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One sentence proves that you have been single for a long time: hymen becomes toughened membrane

[a share from Haimei] today Haimei saw such an interesting question, how to prove that you have been single for a long time in one sentence, eh... The following gods are going to enlarge their moves again, let's see their reply!

In a word, you have been single for a long time

July 7 first thought of Lugouqiao Incident

@Suu & deg;

Why don't you know your fingers are always broken?

@Sea

Just like the net name, my heart is as still as water. I can't remember what it's like for two people to be together. Some people feel that they are watching a one-man show

@Peace of mind

The festival is coming soon

@Pitiful son

Don't bother to find someone.

And like me, the first time to update love bean news, all kinds of shopping around, licking the screen at love bean, life is his kind, little fan sister. There won't be a single person for three years. Don't laugh

@Good. First name. word

I believe that the single man can find happiness in this world

@Xibao

My roommate said that as a girl for more than 20 years, I have skillfully avoided the details that make all the boys' hearts move. It's not easy to think about it

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@It's windy

Single for many years, I no longer need love, but I still long for love. Over the years, it's not that no one pursues or likes people, but in the end, they still say to themselves' forget it, wait a minute ','Forget it, maybe there will be better ones in the future','Forget it, in fact, it's not so suitable ','Forget it, in fact, a person is also very good. 'it's so strong in the daytime that it's invincible. At night, when you look at the lonely starry sky, you can't help feeling affected.

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@Miss meow

Boyfriend? You told me that cucumber is not easy to use, or not enough essential oil?

Don't worry about your aunt being late at all 2333

@C

Long enough to feel that the hymen is growing. Long enough to see a boy will fantasy with the Pa Pa Pa scene.

@Anonymity

I have to use force to solve the problems that can be solved by a girl.... ]

@Mayfly

Dog food is really delicious. I've tasted all kinds of food. There are restaurants, dormitories, streets, spaces, circle of friends. Well, I'm always caught off guard and forced to fill my mouth with dog food.... I'm really tired of it. OK

@Farewell to Vivian

I like dogs more and more

@Emptiness and quietness

The green plum withers and the bamboo and horse grow old. From then on, all the people I love are like you.

@Er Leng.

Spider webs have formed between the legs

@hero

Every time I go to the cinema, I can't finish eating popcorn

@No if & hellip; & hellip;

All the condoms I bought last time are moldy

@I'm very human and I'm not a good person

Someone asked me what it's like to be single for more than two years! I just asked, I've been single for 20 years, which two years are you talking about?

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@The so-called

As soon as others treat you well, you will take your heart and lungs out.

@Cocoa cocoa cocoa

I feel like I don't like the opposite sex. I'm starting to like the same sex

@Oh, hello

I can do everything by myself. Sometimes male students can't look down and want to give themselves a hand, and they also say to him: you go over, you're blocking me.

@Li

Ah, it's going to be the 20th bachelor's day soon. Is that ok? Lala, I'm a little newspaper expert

@If you like weirdos

I went a long way alone and took good care of myself. There is wind, there are songs to listen to, there are books to read, there is no him, I'm fine. Recently, I adjusted my biological clock, and my skin is getting better. I lost a little weight and bought my favorite windbreaker. I also want to learn make-up, French and occasionally swimming. Want to be the best of myself, before meeting him, I want to live my heaven and earth, just don't let me down.

@Flying fish

Hand speed is very fast

@East

It is said that who wants to define long-term single life without sex as disability, so I want to ask if this will come true? Will it give me a disability subsidy for more than 20 years? I am still counting on this subsidy to make a fortune

@ZM wonderful

Maybe I'd rather die in bed and watch a play than meet a man

@Drama

As a navigation major, it's all boys. Seeing the boys in the dormitory next door who are a little motherly, they all feel pretty.

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@Long time no see

Since my so and so cloud disk was blocked, I have no more sex life

@Me

There's never been a trace of masculinity in me

@Cruising

Hymen becomes toughened membrane

@Romantic good son

Single for a long time will develop a particularly good habit, that is, no matter how big pot you use to boil noodles, pour out just one person, no waste.

@Rather bear the Tathagata

I can't even prove a few figures in three-dimensional space. It's been a long time

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