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11 national day circle of friends talk about how to send? National day Funny circle of friends talk

National Day is coming! Are many friends ready to go? The annual National Day holiday is the peak of people's travel, but it still can't stop everyone's enthusiasm. How can we talk about the funny circle of friends on National Day? Let's have a look

1. Shouldn't it be a month's holiday for such a big event as national day.

2. The National Day holiday is only seven days, which is not enough to express our love for our motherland.

3. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be born on national day and die on Qingming Day. When I am born, the whole world will celebrate together and the whole world will be sad when I die.

4. The National Day is still dynamic, either single or poor.

5. I can't study hard at all. I just want to celebrate my motherland's birthday.

6. The National Day is infinitely good. It's just a recent monthly exam.

7. Mr. national day, don't go. I'll treat you to xuanmai.

8. The National Day is infinitely good, but there is a lot of homework.

9. When I was holding hands with the national day, a dog named homework suddenly appeared.

10. 'what gifts will you receive on National Day?' I will receive a month's new traffic! "

11. The most affectionate confession is: 'I'll write your National Day homework.'

12. On the seventh day of the national day, you have to be scolded four times a day: if you don't get up in the morning, you can surf the Internet when you get up, shout no when you eat, and don't sleep at night.

13. Warm tip: your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge as soon as possible.

14. According to my analysis of the Mid Autumn Festival homework, I can't look directly at the national day.

15. Every festival, you gain three kilograms and the mid autumn festival celebrates three kilograms.

16. Watching the National Day holiday slowly leave me, I asked weakly: mother motherland, do you want to have another Lunar birthday.

17. 'is this national day happy' 'only fast, no music'

18. 'where to play on National Day?' A day trip at home. " How do you swim at home? " Sleepwalking. "

19. China's rule for holidays: pay back what you owe sooner or later.

20. Next, I'll perform a program for you and finish the whole national day homework in one night.

21. 'how was the National Day?' 'I wrote my homework for seven days in another place'

22. Without any precaution or concern, the National Day is over & middot;

23. The National Day is over. It's time to pay attention to the Spring Festival.

24. 'what gift did you receive on National Day?' I received a month's new traffic '

25. In a few days, I will use my monthly test results to prove that I haven't done anything in these seven days!

26. Comment on your National Day homework in one sentence: "my Xueba deskmate is rude"

27. Tell you a ghost story: there are only two days left for the National Day holiday!