What are the signs of a greasy middle-aged man? How to avoid becoming a greasy middle-aged man
4hw.org: Feng Tang, who has been a middle-aged man, published an article about the middle-aged greasy man some time ago, and immediately expanded social networks such as wechat Weibo, so we began to examine whether the middle-aged people around us conform to these labels, so what is a middle-aged greasy man, and how to avoid becoming a middle-aged greasy man?
1. Wear various strings;
2. Wear Tang style monk robe and other similar clothes;
3. Recite poetry at the party and start crying;
4. Leave long hair or beard anywhere on the head and face;
5. Soak jujube and wolfberry in a heat preservation cup;
6. big bellies;
7. Hang a bunch of keys on the belt;
8. Spray "National Geographic", "cross-country e" and "small national flag" on the body, and put all kinds of Buddha statues in the car;
9. The nose hair is exposed in a pinch;
10. Long nails;
11. We should drink tea when we drink tea, and stress the tea culture;
12. The hand string is sleeved on the gear;
13. T-shirt collar up;
14. Speak quickly and froth at the corners of your mouth;
15. I like to wear autumn pants when I am at home;
16. Pu'er tea cakes are always treasured and boasted at home;
17. Love to listen to grassland songs and Wang Feng, and do nostalgia;
18. There is a big gold chain on the neck;
19. Suit with white socks;
20. The mobile phone is wearing a left and right open protective leather case.
How to avoid becoming a greasy middle-aged man
First, don't be fat If you are not fat from childhood, you should try your best not to become a fat person in middle age. The greasiness of middle-aged men comes first from their weight. In the middle age, the metabolism rate will decrease, and the same amount of exercise, the same amount of heat intake, and the weight will increase. Keep your mouth and legs in check. In middle age, it's more important to keep your mouth in check. We used to face the wind, now the wind is in the tree, but if the tree is broken again and again, we should try to keep the weight of the tree unchanged. We should hate our belly as we hate lies, fallacies, dullness and vulgarity.
Second, don't stop learning Today, with the Internet and books, you can learn anytime, anywhere. Even though the price of beishangguangshen is too expensive, there is no room for books. We still have the Kindle. The belly is full of poetry and calligraphy, and the ugly people should learn more in middle age. Human brain is the most energy consuming organ of human body. Another advantage of learning more and using more brain is to help lose weight.
Third, don't stay still We can't stay away from the "three highs" and make us really great if we are stuck on the sofa to watch the news, on the wine table to talk about the world, or in the bed to turn over microblogs and friends. After the age of 40, the natural law makes our hormone level drop, but high-dose exercise can make us resist this Law decently. If you can't afford a lot of exercise, just walk, go for a walk, go for a trip, OK.
Fourth, do not recall the past We are all dust. In fact, the past achievements are not immortal. Middle age doesn't mean the end of life. It doesn't mean we can only remember the past. We can accumulate the strength to nag, to start a business, to create and to fall in love. We can also capture cities and land, kill and fight. From creating a product and service that we don't have in the world to writing a poem directly to people's hearts, raising a pot of calamus, making a book, accompanying a cat, doing things that we didn't have time to do when we were young, and doing it patiently.
Fifth, do not educate the younger generation We have our three outlooks, young people also have their three outlooks. The world is changing all the time when we don't care. Young people are more likely to have a better understanding of it than us. Even if we firmly believe that we are right, we should bear in mind Confucius' Teaching: not to be trapped, not to be opened.
Sixth, don't give others trouble In middle age, we should take good care of ourselves and not give trouble to the people around us in economy, emotion and life.
Seventh, don't stop shopping Don't look around and say impulsively that there is really nothing to buy. Without desire and greed for good things, life will not be interesting.
Eighth, don't get dirty The dirty in youth is unruly, and the dirty in middle age is really dirty. Take a bath a day. You're not oily.
Ninth, don't despise human habits that have nothing to do with age Even though the whole world is satirical, I still insist on literature and art, wearing bracelets and carrying insulated cups. A thermos can be made without medlar or a single barrel of whisky from 1971. You can go anywhere with a thermos. May we stay away from greasiness and obscenity, love girls, and live the rest of our lives to make the world a better place.