May 20 is a day for the whole people to show their love. On this day, single dogs like Xiaobian will suffer another 10000 points of damage. So what are the funny sentences that 520 people in the circle of friends announced that they were single? Dullele is not as good as zhonglele. Let's have a look.
520 single dog how to say
My main ingredients: 99% cute + 1% single.
In a group of student parties, there is always a single dog who can answer all the love questions.
The reasons for being single so far: it's hard for acquaintances to start, and it's hard for strangers to speak.
Life in the world, always take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are raising their parents, wives and children, some are raising cats, dogs, birds and fish, some are raising flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I close my eyes and start to refresh myself.
Don't be depressed. Although you don't have a walk on the road, at least you have a fat body!
Half price of the second cup is a kind of welfare that I have never enjoyed before.
There must be a way for a car to get to the front of the mountain, even if the car is torn down to sell wheels.
When I was a child, my grandmother called me grandson, Ma Ma called me son of a rabbit, and when I grew up, I was called a single dog. On a person's life history of animals.
My main ingredients: 99% cute + 1% single.
I'm not a single dog. I'm just a wolf in the wind
The moon on the sea floor is the moon on the sky. The man in front of us turned out to be a single dog.
520 single dog funny self tease
"Don't ask me if I'm a single dog in the future. It's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals." "Crouching trough, now single dogs can evolve into wheezing dogs?"
Some people say that a graduation photo may be the only one with a secret love object.
Do you know why I'm single? Generally, I'm so handsome and I'm not considered.
I'm single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals. It's against the rules.
I'm no longer a single dog this summer. Please call me a hot dog.
A cute fairy, single to be teased, like to take away.
Now in this society, primary school students have Valentine's day, middle school students have bachelor's day, and college students have children's Day!