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How is April Fool's day the most enjoyable? April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is coming soon. For many little friends, is it enough to start the whole day? As long as it's not a particularly excessive joke, it's OK. After all, it's a fool's day, so how can April Fool's day be the most fun? The small edition of sihai.com has summed up some tricks for you. You may as well collect them.

As an April Fool's Day trickster, he must first have the conditions of "fast, stable, spiritual and accurate".

The so-called "fast" is fast, you must be able to do all the trickery work in the shortest time, and after being found, you can quickly escape to avoid revenge.

"Stable" means that we must be stable and do not make any mistakes in order to achieve the best effect of trickery.

"Spirit" refers to the flexibility of the head and brain, the wide range of knowledge, and the understanding of many. Only in this way can we trick from more aspects.

"Accurate" means that we need to look at the target of trickery, look at the weakness of the target, and one hit must be corrected.

1. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully pull out two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, good taste!) and squeeze out a proper amount of it into the cake. The quantity will follow the personal 'diet' habit, and finally glue it to make it as realistic and decent as possible. You don't need to use it specially at all. You just need to put it in the obvious place. You'd better prepare some original sandwich cakes, eat them and watch TV at the same time. Naturally, someone will taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing. He who wishes to catch it. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it everywhere. Although it is risky, there must be many people trapped.

2. song

Prepare a rice basin or enamel basin (other objects that can emit bright and high decibel after being hit) and a telephone. Try to use a very formal tone to call the other party. After connecting, say as follows: This is the music radio station. There is a Mr. / Miss X (may not say the real surname) who wants to order a song for Mr. / miss y. if you want to hear it, please dial the ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××. Thank you. The song is "when" of power train. Please listen carefully. Then knock the prepared object, just knock it, and make a "when" sound. Before the other party does not respond, say: Thank you for listening, happy April Fool's day, goodbye!

This method can be used between dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally close people. In addition, please do not laugh in the process of calling, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

3. Artificial Barbie

Make a bouquet of garlic, onion, carrot and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. It's better to sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it's only effective when the professional flower delivery lady is very formal. I also want a big bean curd skin to make a bouquet with a greeting card, on which I use soy sauce to write my heartfelt greetings.

4. Shape shifting

Catch a few minutes when the fool is not near the computer or deliberately turn it off (don't know how to do it?). Minimize all its open windows under WIN98 / 2000, drag the taskbar over the screen and hide it, and then use the print screen key to capture its desktop. Open the 'draw' program, press Ctrl + V to paste the picture you just grabbed and save it in *. BMP format. Go back to the desktop, set the picture you just saved as the desktop, and then you will see what is crazy & hellip;

5. Hardware method

Adjust the contrast of the fool's display to the lowest level (based on the principle that the screen is dark), so that it's very difficult to find the real reason unless the other person is thoughtful. If the fool knows a little bit about hardware and is bold, ha ha, then you can have a great chance to watch the wonderful scene of breaking up your computer!

6. Elevator trickery

I. put a toilet in the elevator, and then sit on it. When the elevator door is opened, look at the person who is going to enter the elevator with a very surprised eyes.

2. When there are many elevators, hit the person in front of you hard, and then (at least two friends, and the person being hit should be a little smaller) look at another person in surprise at the same time.

3. Be practical. Eat more beans in the morning. In the crowded elevator... Then look at a mm.

Four, come up a lot of people, suddenly take off your pants!! say again: look at my inside how about this pants??? It's a famous brand!

V. suddenly make a painful expression, hit his head on the four walls of the elevator, and then start shouting: 'shut up! Shut up all of you!'

6. When the elevator door is closed, I begin to close my eyes and pray: "Lord, please bless the elevator door to open normally this time. I don't want to be closed for another three hours, Amen!"

6. It's better to pretend to beat mosquitoes, drive away flies and make a sound of slapping.

7. Stand at the corner of the elevator without saying anything or doing any action. No matter which floor you stop, you will not get off the elevator.

8. Draw a circle on the ground with chalk, then stand in and say to the people around: 'this is my territory, no one of you is allowed to come in. '

9. Deliberately close behind someone and breathe heavily with your nose.

10. After the elevator starts, take out a pair of stethoscope and start to probe the four walls of the elevator carefully.

11. When someone presses the button on the operation panel, give them the sound of bomb explosion.

12. Take a camera (must have a high-power flash) to take photos of the passengers in the elevator.

13. Stare at a passenger, then suddenly grin and say proudly: 'ha ha, I'm wearing a new pair of socks, you haven't. '

14. Lift the desk into the elevator. When someone enters the elevator, ask if she / he has made an appointment.

15. If there is only you and another person in the elevator, stand behind and pat him / her on the shoulder suddenly, then pretend that you haven't moved at all.

