Tooth strength test:
Please use your teeth to bite your boyfriend or husband's arm, and gradually exert force, while your boyfriend or husband yells, quickly measure the decibel of his cry with a noise meter. If the measured value is higher than 100 decibels, it means that your tooth strength is 100; if the measured value is between 50 and 80, it means that your tooth strength is 50; if the measured value is 0, please take your boyfriend or husband to the hospital to check his pain nerve.
Respiratory rate test:
Please immerse your boyfriend's or husband's head completely in water for 10 minutes, then lay it flat on the floor and give him a quick artificial respiration. If you wake it up within five minutes, it means that your breathing rate is good; if you wake it up within ten minutes, it means that your breathing rate is normal; if you do not wake up within 30 minutes, please call 120.
Vital capacity test:
In many places with one person, you can fart, then squat down and breathe deeply. If there is no one to cover your nose, your vital capacity is good; if someone covers your nose, you should quickly escape from the scene, and use the above methods to practice vital capacity in no one's place.
Neighbor friendliness test:
Please open all the windows at 4:00 am, turn the stereo to medium volume, and sing "nothing" in karaoke mode. If the neighbor has no adverse reactions, the neighbor friendliness is 100; if you hear the echo of 'nervous, abnormal, dog day', the neighbor friendliness is 50; if you hear 110 sirens from far to near, you need to turn off the stereo quickly and get into the bed. According to this, you can judge that the friendship degree between you and your neighbor is 0.
Self attractiveness test:
Please shout three times in the busy street: I am single! If more than five men come to inquire, your charm is 100; if there are more than five men laughing at you, your charm is 50; if no one is interested, it is suggested that you should reduce the number of times you appear outside.
Skin elasticity test:
Please put a flea on the skin. After the flea jumps, measure its jumping height and make statistics every day. If the height of flea is increasing day by day, it means that your skin has good elasticity; if the height of flea is decreasing day by day, it means that your skin has poor elasticity; if the flea falls to death, it means that your skin has no elasticity.