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How to identify homosexuality? How to judge whether a man is gay or not

4hw.org: Recently, a man in the entertainment circle has been exposed to a sexual assault scandal, and the object of this man's sexual assault is still a man. Netizens seem to be disgusting enough to shout for a month. No matter in the entertainment circle or in the daily life circle, gay (gay) people are not absent. Many curious friends have problems. How to distinguish whether a person is gay or not? Let's have a look!

Gay is the best recognized inside. Walking on the street, if you see a man with a bag (whether shoulder bag, satchel or hand-held) you should pay attention to it. This man is already suspected of gay. Why? Because there is a law -- ten gay nine bags.

The probability of boys with backpacks being gay is relatively low, about 20%, because many students are not excluded.

The shape of the bag - the g-score of the ordinary bag is not high, but the rectangle, the whole ellipse, the triangle and other irregular bags are in all likelihood only gay can carry them.

The size of the bag -- the extra large or the same size as the normal schoolbag is not necessarily gay, and the very small backpack can only be carried by gay and girls.

The color of the bag -- straight man's backpack is easy to appear nylon military green (yellow), shit yellow, very wrong red (dark), light gray, earthy yellow.... And Gay's bag goes to two extremes, either pure black, pure white, or very fancy. The fancy is not necessarily the color, but also the pattern. Straight men seldom choose the bag with the whole bag printed with logo, like a bag with black pattern on white background, but the pattern is hundreds of Mickey mouse, most of which is gay... Tell you, backpacks are pure black but have a sense of hierarchy on the contrary, they are generally gay. Gay's sensitivity to color is definitely stronger than straight man's, so it is rarely seen that gay buys Brown things, because gay chooses extreme colors, but looks harmonious.

The texture of the bag -- most of the backpacks of straight men are nylon or PU. If the backpacks are all leather, 90% of them are gay. The canvas bags are more gay, especially the ones designed to be loose and sagging, showing a little elegant

Accessories of the bag -- it's not necessarily gay that doesn't have accessories at all, but the straps of the backpack, the pins on the bag surface, and the small pendants on the pull lock are generally gay.

The shape of the bag - if a man's backpack is bulging and deformed, the man is more straight. Gay's bag will never bulge to deformation. Unless it's moving or traveling.

The brands of backpacks -- Nike, Adidas or some outdoor sports brands -- these backpacks are not necessarily gay. Mickey's backpacks are generally gay backs. If even the backpacks are G-star, it's really gay.

At present, gay seldom uses a Bodypack, so as long as you see a bag on the waist pole that looks like the one from the vegetable seller, it's not gay, because if gay uses a Bodypack, it's usually thrown on the hand, or used as the shoulder back of a small satchel.

It's OK to hang one shoulder bag straight on one side. If you straddle it obliquely and throw it behind your buttocks, it's usually gay.

There are tassels on the bag, or lace up -- gay!

Handbag

The handbag is the most gay in all bags, especially the shopping bag shaped handbag like LV Neverfull. Generally, only gay is holding it. If it's well carried like a vegetable basket, if it's clamped under the armpit, or hung on the wrist, and the arm is still on the side, 99% of it is gay.

Even if it's like a vegetable basket, if you occasionally hold the handle of the bag in both hands, you can still carry it in front of your legs - gay.

Why do we say "ten GAY nine bags"? Now people go out, really need to bring a lot of things, cell phones, keys, wallets, paper towels, this is not a small thing, plus the more beautiful people to take a lot of other things, it's cold with lotion, hot to take oil absorbing paper, mouth dry with Lip Balm (or even lip gloss) hand cream, sunscreen should often fill up, defective. You also need to bring a concealer. You need to take a powder with your skin. You can get makeup from time to time. After dinner, you need a breath spray. You need some wet napkins to make your face and keep your posture perfect. You need perfume, mascara, eyeliner and mirror. Even if you don't like TT, you can't do without lubricant, KY or Durex.

With the bag finished, let's talk about the clothes again. Although there are many straight men who are very tasteful and attach great importance to the outside, they are definitely not as crazy as gay. This is also a technology. Apart from those who are naturally discerning, the rest of us don't know the way without three or five years of interruption. This skill is now a required course. Straight men learn to defend themselves, rotten women learn to get girlfriends, gay learn to know the same kind, choose a good couple, and women should understand its way, so as not to get hot headed, throw a passion to the wrong person, miss their youth, and lose their feelings.

