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Three styles of jokes about robbing red envelopes do you get shot?

This Spring Festival, wechat snatches red envelopes and continues to catch fire. People snatch red envelopes for food and sleep. They also 'snatch' a lot of funny stories. They gather the following funny stories to see if you have your own figure.

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[family affection]

1、

Mother: son, do you know what customs are there for the new year?

Son: I know, I know. Tofu, steamed bread, Spring Festival couplets, dumplings, firecrackers, and & hellip; & hellip;

Mom: what else?

Son: and wechat grabs red envelopes!

2、

Mom: what are you doing staring at your cell phone?

Son: grab the red envelope.

Mom: how much can I rob?

Son: look at the technique. Sometimes it's busy. Sometimes it's a few cents to a dollar or two.

Mom: I'll give you 10 yuan. Go and brush the pot for me & hellip; & hellip;

[friendship]

3、

There is a friend, from the end of the new year's Eve meal, nothing to do, just grab red envelopes. The results are as follows: 50 yuan Rolls Royce car voucher, 20 yuan European ten countries in-depth travel cash voucher, 100 yuan Sanya sea view villa purchase voucher. Just now, just now, he grabbed 1 million red envelopes, 1 million! 1 million Boeing 747 bought airplane vouchers, so excited!

4、

My friend, listen to my advice, put down your mobile phone, go out of the world of wechat red envelopes, read a few pages of your favorite books, go out for a walk in the sun, or ride a bike, have a few friends who haven't seen each other for a long time to drink tea, chat, and do whatever you like. One day down, you will find that wechat is still interesting to rob red envelopes & hellip; & hellip;

[poetry]

5、

It's better to steal money than hoe at noon.

To love crazy six, a rob a morning.

After robbing the morning, we have to rob the afternoon.

How much did you rob? Two dollars and five in all!

Check the traffic fee, more than 250!

[expression]

[foreign media]

7、

The day before yesterday, China's economy collapsed, foreign media reported. More than 80% of Chinese people can't go to work, and a large number of unemployed people go to the streets at night to burn and throw explosives. A large number of unemployed people drink and gamble, and the rest can only watch TV. In the face of the end of the collapse, the Chinese people can only get together, stay together in panic, and stay up all night until the sunrise of the next day. There are also schools closed, industries stagnated, 80% of stores closed, and stock markets closed. Countless young people lose their reason for a few cents & hellip;

[scholars]

8、

What kind of personality are you?

-Explosive (pay type): local tyrants hair red packets, all kinds of big red packets! More hair, less snatch!

-Conservative: only when you get it!

-Leadership type: there is no chat in the group, make a small red envelope to see how many people are in, good at mobilizing the atmosphere!

-Hard work type: will ask for red envelopes, will be grateful, fight the front line!

-Practical type: never speak, just pay attention silently, grab red envelopes!

-Talent type: get a smaller red envelope!

-Atmosphere type: received a small red bag, must send a big red bag, otherwise will be uncomfortable!

-Willful type: don't rob when you see red envelopes, and don't take them when you receive them.

-Cornucopia type (Chen): never enter or leave!