Tomorrow is April Fool's day. We can play tricks on our colleagues in the office, but we can't miss this opportunity for our relatives and friends in different places. Let's follow the small editor of sihai.com to have a look.
There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of missing called eager to see through, there is an idiot will read the text!
If you forward this message 3 times, you will be lucky; if you forward 6 times, you will be lucky; if you forward 10 times, you will be lucky; if you forward 20 times, you will spend 3 yuan!
The recipient is the mummy of Egypt, the one who deleted the message is the African bedbug, the one who returned the message is the wild boar of Rwanda, and the one who did not reply is the Thai human demon whose operation was unsuccessful!
I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find someone to trust. I'm Saddam!
You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are really ruthless; people are thinner than cucumbers, no three or two flesh; skin is thicker than walls, cannonballs can't penetrate; heart is smaller than pinhole, never suffer losses; love is thinner than paper, who catches who pits!
You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are lovely like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are alike in everything, no wonder everyone calls you hellip; beast!
Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We went to a beautiful building. You said, run in. I looked at your figure and saw the mental hospital written on it.
Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is no fool like a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! Soothe my frustrated heart.
I'm paying a dime to send you this message to tell you that I'm not a dime long person. For example, this ten cent text message is my birthday gift. Don't forget to invite me to dinner at night.
I was at a loss when I ran into you. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I tried to run away from you, but I followed you closely. I cried: 'whose dog is left alone?'
Measure the window, measure the bed and measure the wall. Jump to bed and measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is not longer than the bed, and the bed is not longer than the wall. Therefore, the wall is longer than the bed and the window. If you can't read it properly, you will hit the wall.
Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called a floppy disk when it is soft. After erecting, it becomes a hard disk. After taking off its coat, it can become a disc. Fool's Day spoofing SMS
Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as a cow, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, docile as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal dog, long as a pig.
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift I entrusted to you by brother Shenxian. From then on, you will live a happy and carefree life, because you are stupid.
A drop of water is small in the sea, great in the desert; the Red Crowned Crane is small in the crane group, great in the chicken group; you are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
In my eyes, you always look so carefree, eat with relish and sleep soundly... I envy you so much. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.
You are the sun in my heart, but it rains; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; you are the Chang'e in the sky coming to the world, but your face is on the ground first & hellip; & hellip;
It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal, it's just a dream, it's so real. You bow your head and don't talk, but I can't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you: next time you fart, say it!
I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, only to see the screen display: Pig's hoof 8 yuan. You think the machine is broken. Look up and the screen shows pork meat 5 yuan!
Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so clear, the sun is so bright, the sea is so boundless. You stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, the shell is very hard!