. " This is what Yang Er Che, a judge of "fast man", told the media. In fact, it is a big truth for her. Let's have a look. Yang Er Che Namu, who looks so colorful and fragrant, how can she "authoritative" comment on 12 constellation handsome men, and what will be the reaction of 12 constellations?
Sister Yang Er vs Aries
Yang Er: when you put on your vest, I knew I wanted to show your muscles, but I didn't respect it. I DON‘T CARE。 YOU KOWN？ Go back and wash your face. As soon as you come out, I don't like it. I don't pass here.
Muyang: * ^% $... (leave out some dirty words here, sheep and sheep start to open their teeth and claws)
All of you (they start dialing 120...)
Younger sister Yang vs Taurus
Yang Er: singing is to show beauty. How can you look like a doormat! It's bad to imitate you! Wang Leehom's pronunciation is very poor. You should have your own style, just like your sister Yang with a flower on your head.
Taurus: mutter "like you? It's better for me to be like Leehom Wang. "(and then politely click and go down honestly)
Younger sister Yang vs Gemini
Yang Er: lower body! Lower body! I tell you young people! Don't shake your lower body when singing! This is not a striptease competition You dance really ugly!
Gemini: thanks for sister Yang's valuable advice. In fact, I'm not playing well. It's mainly because you are so beautiful, just like the pollen on your head
All right, don't pretend to be naive.
Yang Er: Although you don't dance very well, you still sing very sexy. I really like you very much. I want to ride a horse with you. Of course, there are only two of us. You need to tan a little more.
People: vomiting
Sister Yang Er vs cancer
Yang Er: you are not singing, you are crying.
Cancer: it's because every time I sing, I'm very emotional
Yang 2: don't say, no one can help you. You can't give you any chance. But I admire your courage and stand bravely in front of me. You know, opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you can catch it. If you can't, don't regret it
Cancer: (staring blankly)
Everyone: (in agreement) sister Yang, don't bully the kind crab
Younger sister Yang vs Leo
Yang Er: do you know? You are very artificial, very! What's more, your hair, suit, trousers and shoes are just like a pile of tangles. You want to stand at my door like this. I'll sweep you out with a broom?! 0! Tao
Lion: Elimination! You don't know music, you don't know talent garbage, also deserve to tell me? I don't want to play!
People: applause
Lion: Thank you, thank you, thank you for your support, I will continue to work hard! (he smoothes his hair, shakes his head, and strides out)
A large part of the crowd: cut ~ who are your fans, narcissism.
Sister Yang Er vs Virgo
Yang Er: Xiaochu, you are so perfect. Just now, I don't like the smell of their performance. Dirty kids in the street have this smell, but you don't. You are too clean. Let me hold it.
Everywhere: Yes. (takes out a package of sterilized paper towel from the pocket and hands it out) but first wipe your hands and then you have a dark face. Isn't it clean? Don't kiss me. I'm afraid you have oil on your nose and dirty my face. Don't get too close to me. I'm afraid I'll see the black head on your face uncomfortable, and
People: dizzy
Sister Yang Er vs Libra
Yang Er: you are elegant. I like it. I really like you! It must be very happy to be your girlfriend! How lucky is the girl who is going to have coffee hand in hand with you! I want to give you the flowers that a man gave me just now, because I like you very much, because I really like you!
LIBRA: (stupefied, then elegant smile, slightly bow) can I refuse? Because then the man will be sad
People: worthy of being a social star
Younger sister Yang vs Scorpio
Yang Er: I don't like men singing with their eyes closed
Scorpio: I just have small eyes (secretly "dare to insult my deep, sharp charm, little eyes, hum, wait and see")
Yang Er: but I didn't understand what you were singing. What's more, you know what you're wearing? You look like a ghost! Why don't you marry Yang Lijuan.
Scorpio: who marries Yang Lijuan is better than who marries Yang Lijuan! (thinking to himself: if you still have the life to remarry)
People: where is the wind blowing in the studio?
Younger sister Yang vs Sagittarius
Yang Er: I'm moved by your bravery, but there is something wrong with your packing today. You must have your own style, just like your sister Yang with a flower on your head. Like me this flower, is a woman flower, pink gorgeous! In the evening, I want to accompany you to see the stars.
Shooter: No, I'm allergic to stars
Yang Er: your expression tells me that you are reluctant, but congratulations, you passed.
Shooter: Oh (sweating)
People: don't be so direct, it will hurt sister Yang ER!
Sister Yang Er vs Capricorn
Yang Er: when you sing, I really want to give you a cup of moistening throat tea, do you know? You love music very much, but you don't feel it. When you sing high notes, your mouth is crooked. You don't believe you go home and watch it.
Capricorn (get off the scene and ask the staff to borrow the mirror...)
People: don't be so serious
Sister Yang Er vs Aquarius
Yang Er: which girl did you pick off the coat?
Aquarius: it's an idea
Yang Er: next time you participate in the creative contest, I will let you pass
Aquarius: keep your word!
People: he can answer the question if he is damaged like this (foaming at the mouth...)
Younger sister Yang vs Pisces
Yang Er: your voice is like a ripe peach; you are like an open flower with tender powder; when you are more ripe, the girl who takes your hand to drink coffee is so happy, I really love you. (kissing)
Pisces (eyes moist)
People: was she moved by the second judge Yang?
Pisces: indecent (rushing away...)
People: but