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The latest funny blessing of the year of the dog in 2018

4hw.com.cn: when it comes to the Chinese new year, everyone will pick up their mobile phones to send some blessing words to their relatives and friends. In addition to the serious ones, there are also some 'unorthodox' funny blessing words to make others laugh. At the same time, they can bring the blessing to them. The following sihai.com editor collects some funny blessing stories for you in the year of the dog.

I wish the year of the dog good luck: happy and auspicious new year for Wanggou; prosperous business for Wanggou; rolling money for Wanggou; high jump for Wanggou; happy and safe for Wanggou; blessing for Wanggou and happy family!

New year: new Taofu, new Yanyu, happy new year; new ideas, new ideas, new development; new Lijing, new style, harmonious new picture; new start, new Jincheng, I wish you innovation.

Send 2019 hunting dogs to express new year's blessings; send 2019 wolf dogs to care for happiness loyally; send 2019 dogs to pray heartily; send 2019 prosperous dogs to celebrate the year of dog!

Prosperous dog, prosperous year of dog, happy new year, wish prosperity; prosperous country, prosperous career, prosperous scientific development; prosperous city and countryside, prosperous neighborhood, more prosperous harmonious society; prosperous body, prosperous love, happy family, good prosperity!

The year of the dog is a good opportunity for development. It is a good opportunity for us to learn from nature, to manage all kinds of opportunities easily, to gather money for business opportunities, to innovate, to add vitality to our love, to learn and understand mysteries, and to succeed!

To be friendly with dogs: to practice loud Gong voice, to understand tail wagging wisdom, to understand bone gnawing spirit, to encourage courage to eat excrement, to cultivate the style of taking mice. I wish the year of the dog a good year.

Wish the year of the dog happy: the dog barks, wish the year of the dog good; the dog wags its tail, wish good luck to the dog; the dog makes merry, wish every day smile; the dog rolls and jumps, wish every step high!

In the Spring Festival, the dog wags its tail to spread the message: to the parents, to be filial; to the boss, to be sincere; to the lovers, to show love; to colleagues, to please; to friends, to have a good time!

Yesterday, I dreamt of you, the sky is clear, sunny, you stand in the blue sea, I take a stick poke you: Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy Spring Festival!

I wish you a happy new year with the open mind of the sea, the feeling of a pig, the sunshine of South Africa, Gates' dollars, Bush's money and tax evasion!

New year's greetings to all sides, the east to cash cow, the west to yongankang, the south to success, and the north to money. It's all in all directions. Gold and silver are the first photos. Happy Spring Festival!

I've always wanted to tell you, but I don't know if you think I'm too anxious - I'm afraid of being preempted by others, so I decided to summon up the courage to tell you - Happy New Year

I want to warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with delicious food, drown you with happiness, but I have not been a God for many years, I can only bless you with SMS - Happy New Year!

In the year of rat, the year of ox, the year of tiger, the year of rabbit, the year of dragon, the year of snake, the year of horse, the year of sheep, the year of monkey, the year of chicken and the year of pig. One less zodiac, the year of the dog!

The Spring Festival transportation has begun. My lucky train has already started. Now it is running to you along the happy railway with the speed of lightning and the momentum of big stations and small stations. I wish you a happy year of the dog!

Think of a number, add 52.8 to it, multiply by 5, then subtract 3.9343, divide by 0.5, and finally subtract ten times of the number in your mind. The answer is very romantic!

All good things are in pairs. It's the most beautiful thing to go out. You are the king of the world, better than the first emperor of Qin Dynasty. Everyone holds you up. They eat meat and drink soup, and the money goes straight to the mouth.

There are blessings to keep, to enjoy, to see, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be. Happy Spring Festival!

Don't move! Raise your hand. Those who know you stand on the left, those who don't know you stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Quickly put down your mobile phone, hold your head against the wall, and listen to me carefully: happy new year to you!

I wish you in the year of the dog to marry Xiaozhao, make friends is Linghu Chong, be a man like Qiao Feng, come out to mix like Xiaobao!

Life is your welfare home, relaxation is your massage room, happiness is your base camp, happiness is that you meet uncle Benshan every day, work is someone else's work, you get money, surprise is my message, wish you happy every day in the New Year!

A tolerant heart overlooks the world. A common heart, experience life. A grateful heart, taste the years. A happy heart, enjoy life. A sincere heart for a friend. Happy Spring Festival!

With the arrival of the Spring Festival, wonderful programs are staged one after another: singing, not singing, is the spread of express delivery; dancing, not dancing, is the spread of joy; performing, not sketches, is the voice of blessing. I wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Chinese new year, send you a pair of couplets! Couplet: eat, drink, don't put things in mind. The second couplet: soak bath, looking at the watch, comfortable second is a second. Horizontal: happy!

Wudang sect and Shaolin sect are better to eat apple pie; Riyue sect and Quanzhen sect are better to sleep in; Dragon subduing cactus and ecstasy cactus are better to raise cactus; in a word, hello and happy New Year!

I haven't seen you for a long time. I think you've changed too. If you don't leave a message, you're rich. The year of the dog is coming. It's time to welcome the Olympic Games in the middle of the year. Don't say anything. I'm happy with you. Year is over! What, did not receive? Wait for your reply!

