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Why don't men have cats and women don't have dogs? It's too much to know why

When Xiaobian was a child, he heard that adults said that men don't have cats and women don't have dogs. Do you know why? In fact, even now, Xiaobian still advised many girls not to have Teddy, or the picture would be too beautiful to see.

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At the end of Han Dynasty, Shu Han slept naked. Li Lang likes cats and sleeps at night. In the night, Li Lang's spring dream is full of ups and downs. The cat is frightened into a rat. It is caught. The dust is broken and swallowed. It's widely heard by neighbors. Therefore, the old man told his children that cats are male patients and should not be raised. According to historical records, Sheng, the eunuch of Shu, was also a cat.

At the end of the Han Dynasty, there was a man in Dongyue who liked to marry. After a month, when my husband wanted to send Lu Zhong, he was very worried about his wife, so he bought a male dog, one with his wife's depression, and the other with the power of a thief. After three transplants, my husband returns, the beginner hears the dog barks, looks up the cold face. It was night. My husband wanted to do the rites of the Duke of Zhou. He was shocked to see his wife's old skin was full of scars. He was confused and chased after her. Wife helpless: dogs understand people, sleep at night...

The next day, the husband killed the dog, but the wife read the old love and died on the cliff.

Translation:

At the end of Han Dynasty, Sichuan men loved to sleep naked at night, and they didn't wear small underpants. There is a man named Li De who sleeps in a deep sleep... The cat at home thought it was a hairless mouse. Out of professional habit, she immediately caught it and bit it off...

Such cases often occur... Therefore, in the future, the elderly will not let men have a cat to say, in case of unexpected... According to historical records, there are many eunuchs here who pay tribute to the Emperor...

At the end of the Han Dynasty, deep in Mount Tai, there was a newly married couple. Just after their honeymoon, the man wanted to go to other places to work. The man loved his wife and worried about her loneliness, so he bought a big male dog to accompany her. In addition, he could prevent villains and lecherons... (look at the man in the family. He has a sense of family responsibility -- editor's note)

After working for three years, the man came home and found that the big dog barked at him, and his wife greeted his unexpected face...

In the evening, when I took off my wife's clothes, I found that there were a lot of blood marks and calluses left by her scratching on her shoulders. I was puzzled. That is to say, my wife had to ask the reason again and again. She had to say: dogs are human beings. Since you left, they sleep with me in the same bed every day...

The next morning, the man killed the dog. The poor woman fell in love with the dog and jumped off the cliff to commit suicide...

This brings us to the future oral English: you dog day...

The above legend is actually a joke. There's no way to prove it. You don't need to take it seriously.