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Tanabata Valentine's Day single dog funny self mockery circle of friends talk about quotes suitable

In a few days, it will be China's traditional Valentine's Day - Tanabata Valentine's day. Tanabata Valentine's Day is the best time for people with objects to show their love openly. However, it is a dog food storm for single dogs. Presumably, many single dogs have many self mocking words to send to the circle of friends on Tanabata. This article brings you the quotation of the self mocking circle of friends of a single dog on Tanabata Valentine's day for your reference.

1. What festival is Tanabata? Do you have a room?

2. On Tanabata, if my dog goes out to date, I am responsible for watching the door and waiting for the dog to come home.

3. The second cup is half price. I've never enjoyed this kind of welfare before.

4. Don't say you have loneliness and liquor. In fact, you are a single dog.

5. Other people's wives will be angry, but my wife is still inflating...

6. Please call me single turtle! How many dogs are dead at this age!

7. If women are clothes, I've been running naked for 30 years!

8. I marked 10086 as my boyfriend, so that I can feel the care of my boyfriend every day.

9. On Tanabata day, I will play all day and watch it again and again, eliminating a pair is a pair.

10. On Tanabata, I'll take a screenshot of anyone who shows love among my friends. If you marry each other in the future, if it's not ta, I'll put the photos in a red envelope and give them to you!

11. It's not so easy to show love. Single dogs also have TA's temper.

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