1. A Ju quarreled with Feifei. Feifei's face was livid. A Ju went to amuse the cat. Feifei roared: 'what are you doing with that pig?' ah Ju said in surprise: 'this is a cat, not a pig. 'Feifei took over again:' I'm talking to the cat. What do you want to say? 'ha ha, happy New Year!
2. The temperature fluctuates from high to low, just like an unexpected attack; the house price is only high but not low, so it's hard to have a roof; the wages go down all the way, which makes people suffer a lot. What's the real thing? Friendship! Friends, take good care of yourself! Ha ha, happy New Year!
3. The sea can't be without bottom, the mountain can't be without tip. Flowers can't be without petals, grass can't be without roots. Life can't be without money, life can't be without company. Friendship can't be without blessing, blessing can't be without letter. Ha ha, happy New Year!
4. It's not easy to make money. It's not hard work. It's also sweaty. Money is precious. If you don't spend it right, you'll die in vain. I wish my friends a steady and smart way to make money! Ha ha, happy New Year!
5. A friend has a lot of problems. On that day, he talked about one. There was a second-class bus, but there was no one for a long time. Finally, he stopped at a distance. The driver probe said, 'this is a private car!' ha ha, happy New Year!
6. In summer, a young couple took the bus. Many people couldn't find a seat, so they had to stand. In front of her husband was a girl in exposed clothes. After sitting for a long time, the sweat on her husband's forehead dripped down the corner of her mouth. When she saw it, she grabbed her husband's thigh and whispered, "I'm so hopeless, my saliva is running down! Ha ha, happy New Year!"!
7. Make money harder, spend money more slowly; save more, feel better; live a richer life, spend more money; I wish you a surplus every month and a deposit every year! Ha ha, happy New Year!
8. With high martial arts, I'm afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how intelligent I am, I'll lay down one brick. Go my own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let them find them. I'll send you the blessing of last Monday and let others envy you. Ha ha, happy New Year!
9. God has loved you since you were little, so that you can live a simple life, taste simple happiness and enjoy simple happiness & hellip; & hellip; who says God likes simple minded children? Ha ha, happy New Year!
Son: Xiaohua's father swims very well. How can you not? Father: Xiaohua's father always eats fish, so he can swim. Father doesn't often eat fish, how can he swim? Son: but you always eat chicken, can you lay eggs? Ha ha, happy New Year!
11. The crowd is vast, it's hard to get tickets in line for the Spring Festival transportation; my heart is like an arrow, and my poor parents are looking forward to it. It's hard to ask for a ticket. I was slaughtered every Spring Festival in the past. I'm desperate when I return home. I'm sad when I'm happy. I hope this year's good luck will come down and I'll go home to honor my parents. Ha ha, happy New Year!
12. Feifei asked Aju: 'what's the difference between heredity and environment?' Aju replied: 'if a child is born like a father, it's heredity. 'Fifi:' good, please go on. If a child is born like a neighbor, it is the environment. 'ha ha, happy New Year!
13. The day will bring great blessings to the people of Sri Lanka. First, we must ring the bell, light the screen, present the words, bless the people of Sri Lanka, make them happy, raise the corners of their mouths, show their smiles, and then have a lot of fun! Ha ha, happy New Year!
14. SMS concerns to report, wish you Wahaha every day, Rebecca every day, iced black tea every day, cola everything, mood Wang Laoji, good luck in summer is Sprite, everything goes well with it. Ha ha, happy New Year!
15. I miss you so much! Oh, I accidentally mistakenly sent them. Anyway, if you accept them, store them. If you don't accept them, please send them back to me. Thank you! Ha ha, happy New Year!
16. I remember when we went to school, we all called you "pig is strange". The number of times we called it was so many that you couldn't bear it. One day, when a classmate called your nickname again, you broke out: I'm not a pig! Ha ha, happy New Year!
17. This investment, that consumption, that making money, that spending money, making slowly, spending fast. We need to think of ways to make money. We need to work out ways to save money. I wish you unlimited money! Ha ha, happy New Year!
18. The instructor is a cat, I am a rat, so I have to stand upright like a tree. My friends next to me don't give up. They have to show their eyes and kick their teeth with punches and kicks. I hope the students can work hard in military training, develop their endurance and get along well with the instructor. Ha ha, happy New Year!
19. Work is busy in one day, three months and autumn, the salary at the end of the month does not rise, the flow of money is too fast, the heart of moonlight is flustered, money should be properly controlled, it is necessary to know that it is difficult to make money, to spend properly, to learn to save, to learn to manage money. May you be a man of talent: a man of great wealth, a man of great wealth, and a man of great salary. Ha ha, happy New Year!
20. Exercise weight loss doctor: 'the only way to eliminate your excess fat is to exercise & rarr; try to exercise. 'A:' nonsense! My wife keeps talking every day, but her next bar is always two-tier. 'ha ha, happy New Year!