Today is Valentine's Day 2019. I believe you have all received blessings or gifts from your boyfriend / girlfriend. Xiaobian's circle of friends has been drowned out by various roses and chocolate with transfer records. For single dogs, no one is accompanying Valentine's day, is it not allowed to make complaints about themselves and the dark? What about the single dog on Valentine's day? Here are some funny valentine's Day sentences. Let's have a look.
QQ on Valentine's day in 2019 funny talk about Valentine's day on February 14
1. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried. Wake up to find that there is no boyfriend, crying more sad.
2. Valentine's day who accompany me, as if only my shadow.
3. Another Valentine's day, I was prepared to accept your confession. I couldn't wait to see the space in the morning, but I saw your confession to another person. Maybe I was amorous.
4. On the eve of Valentine's day, Xiao Ming was dumped by his girlfriend, who was very sad. Old Wang advised him: forget it. It's more sad than that. Forget about her. Find another one. What's the big deal. Xiaoming said sadly: I can't forget that in order to spend Valentine's day with her, I bought her a lot of things for her, and they are all installment payment & hellip & hellip;
5. Every mouth said long live single people, but see lovers, or silence.
6. Valentine's day a person is not sad, sad is to see their favorite people and others show love.
7. One is afraid of loneliness, two are afraid of failure.
8. I'm not afraid to spend Valentine's day alone. I'm afraid that people I like will spend Valentine's day with others.
9. I envy you for having a home and a Valentine's day. I hope you cherish him who loves you and hold on to him. Don't follow me, prodigal son, go home alone.
10. Valentine's day, no gifts, no him.
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11. On Valentine's day, I met a confessor on the road, and immediately thought that the girl was too witty! The boy said: 'I like you!' the girl immediately replied: 'ah, I like my own, too!'
12. Every Valentine's day, for a single person, is a pain.
13. On Valentine's day, I will buy a bunch of roses by myself, and then proudly say to others: This is what my boyfriend bought for me, I am so happy.
14. Valentine's Day is coming. I will spend it alone with my missing for you.
15. I'm tired but I don't know where I'm tired. I'm tired but I don't know what I'm tired of. I want to talk but I don't have a word.
16. Red envelopes have also been sent, flowers have been sent, rice has been eaten and wine has been drunk. Now you tell me that your aunt is here!? may every man who sincerely pays be treated with gentleness today.
17. I envy that pure single dogs can also have Valentine's Day omitted. I'm a mixed breed single overtime dog, and I've worked overtime on Valentine's day.
18. On Valentine's day, I found the phone number of a girl I secretly loved in middle school, and sent her a message: if there is only a bowl of porridge, you drink half a bowl first, and the rest half a bowl, I put it in my arms to keep you warm & hellip; & hellip; a few minutes later, she returned a message: who are you introducing? Four hundred at a time, seven hundred at night.
19. Pig Bajie: 'Shifu, do you have a holiday for Valentine's day? I want to go to gaolaozhuang & hellip; hellip;' Monkey King: 'Shifu, I want to go to Bajiao cave. My sister-in-law says to make dumplings for me to eat & hellip; hellip;' Tang Seng: 'Wujing, where do you want to go!' Wujing: 'I & hellip; I just want to follow Shifu & hellip; hellip; "When Bajie and Wukong left, Wujing said with a smile: 'master, let's go to the kingdom of daughters!"
20. On Valentine's day, please take love as the cover and lover as the center, secretly gather old lovers, steal old lovers under the moon, search for spoony people online, speed up the development of small lovers, if there is no lover during the holiday, go home and coax his wife and adults.
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There are three Valentine's days in China
For Chinese Valentine's day, there are roughly three statements: first, Lantern Festival (also known as Shangyuan Festival, i.e. the 15th day of the first month); second, the third day of the third lunar month, which is more accurate by comparison; third, Qixi Festival (i.e. Qiqiao Festival, the seventh day of the seventh day of the seventh day of the seventh month), which has arisen in recent years.
Shangyuan day has long been called Chinese Valentine's day.
Lantern Festival is the most interesting festival for ancient women. In ancient times, ordinary women, especially big girls or small jasper, were all "three steps away from the boudoir". Only on the Lantern Festival and Shangsi Festival, can they come out and even have a tryst with their boyfriend.
Tanabata is more likely to be a women's festival. Its connotation includes not only begging, but also begging for cleverness and blessing. Therefore, we can't simply attach the Chinese Valentine's day to the Chinese Valentine's day because it's the meeting of Cowherd and weaver girl. Strictly speaking, the function of "Valentine's Day" of Lantern Festival is better than that of Chinese Valentine's day.