Coat -- it's really hard to say clothes, but if a boy pays attention to the brand of clothes, and the color of clothes is very bright (bright or not), he likes to wear clothes that are particularly loose and elegant, or especially slim and tight, it's easy to be gay. When looking at a boy's clothes, he can see his body shape, generally gay.

Hat - straight men rarely wear hats, even if they are limited to sun hats or caps, if they wear hats.. I'm sorry. All the hats I've seen so far are of my own kind. But I don't wear a hat. There is also a hat wearing method that many gay like, which is to put the cap on his head instead of putting it in... Why??? I'm afraid of damaging the head.

Bottoms -- men in tights, ten men in pencil pants and nine gay, and those in plaid pants are also likely to be gay... Wear slim pants, especially those with small cuffs - gay. All the fake Dior Homme on Taobao is extremely thin -- gay... Gay will wear sweatpants, but it's not the same as Anta and Delphi suits.... Gay prefers cotton sweatpants and ties.

Shoes - straight men seldom wear pure white shoes. It's hard to wear brown climbing shoes. Gay seldom buys ADI's shoes (except clover, life Museum).

Watch - leather strap has a much higher g-score than metal strap.

Bracelets - metal bracelets are much more gay than woven bracelets.

Necklaces - many straight men like to wear necklaces, but if it's more than one, unless it's hip-hop, it's probably gay

Earrings -- although many straight men have also had earnails, I would like to say that, with or without consent, all the guys I met who had earholes were gay... Without exception.

Perfume - straight men can also use perfume, and even a lot of straight men like women's fragrance. But straight men seldom buy perfume themselves unless they give it away. Because straight men have a clear conscience, many GAY, especially small ones, despise perfume very much because they have already been recognized without perfume. So if you talk to a boy about perfume, straight men may say I don't understand. I don't need to. What perfume do boys use? But when it comes to perfume, it's GAY.

In terms of cosmetics brands, generally speaking, the skin care products such as Nivea, Mentholatum, Gough, Biot spring, Clinique, or even Dior Homme, and jiaoyunshi men are not necessarily gay... But as long as you use skii, Guerlain, chanel and other brands to compare women, there will be a little gay style. And for skin care brands and series of products, almost all of them are gay

When it comes to shopping, a boy and a girl go shopping. If a boy comes out of the fitting room and looks in the mirror a little, he will come to the girl and even ask for advice. After coming out of the fitting room, no one else has been posing in front of the mirror, and no one's opinion is needed -- gay.

When a man and a woman go on the street, they may not be lovers. Maybe they are sisters. In fact, it's easy to distinguish them. The backpackers who help girls are more straight men. Because gay is generally afraid to help girls backpack, for fear that his temperament may cause others to misunderstand that the bag is his own. And girls hand-in-hand tight comparison of straight men, and girls holding boys do not necessarily walk straight men.

A man and a woman go to the cosmetics counter of the department store. The boy is backpacking beside them. He is a straight man who has nothing to do and looks around. The boy makes suggestions and helps to try out and even ask for a small partial gay.

If the following female stars, a boy, like three or more at the same time (this is not necessarily a fan, but definitely a special respect for these female stars, then the hate may be gay -- Madonna, Britney, christilla, Beyonce, Shakira, Lady Gaga, Maria Kelly, Faye Wong, Xiaos, Zhang Liangying, Anita Mui, Coco Lee , lanxinmei, etc.

Straight men prefer simple sexy but not tasty, simple sweet without brain, for example, Han Xue, nine out of ten in gay hate her, many straight men like her, and there is a classic example - "fairy sword three" in which if you like pig woman, you are more straight men, if you like Zixuan, you are more gay

Why? Why Madonna, Britney, Beyonce and Christina are so noble in the gay circle in the United States? It's because they do a lot of things that gay people want to do and dare not do or can't do. They have a lot of things that gay can only hope for all their lives. They are gay dreams!!!

Only gay really likes female stars, only gay can really understand the songs sung by female stars, and almost only gay will go to KTV and often order songs from Faye Wong, Stefanie Sun and even song Zuying.

Men are made of mud, women are made of water... Gay is mud in water... But don't think gay is a woman, not a man. In order to protect some things or people, many gay will break the pattern of mud and water in a moment, and quickly become a kind of creature with strong body of men and persistent soul of women. Please don't provoke them easily, or you will be killed by scolding, or you will be killed by beating, or you will be killed by biting. When you are bruised and dying, he will turn around and leave gracefully Only leave you a scornful white eye.