Today is April Fool's day. Are you ready to make fun of your friends? I believe some friends have prepared April Fool's Day spoof toys in advance. If you are not prepared, you don't need to worry. Xiaobian has prepared 60 April Fool's Day spoof jokes for you. Send them to your friends as soon as possible!
April Fool's Day prank
1. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend, I said: there is no stupid pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to a meal, please.
2. Blessing, not my original intention; greetings, not in a few words; concerned about, locked in my heart; miss, and you have nothing to do with; miss, April Fool's day this day: funny, is my purpose; unfortunately, only a sincere word to tell you: I think of you, I hope you also return a message that did not forget me.
3. It's hard to tell the true from the false, vulgar roses and numb love words, kneeling on one knee in the crowded square, saying I love you. Dear, forgive me, I can only use these most stupid and stupid methods, I wish you a happy holiday!
4. Once there was a sincere love, I didn't cherish it. I regret losing it. If I could come again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose the time of confession, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!
5. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to bump your head against the wall. See, the countless stars in front of you are my blessing.
6. April Fool's Day is coming, the aura is raised; playing people or entertaining oneself, is for fun; see through, don't open, play leisurely, smile is quite cost-effective; if really hit the trick, we don't get angry, smile can how; finally understand a mystery: friends get together in all directions, April Fool's day cherish, fool you because you like, you fool happy.
7. Hello, I've been in love with you secretly for a long time. If you don't eat well and sleep well, we can be friends if you like. Who am I? I'm the one in charge of the stir fry stall next door! Remember to come to me!
8. We have taken a video of your one night stand. If you don't want your wife to know, please prepare 100000 yuan cash for redemption in seven days, otherwise & hellip; & hellip;
9. Is the real gold, never afraid of the flames; is the pine, never afraid of the long cold; is the petrel, never afraid of the lightning across the sky; is a fool, still staring at the SMS silly look! I wish you a happy April Fool's day.
April Fool's Day prank
10. Send you a basket of fruits: inside there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, litchi like your youth beans, pistachio like your eyes, and durian like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!
11. Although you never remember your own festival, but as a friend, I have the obligation to remind you, and sincerely give you a gift: I hope you can still turn your hand for the cloud and cover your hand for the 'fool' in the future. When you find that the 'fool' has been sunny, I am waiting for you, ha ha, happy!
12. Special advice: at present, pinhole cameras are becoming more and more popular. In order to ensure that your privacy will not be peeped, please dress and take a bath. Don't take off your underwear when you urinate or urinate. Remember, remember!
13. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to live in for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. Originally, I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find someone I trust. I'm Saddam!
14. April Fool's day to text messages, my blessing is the best, received immediately without trouble, read less pain, forward can also pay high, group will pick up money. Today's April Fool's day, I wish you a happy holiday, everything goes well!
15. I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is wonderful. The lyrics are always in the same tune - hum hum hum. You are my pet piggy!
16. I always want to find a festival to celebrate for you, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1, and March 8 has passed. Now, your festival will finally come tomorrow. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
17. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, and your life is always very leisurely. You play all day in Mingchuan mountains, and eat pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!
18. I've been looking forward to it for a long time, but my salary has gone up; I've been studying it for a long time, but the property price has gone down; I've bought it for a long time, but I won the lottery; I've thought about it for a long time, but my daughter-in-law has come; I haven't thought about it for a long time, but I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for you on April Fool's day.
19. Apple you bite into a famous brand, KFC you call, grandfather is popular all over the world, Japan you said a sayounala, tsunami, earthquake, your charm, the power of the world, April Fool's Day wish you happy.
20. If you are ugly, please call 110; if you are not in good shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call me on my mobile phone, and we will talk about it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Day prank
21. Time is really wonderful. Due to the strong solar ions recently, there will be no signal when you use a mobile phone in the sun. Don't panic. Please hold your other hand high to block the sun when you use a mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better! Happy holidays!
22. One kind of people can live with me forever and call me lover; one kind of people can have blood thicker than water with me and call me relatives; another kind of people who are sold by me and still count money. For example, you who read text messages are called fool! I wish you a happy holiday!
23, April Fool's day, clever cheat gold cheat silver cheat money, romantic cheat love cheat embrace, silly cheat dog tease birds, mentally handicapped fool is still laughing, dull looking at the text message said: Wow, I have to be careful!
