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4hw.com.cn: since ancient times, you can't stay in deep love, or you can win people's hearts through routine. Boys flirting with girls is a very common thing, but for those goddesses who are often flirted, I don't think it's a very insipid thing. Especially in the face of strong competitors, you don't show your unique charm, goddess and you miss it. If you want to succeed in flirting, the most important thing is the art of speaking. If you can't find out the background of the other person and her temperament in a period of time, you need to add some sense of humor to the dialogue, so that your dialogue can become interesting together. In order to lay a good foundation for the next pursuit, at least you have a little more chance to communicate than others. The following is the tiktok way of shaking the fire.

1. A: why can't I always pass the airport security check. B: Because they found that I have a you in my heart.

2. A: my chest is stuffy recently. B: what's the matter? Are you sick? B: Because you're stuck in my heart.

3. A: I raise you. B: Why? A: Get rich by raising pigs.

4. A: 365 days a year. Guess which day I like? B: I like every day with you.

5. A: I have superpowers. B: What powers? A: I love you so much!

6. A: what do you belong to? B: I'm a pig! A: You belong to me!

7. A: I want to change my head. B: What kind of a change. A: You do.

8. A: you don't want me to just like you. B: Ah, what? A: I want to love you and love you!

9. A: remember your identity. B: What identity? A: You are my man!

10. A: I'm full as soon as I see you. B: Why! A: Because it's delicious!

11. A: shall we talk about life? B: I don't want to talk about it. A: Let's talk about strangers!

12. A: I like you! B: And then? A: Be my girlfriend! B: That won't do. A: Then you give me back four words. B: I like you. A: I like you, too.

13. A: how long have you been single. B: From birth to now. A: Sorry to keep you waiting.

14. A: you look like a person. B: Like who? A: Like my future girlfriend.

15. A: would you like to have a try. B: What to try? A: The smell of my lipstick.

16. A: don't believe boys' lies easily. B: Like? A: I'm afraid I don't like you.

17. A: we are all friends. B: Why? A: Because our love begins.

18. A: I must have eaten too much salt. B: Why? A: Because I always miss you when I'm free!

19. A: can you swim? B: No. A: So you need to learn? Because we are going to fall in love!

20. A: I have a way to make you thin right away. B: What? A: Put your heart here.

Routine 1

Is it there?

What's wrong?

'do you know that Chinese people are more implicit in expression than foreigners'

'what do you mean?'

'for example, when foreigners chat with their favorite people, they will say I love you directly, while Chinese people are different.'

'how different'

'when Chinese people talk to people they like, they will ask' are you there? ''

Routine 2

Woman: little brother, little brother, can I get you something?

Man: what?

Woman: you put your hand out. (after the boy extends, the girl puts her hand on the top.) do you want me!

Routine 3

Do you have a lighter?

Not at all

How did you light my heart

Routine 4

Can you play the guitar?

Nah

How did you stir my heart

Routine 5

Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?

If not, would you mind having one?

If so, would you mind changing it?

Don't change. Would you mind having one more?

Routine 6

Why do you feel so strange today

What's wrong?

It's so beautiful!!

Routine 7

Can you smile at me?

Why?

I forgot to put sugar in this coffee!

Routine 8

Do you know what the happiest number is?

8? 6?

It's not right. It's five

Why?

You put out your hand and look at it

Routine 9

Ah, there is a mark on your forehead

Ah, no

Open your hair and have a look

(kiss her while she pulls out her hair)

It's my lip print!

Routine 10

Me: 'hello ~ what are you doing?'

F: 'I play games'

Me: 'can you wash something for me?'

F: 'there's no time now.'

Me: 'Oh, please wash it for me.'

F: 'then I'll go and get it for you now?'

Me: 'why don't you ask me what I wash, clothes or shoes or what?'

F: 'then what do you want me to do for me?'

Me: 'wash... Like me "

Routine 11

Dear customer Mr. X, congratulations on getting a super cute, kind, lively, smart, sensible girl friend with big chest, big buttocks, big eyes, big nose, full of collagen, not sticky, but also coquettish. Reply to f for collection, reply to t for unsubscribe

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Routine 12

Beauty, baby. Don't let you sleep tonight. Ha ha ha. Follow our music. The body began to move. Ariba Dikang is busy in the north, but not in khandro. Miss you miss you miss you miss you. Miss you miss you miss you. Oh miss you miss you miss you

Routine 13

Beauty, let me ask you how to get there?

Which way?

The way to your heart

Routine 14

Do you have a map?

What's up?

Am I lost in your eyes?

Routine 15

(drink together)

How sweet!

Not so sweet!

I'm talking about you!

Routine 16

Hey, show you a beautiful girl?

What?

Look at her in the mirror?

Routine 17

Can you imitate a woodpecker

Yes.

Come on, treat my face like a tree

Routine 18

Ask you a question, do you know what is the luckiest door in the world?

Cardiac gate?

Wrong, it's us!

Routine 19

What do you belong to?

tiger

Wrong answer, you belong to me.

Routine 20

Do you know the meaning of the Thai language SANA Heyou?

I love you!

Me too.

Routine 21

Do you run fast?

Very soon!

Can I catch up with you?

Routine 22:

Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?

Do not know

I like u (you)

Routine 23:

What does your father do

'well & hellip; & hellip; what's the matter?'

"Is your father a thief?"

'no,'

'stole the brightest star and put it in your eyes'

Routine 24:

'I know three like you!'

'who?'

'I am, I am, I am'

Routine 25:

'I have someone I like!'

'who?'

'would you like to see his picture?'

'good'

Turn on camera selfie

'you see,'

Routine 26:

Chat

'balabalabala'

'balabalabla'

'well, I'm going to talk to my beautiful little sister'

'OK ~ goodbye ~'

'well, let's start talking & Radio;'

(◦˙▽˙◦)

Routine 27:

What's the night? I'd love you to think I can't sleep at night

Routine 28:

Your eyes are beautiful

There are sun, moon, winter, summer, rain, mountains, flowers, plants, birds and animals in it

But my eyes are better

Because you're in it

Routine 29:

'I think you look like a relative of my family'

'who?'

'my mother's son-in-law' / 'my mother's daughter-in-law'

Routine 30:

'why did you hurt me?'

'ah?'

'I asked why you hurt me!'

'make me like you so much'