March 14 is white valentine's day, which means a lot to some people who have lovers. For single dogs, do you want to show off in the circle of friends? What's the humor about White Valentine's day?
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1. Let's be a pair of mice: Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddle, silly together. Even if the snow capped mountains, you can nest in the warm grass, hold your ears tightly, happy white valentine's Day!
2. White Valentine's day should adhere to one center and two basic points. To cheat feelings as the center, to cheat to eat and drink as the basic point, take the road of Valentine's day with Chinese characteristics. No matter men or women, what they can cheat is successors!
3. On Valentine's day, my wife bought me a colorful smock, which I put on the next day. As a result, when passing by the guard at work, the security guard called out: 'the courier, come and register'.
4. A beautiful girl confessed to me and was ruthlessly rejected by me on the spot & hellip; & hellip; why? She's not challenging my limit, she's challenging my daughter-in-law's limit & hellip; & hellip; in front of my daughter-in-law's face, I'm crazy & hellip; & hellip; now my daughter-in-law's divorce, what should I do?
5. My wife sent a text message saying: 'husband, I love you.' husband: 'when did it start
6. The couple are watching TV at home. "70% of men now want to have an extramarital affair," the TV news said. After hearing this, the husband said, "I must be the 30% of men. I'm a son of a bitch!" then the news continued: "the other 30% of men have had extramarital affairs. '
7. When husband and wife quarrel, wife scolds: "you men are as black as crows in the world. "My husband said as if nothing had happened:" the crows in the world are generally black, regardless of male and female. '
8. Husband: the price of eight kinds of non-staple food is adjusted. Why is it expensive for me to take a bath? Wife: you are meat!
9. My husband is not used to the car. My wife is not used to the car. Wife: why don't you change seats with me? Husband: there's no one on the opposite seat, so I can't change it!
10. Yesterday morning, I got up and said to my wife happily: wife, I had a dream and found 200 yuan! My wife said: be careful today, the dream is opposite. Me: so you said I would lose 200 yuan today? My wife hesitated for a moment and said: I have confiscated the 200 yuan in your wallet to save you from losing it. My crazy sweat: this dream is really accurate!
11. Man: 'honey, what do you want for Valentine's day?' woman: 'it's up to you! "Man:' do you like something practical or B-type? 'woman:' can't you give me something practical and B-type?'Man: 'inside... Underpants? "Woman:" die! "
12. Near Valentine's day, rent myself, versatile single dog, can wash and cook, make bed and quilt, can water flowers, can walk dog, can play mahjong, can block wine, can drive, can understand massage, can write love letter, can sing.
On the same day: accompany to eat, accompany to sing, accompany to watch movies, eat hot pot. I have a wide range of hobbies, ranging from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to Korean drama gossip. Gentle and considerate, romantic family, humorous, thrifty, my mother can swim. First come, first served, first served, first served, first served, first served!
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