24. There is a kind of love called Xiangyu Yuji, a kind of spirit called Yishan Yugong, a kind of fairy tale called Mermaid dream, a kind of short message called happy fool, and a kind of transmission called learning more fool. When you have seen countless little jokes, I hope this message can make you laugh again.
25. Due to the network upgrading of mobile company, your mobile phone can not be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put your mobile phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!
26. The doctor said: 'you should take 10000 tablets to sleep before you go to bed, otherwise you will sleepwalk and kill people at night, or you may commit suicide. Really, you have to believe it.
27. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor and attracted passers-by. A policeman came and said: what happened? Drunk man: I'm not clear. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!
28, today's April Fool's day, you can be careful; friends have a bad heart, you should be happy; some people have a good heart, don't take it as true; always pay attention, be careful all the time; send you a care, I wish you peace of mind today. Happy April Fool's Day!
29, look at the beauty, please press down & hellip; & hellip; no, the beauty ran away & hellip; & hellip; I said you still press & hellip; & hellip; fool, you still press & hellip; & hellip; Oh, really no! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
30, poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed this message, so infected with April Fool's Day bacteria. Now bacteria are walking through your body with vigorous steps. I wish you a happy April Fool's day.
April Fool's Day jokes
31. According to the report of the United Nations Festival Committee, April Fool's day belongs to people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow response; 2. Dull; 3. Often giggle; your performance fully meets the above conditions; I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
Today is April Fool's day. It's lucky not to be fooled. It's also an honor to be fooled. It's safe not to be fooled. You should be happy if you are fooled. I wish you a fool in your work, a fool in your ability, and a fool in your life!
33, your influence is so extensive, so huge, so far-reaching! That today I can't do anything, can only tease you & hellip; & hellip; wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
34. Your plan has passed and you are famous on CCTV. Your suggestion has been taken and put into action. Your order flies, and the enterprise comes back to life. Or the boss will praise: educated pig is not the same!
Every city is easy to rain, just like I miss you wherever I go; missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, especially at night; full of memories, with uncertain mood, I miss you, miss you, want to beat you! Happy April Fool's day.
36. The sky without you is not blue, the earth without you does not turn; you are our pride, you make this festival more happy; at this moment I send you a congratulatory message, I wish you a brilliant smile in your festival; Happy April Fool's Day!
37. Today, someone saw you. You are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, with a detached and carefree look. In fact, you are very lovely. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years?
38. You are kind like a cat, you are faithful like a dog, you are lovely like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are industrious like a bee, you are like everything, no wonder everyone calls you & hellip; beast!
39. Today, you wake up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I've been fighting all night, and your cheek is so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.
40. When the red bomb arrives, the alarm will sound in all directions: no matter in the sea, you have four faces of songs of Chu, you must be empty, unless there is a mantra, you have to breathe, roar to the sky, and be happy all your life!
April Fool's Day prank
41. Black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and simple face make me sleepless at night. How I want to touch you, how I want to hold you, how I want to see you holding a bone in the sun: you are my beloved little dog!
42. Don't think that building a city is settlement; don't think that sowing seeds is harvest; don't think that climbing the peak is conquest; don't think that I forget you. For example, today is the first time I think of you - happy holidays!
43. The first kiss gives smoke, romance gives wine, confusion gives eyes, rhythm gives music, the first night gives dreams, body gives lovers, derailment gives trains, madness gives brains, and the most sober blessing gives you: Happy April Fool's Day!
44, spring, I will send you a smiling face, let you toss and turn, spring, I will send you some poems, let you imagine, spring, I will send you a heartbeat, let you April Fool's day than everyone happy.
45. Dashagua is wet mud, baibaiwu is wet mud in the night, deep stem ice wine is wet mud, lazy pet is wet mud in the night, and the shelf is used to wash and change to see Houxi and Xiangjiu is wet mud. If the mud is cut down, the monkeys will show their love. If the chopsticks are happy, the apricot trees will be planted in the mud. April Fool's day, do you know what I want?
Promise me to take good care of myself. No matter what you encounter, you should be calm. No matter what you do, you should be firm. No matter when and where you are, you should be optimistic. No matter who you meet, don't tell him you are insane. Happy holidays!
47, light miss, shallow love, for a long time no such good miss you, when facing you, there is a mouth south open, not necessarily when the heart is always incomparable miss! Hope this special season, special day send me special and warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!
48. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and an arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: are you shooting wolf or ghost? No matter what you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
49. Pink flowers, white bear shirt, skipping