New year is coming. Do you miss me? If you want, I'll press and press again. Do you miss me that much? I said I would press. Still press! I didn't expect you to think of me like this, so moved!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, moonlight is my soul, and I will give it to you, my love, happy Spring Festival!

Dear God, please bless those who don't call me, don't send messages to me, and don't miss my friends: May the Lord drop their mobile phones into the toilet, Amen!

What do you send for new year? Give you red envelope, vulgar! Give you specialty, old-fashioned! Give you fruit, rustic! Or send you sms, creative! Send care with SMS, this is my heart! Happy New Year!

We are the Royal Police of Hong Kong. You have been surrounded by our happy new year and all the best. The only way out is to accept the blessing. Otherwise, more rain will fall on you every day in the year of the dog! Happy Spring Festival!

I have eyes, but I can't see you at any time; I have ears, but I can't hear you at any time; I have hands, but I can't hold you at any time; but I have a warm heart, and I can always wish you a happy new year and all the best!

365 days you are very busy, take the lead to work conscientiously, prepare for a rainy day, tired heart and liver, just for everyone to make more money, drink water do not forget to dig wells, Spring Festival to you, I wish you good health in the year of the dog, lead us forward forever!

It's hard to buy tickets, but it's hard to get to the top of the blue sky: there are so many blind calls, and online shopping is crowded, how can we make our generation not ashamed; we miss each other for the holidays, and it's hard to see each other in the distance, just a sigh! My friend, I hope you can get home and have a happy reunion without suffering from the Spring Festival!

Sorry, I have something urgent just so early to text you, hope to forgive. Tell me if you wake up, if not, you go on sleeping, if you wake up, you go on sleeping, I just want to tell you that the new year's bell has just rung.

Constant pressure means that the work is not bad! Constant washing means that there is a good home! Constant shopping means that there is money to spend! Constant banquets means that there is value! Constant dating means that the age is not big! Constant receiving information means that someone is concerned about! Sincerely wish a happy New Year and all the best!

Train full of a year's thoughts, forgive can't often go home to see, reunion wine can drunk for a year, thirty firecrackers is the sweetest language. The pace of the clock is bouncing happily, waiting for the dog to open the door of hope.

I wrote down your name in the sky, but it was taken away by the wind; I wrote down your name on the beach, but it was taken away by the waves; so I wrote down your name in every corner of the street & hellip; & hellip; damn, I was taken away by the police!

New year's weather forecast: a large area of banknotes will be issued before and after the Spring Festival, including north-east and North China US banknotes, northwest pounds, central and South China euro, cheques in the southeast and gold bars in some areas.

Every day there is "night banquet", making money to see "Wuji", love is like "the great saint of love", righteousness is like "Huo Yuanjia", body is strong like "King Kong", everything goes smoothly beyond "myth"!

Happy Spring Festival, happy New Year! Let's say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. With sincere and sincere wishes, I would like to express my yearning on the occasion of the Spring Festival. Happy Spring Festival and happy New Year!

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A harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, a peaceful life, a hundred times the spirit of every day, every month happy, every year's financial resources. Happy New Year!

Smile is fire, happiness is pot, blessing is ribs. May the fire of smile light the pot of happiness and cook the spareribs of blessing, and the fragrance of blessing float to you who are always happy & hellip; & hellip; happy Spring Festival!

Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and looking forward to tomorrow. In the new year, I wish you can be wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every time, happy every minute, happy every second, happy New Year!

The Spring Festival is coming. I don't want to talk nonsense, not to mention the routine. I just want to tell you the truth. I wish your family a neat, healthy, happy and happy life together! I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!

Here comes my message: the people who receive it are happy, the people who read it are working smoothly, the people who store it are in love, the people who forward it are lucky, and the people who delete it are still lucky! May good luck always haunt you! I wish you a happy Spring Festival!

SMS, contact our feelings; photos, is my miss for you; phone, passing my care for you, to send you blessings in the distance. Wish you a happy New Year!

When the Spring Festival comes, the gossamer falls on your head. Your wife looks at you and laughs. The beautiful girl asks you to hold her. The money floats towards you. You are so happy that you shout: Yes, yes, yes & hellip; & hellip;

The year of the dog is coming. I'll give you a four piece suit of foreign style: a dog fur hat for luck, a dog fur coat for happiness, a dog fur skirt for happiness, and a pair of dog head shoes for wealth. It will keep you happy all year round!

As soon as the information opens, the breeze is coming. Congratulations. My new year's wishes have been brought to you. I sincerely appreciate new opportunities in the new year. In the year of the dragon, fortune is better, and your life is easier.

Sentimental radio waves, flying my blessing. Short letter paper, fill your mailbox. Small greetings, close the distance between each other. Busy days, more warm memories from now on. Time and space barrier, old friends miss you!

The weather is changeable. Be careful to catch a cold. I care about you again: first, you should give up taking off clothes, second, you should give up coming home late, third, you should give up cold drink, fourth, you should be picky about food, fifth, you should give up cold bath, sixth, you should give up drinking, seventh, you should give up bedclothes, eighth, do you understand?

Farewell to the panic of doomsday, join hands with the peace of Christmas, usher in the happy new year, and start the new year's flight. I hope that in the new year, there will be happy navigation, happy company, smooth walk, full life, healthy life and bright smile on the new journey.

Friends send you a classic saying: if a man has cigarettes and wine, he will have wonderful stories; but for a woman, if he has wine, he will have wonderful stories