When we were young, our elders often helped us choose some good names with moral meanings, but some people often make jokes about names. In fact, it may be ok now, but in ancient times, people also made a lot of jokes about names. Let's take a look at some funny celebrities in ancient times? Let's have a look
Liu minxu is a poet in the prosperous Tang Dynasty. He is as famous as Li Bai and Du Fu. Unfortunately, he is ruined by his name. No matter how good his talent is, it is greatly reduced. He has kidney deficiency. How do you say hello? Li Bai: brother with kidney deficiency, are you all right? Lao Liu: I strangle you! Du Fu: brother Shen Xu, forget it! Lao Liu: don't stop me. I cleaned you up together today!
2 baldness tree function: the gravedigger of the Western Jin Dynasty, Xianbei nationality, his great grandson, baldness Wugu, established Nanliang among the Sixteen Kingdoms of Wuhu. Baldness tree function led an army against the stormy Western Jin Dynasty! I wonder, what about a girl born with this surname? Baldness princess, baldness purple smoke, baldness purple cloud? Oh. Bald Princess: don't stop me. I want to change my name to the registered residence. I will squatting down the wall and cry.
3 Wang zuozhi, the precious son of the great calligrapher Wang Xizhi, the seven sons of Wang Xizhi are all called Wang what Zhi, just change a word in the middle! Master Wang Xizhi, you are so learned and there are so many Chinese characters. Why do you give this son such a strange name? Why not call it Wang Dongzhi? I asked: is he his own?
Hao Meng: Lv Bu's men betrayed Lv Bu at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and were defeated by Gao Shun. Later, he was killed by Cao Cao! Is Hao Meng really cute? I really can't see it! Why not call it fierce?
5 Zhou Shenliang Wang Jiding, I really admire his father Zhou Xianwang's IQ. Everyone who cries today has to laugh! Ji Ding's title is good. Shen Liang Wang, what a beautiful boy? It's a pity that the name is so famous. Oh, I can't compliment you! The old brother is quite oppressed. He lived at the age of 85. He only became the son of heaven for 6 years and ascended the throne at the age of 79. Don't ask why? His father is so alive! Shen Liang Wang's son can live better. His son is the last emperor of the Zhou Dynasty, Ji Yan, king of Zhou Nan! Zhou Nan Wang inherited the longevity gene of his grandfather and father. He succeeded to the throne at the age of 61 and reigned for 59 years. At the age of 120, he was forced by the vassal state to avoid debt. He invented the famous idiom 'high debt'!
In the spring and Autumn period, Duke Huan of Zheng, the founding monarch of the vassal state of Zheng! His name, you have to keep smiling! Ji you! I don't know if it's the wrong name or the wrong last name! Anyway, today's people don't change this name for 5 million. The pressure of public opinion is stronger than the tiger! He died with his nephew, king you of Zhou, the prince of the war drama!
The only descendant of Zhuge Liang, the last pillar of Shu Han, Jiang Wei's father, Jiang Jiong! Suddenly, the name is not surprising, but his death is more 'embarrassing'! He was disabled on the battlefield. Later, he became a doctor with his own skills. He studied the elixir of immortality every day and tasted it himself. Unexpectedly, he was poisoned! Well, why commit suicide?
8 the father of Lai Junchen, a famous cruel official in the period of Wu Zetian, fuck! Lai Junchen is the initiator of the idiom 'invite a gentleman into a urn'! Dad came to fuck is a gambler. He was a gambler with his friend Cai Ben. Lao Cai's life was bad. He lost a lot of money and didn't have money to pay off his debt. It was smarter to fuck, so he paid off Lao Cai's daughter-in-law. Although he was pregnant, he didn't mind coming to fuck. Finally he liked to be a father and gave birth to Lai Junchen. He was originally surnamed Cai, but now his surname is Lai. It's better than his stepfather to fuck!
9 Jincheng Gongji black buttocks! I'm convinced. His father is very famous. His father is Duke Wen of Jin, one of the five bullies in the spring and Autumn period. He was the founder of the cold food festival. He was forced to be a tourist for 19 years by the 'Liji rebellion'. The famous idiom 'retreat and give up' was also invented because he fought with King Cheng of Chu! It's such a cruel character. Why do you give your son such a domineering name for leak detection? The reason that later generations guessed was that there was a black birthmark on his son's ass. it seems that there is only such an explanation! It seems that Duke Wen of Jin is very flexible. He likes to use local materials and seek truth from facts. It's good!
10. The famous Duke of Zhou, Duke of Zhou's dream interpretation and Duke of Zhou's gifts are all him, he is him, he is him! His name is Jidan, not an egg! Smile silently and don't show your teeth! He is the fourth son of King Wen of Zhou Dynasty and the fourth brother of Ji Fa of King Wu of Zhou Dynasty! I still wonder why King Wen of Zhou can even gossip. Why is he so casual when naming his son? Duke Zhou is the father of bird, the king of the founding state of Lu. His son's name is strange. He is a bird, and he is an 'egg'. Alas! In fact, when he began to be king, he was made Duke of Lu. Jiang Ziya was Duke of Qi, but he felt that King Wu had no right hand after he left, so he let his son go!