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What's funny about the cold weather?

Describe the circle of friends in the winter. What are there? Many friends like to share their interesting things in the circle of friends. In particular, the cooling rate of the weather is too fast recently. It seems that winter has entered in one second. What do you say about winter in one second? Let's have a look

One second winter's funny talk: one

1. It's hooliganism not to cool down for the purpose of snow.

2. The most sorry thing in the whole winter is the hand holding out the quilt to play with the mobile phone.

3. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold!

4. There is a kind of missing called, looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called, forgetting to wear autumn pants.

5. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing. Who has time to ink with you!

6. It's too cold. Come to my bed and say something.

7. This weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands!

8. It's cold, Yuelao. Did you take my red thread to knit a sweater.

9. It's time to take off your clothes by courage, wash your clothes by perseverance and get up by explosive force.

10. When it's cold and you wake up, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

One second winter's funny talk: two

1. If I don't answer your message, I'm not high cold, I'm cold.

2. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take good care of yourself, because no one will feel bad.

3. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

4. Others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others frozen into dogs.

5. It's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat. I wear M & hellip& hellip; If you can't give me a coat and a hug, please give me money. I have a card number.

6. I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

7. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or the heart.

8. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone on the road and type and chat with you is definitely my true love.

9. When there are lonely men and few women, girls say it's cold. In fact, it's a kind of rogue behavior.

10. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold and lazy to move, and the machine is jammed.

One second winter's funny talk: three

1. When it's cold, it must be true love that can let you put your cold hand into his back.

2. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

3. 'I like you' 'don't tease!' It's too cold and I'm out of my mind. '

4. The coldest is not winter, but the festival in winter.

5. It's cold. If there is an object, we hug the object, and if there is no object, we add clothes.

6., it's cold. Don't give me any information about clothes. Please love me. Please call the money to my Alipay.

7. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm quilt, Wi Fi that won't disconnect the Internet, and endless snacks. If these are not OK, can you give me you.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the quilt in winter.

9. In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, let him make way. It's not easy for him to warm the place with his small belly.

10. It's getting colder and colder. We have girlfriends holding girlfriends and boyfriends holding boyfriends. I'll add a dress.