XVI. When reaching out to press the button on the operation panel, pretend to be shocked.

17. Block the elevator door with your hand, and then tell everyone in the elevator to wait for a while, saying that you are waiting for a friend.

18. Drop a pen on the ground on purpose. When someone bends down to help you pick it up, he suddenly shouts: "Hello! That's my pen!"

19. Ask passengers if you are honored to press the button for them, but deliberately press the wrong button.

20. Stare at a passenger, then suddenly back to the corner and say with fear: 'you! You! You belong to them. What do you want?'

21. Put an alarm clock into a paper box, and then put the box in a corner of the elevator. When the passenger comes in, ask him / her if he / she hears something 'ticking, ticking'.

7. Office staff consolidation method

When a colleague asks you to finish something, ask him or her whether he or she wants cold sauce or fried?

Send an email to everyone in the company every ten minutes to tell them what you are doing, such as, 'I am in the bathroom, if you need me, please don't hesitate. '

Ask new colleagues about their gender three times a day.

Put the waste paper basket on the desk and label it "donation box".

When using a stapler, use your mouth to imitate the sound of a bullet. The sound should be loud.

Invite everyone passing by to join the chair dance you invented.

8. Great changes

You can play this game with your best friend. It's called "big change".

Ask your friend to take a horse stance first. The posture should be correct. Take a piece of white paper in his mouth. Notice that this is the posture before starting work. Then you need to change him from this room to another room. Everything is ready. You can say the following sentence helplessly: 'big change living person! I can't do it, but living person's stool is like this. '

9. Make strange cola

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, mix with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other seasonings, and carefully prepare a strange cola with normal color. When meeting an acquaintance, he pretends to be drinking. Then he generously hands the coke to him. The other side is not on guard. He thanks and takes a big drink. Then he frowns and opens his mouth and vomits.

You can also follow the law, such as pouring Erguotou Wine into mineral water, adding soap water into beer and so on.

10. stumbling to the face

This prank requires the subject to have certain performing ability, so that the object can be fooled. Otherwise, it may make a fool of the subject and cause unpredictable consequences & hellip; & hellip;

Walking on a road with trees or electric poles on both sides (there are often such roads in the campus), I suddenly look back, cover my face, pretend to be tripped by invisible thin wires or wires stretched on the trees on both sides, and then carefully lower my head, pretend to drill through from below. Then you can see what the people behind you are doing!!

matters needing attention:

1) be sure to notice someone behind you, or you will be busy for most of the day.

2) the performance must be realistic, especially the time of tripping and carefully lowering your head to drill through.

Unpredictable consequences: maybe the people behind you will walk by and laugh at you!

11. decompress

A mm sent me a letter with the title "do you know my heart?". I was so excited that I opened the letter & hellip; & hellip;

. there is also a compressed file in it. Download it and unzip it. There is also a compressed file in it

&Hellip;. There's also a compressed file & hellip;. There's also a compressed file & hellip;. After forty-one times, I finally

Yu saw a picture inside & hellip; & hellip; with a little *, he wagged his tail lovingly & hellip; & hellip;

12. Let people learn to bark

Find any three things, such as three cups. When you knock on the first one, let your friend say 'forget', knock on the second one, say 'love', and the third one, say 'water'. It's called testing your friend's response speed. After several times, knock on the first one constantly. If your friend says' forget, forget, forget, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, & hellip; & hellip; 'ha ha, the effect will come out.

13. test

There's a very old trick that we don't know if we've heard before: pretending to be very important and saying to your friends (only for men): 'Hey ~ do you know that the palm of the hand of the person who is often sy will be black ~!' ha ha ha, then, if you've never been in this role before, 100% of the people will look down at the palm of their hands. At this time, whatever you do, YY~

14. Classroom version:

★ a note is posted at the entrance of the study building: please do not study in this building for inspection. If there is any inconvenience, please understand.

★ a board is hung on the water heater in the study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.

★ notice on the blackboard: due to the maintenance of the line in this building, turn off the light after 19:00 p.m.

★ notice on the blackboard in the classroom: teacher XXX is unable to give a lecture due to illness. Please study freely.

★ tell yourself: today is class. So, as usual, get up early, endorse the package, go to the classroom & hellip; hellip; dormitory version:

★ notice: this afternoon at 15:30 for health inspection.

★ notice: collect the x-layer sheets at 12:00 this afternoon. Please get them ready.

★ block the toilet of dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, paste a piece beside, and write "toilet maintenance, suspension of use".

★ notice: turn off the light at 23:30 tonight.

★ turn on the TV secretly after turning off the light at night.

★ put a note in the book that the roommate must read every day and write: 'the one who loves you most will be near the little Pavilion in the garden tonight