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A funny thing

The life of childhood is colorful and the memories of childhood are warm and sweet. We used curious eyes to observe everything around us. We were eager to grow up, but we made a lot of jokes. Today, I will share this ridiculous thing with you.

I remember when I was five years old.

One day, my mother and I made a unique shape of the clay doll, I can like it, every day to play with it. Soon, my clay doll fell into a smelly and dirty dustbin. I quickly took it out with my hands. I found that the mud doll in the white gauze skirt was dirty. My mind was blank. Suddenly, I thought: if the skirt is dirty, you can wash it with water. If the clay doll is dirty, can you wash it with water? Well, do what you say!

So I took my beloved clay doll and went to take a bath. I got a basin of water, put the clay doll into the water and rubbed it gently with my hands. The effect was very good. All the black stains disappeared! However, after a while, my clay doll became softer and softer, no head, no body, no feet & hellip; & hellip; soon it turned into a pool of muddy water, and I was very sad and cried: 'my mud baby baby! 'My mother came. I told my mother the whole story. She laughed and said, "silly boy, the clay doll can't touch the water. You think, on rainy days, the mud will turn into mud, so the clay doll will change when touching the water! 'I nodded.

On my birthday, my mother made a clay doll for me. This time, I would like to cherish it. Therefore, I found a yellow blanket and put the clay doll on it. I came to see it every day, just like protecting eggs.

Now, I am a third grade primary school student, my clay doll is still on my desk!

When I see the clay doll now, I will laugh at myself and think how naive and lovely I was before. Smile under the blue sky 500 words smile is human instinct: smile is concerned, friendly, confident and successful, smile can resolve contradictions and melt melancholy. --Inscription

When preparing for the exam

Six years. In a flash. We've been together for six years! Although we are about to leave, but we still smile to greet the departure, we have no complaints, nor because of the less time together and sad. Six years of primary school life will soon bid farewell to us, I don't want to lose the good time with you, so I cherish the days left.

You give me the best memory is unique, but also the world only this one.

Your academic performance has always been among the best, so I often take some Olympiad math problems and go to see you. You not only patiently explain them to me, but also don't put on high airs. In return for your help, I always listen to your beautiful explanation. When I understand how to solve the problem, you always jokingly say: 'you are so stupid --! I always spit out my tongue at you. In the end, you will always show a sincere smile.

I like to look at your sincere smile, the two red dimples that you smile, and your caring and friendly smile.

Near the joint entrance examination, in order to get rid of laziness, we would lie on the school playground after dinner and bath every day. Facing the blue sky and the vast land, we would cry out the most heroic words in our hearts hysterically. Once, we made a promise to the sky: study together, write together until the end of the world, let smile spread in each other's childhood, make it become eternal memories.

Your smile, in the blue sky has become an eternal commitment, shining in my heart forever -- love & middot; Jiang & hellip; & hellip; a ridiculous thing 350 words, when I was seven years old, I did a ridiculous thing.

That day, my grandfather bought a basket of vegetables. Seeing that I was free, he asked me to wash the vegetables. I readily agreed.

I carry the basket to the kitchen, a look, the basket has lettuce, tomatoes, potatoes. When will all the dishes be finished? I really regret to promise my grandfather.

All of a sudden, I had an idea: my grandfather poured his clothes into the washing machine when he washed his clothes. Why can't I pour the vegetables into the washing machine? It's all washing anyway. So I put the vegetables into the washing machine, like my grandfather to water inside, and then press the button. With a bang, the washing machine turned. I sat in the chair next to me, smiling and waiting for the clean food to come out.

After a while, the washing machine stopped. I opened the lid and saw that the tomatoes were gone, the potatoes were like being eaten by rats, and the lettuce was' broken to pieces' & hellip; & hellip;

Just when I was in a daze, my grandfather suddenly opened the door. He didn't dare to tell me. Grandfather listened and laughed.

Until now, whenever I think about it, I can't help grinning.

Jin Zhen teacher comments: this composition is true and natural, read very interesting. Childhood is innocent, there are many interesting things to remember. Salvage them from memory, students will write attractive and good compositions.

Henan Province Jun County Second Experimental Primary School Sany funny thing 300 words, I was very naive and lovely when I was a child, so also made a lot of jokes.

When I was more than two years old, every time I saw my brother doing his homework, I was very envious, thinking: when can I also go to primary school, so that I can do my homework. Therefore, I often stand beside my brother to see how he does his homework.

Once, my brother came back from school to do some homework, and my uncle went to play badminton in the little garden. As soon as I saw the opportunity, I was very happy. I thought: now I can help my brother do my work! I climbed up on the chair, leaned over the table and looked at the questions carefully, but I couldn't understand them. No way, I had to draw, I hold the pen in my brother's exercise book painted a smiling face, crying face, and flowers and plants, can be good-looking! When the painting was finished, I happily said to my mother, "I helped my brother do his homework. What will my brother do when he comes back?"? '

After a while, my brother came back. Seeing his homework as it was, he glared at me fiercely, shook his head helplessly and sat down.

At present, there are two smiles in my heart;

Hongkou three center three funny thing 250 words this afternoon, I even made a funny thing, accidentally glued bubble gum to my hair, listen to me from the beginning of the bad event, I ate bubble gum, carelessly lowered my head, stuck to my head.

I immediately took the vinegar and wiped it on my head, because it was written in the safety manual that vinegar and hot water could be washed and removed from the bubble gum, but vinegar was not good. When I soaked my head in water, I used an old toothbrush and combed it with an old comb. Finally, I made a little of the bubble gum. Once I combed it, I screamed, and my scalp felt like scraping off, which made my heart ache. However, after two hours, I still couldn't get the bubble gum off my hair.

Finally, I had to check the computer, the computer has a lot of bubble gum to remove the hair, one of the methods is terrible, is to burn, my mother decided to use mousse to wipe her hair, 10 seconds later with a comb, it fell off. But there was no mousse in my family. Until the next day, my mother took me to the barber shop and asked the aunt of the barber shop to put mousse on my hair. After 10 seconds, she combed with a comb, and then took out the bubble gum from my hair.

Otherwise, we should be careful!

Shanxi Province Yuanping City Youth Street primary school three friends? Ridiculous! 200 words life before I feel so ridiculous! Now I find that life has already begun.

In primary school, I was looked down upon by others. I tried hard to express myself. They said, 'look! I don't know what I look like! 'in private I became a laughing stock.

In junior high school, I was misunderstood. At first, my grade was the top three, but when my classmates saw it, they said, 'look! Her primary school even I can not test, now is the top three, do not know who to exceed! 'I was charged with cheating in the exam.

In high school, I was forgotten. In high school, I didn't dare to take the high school entrance exam except for the final exam. When my classmates saw me as the air, even my friends did, he would say, "don't pay attention to them. If I failed in the exam, I would take revenge? shame on you! Some people look back at me at the same time. My so-called 'friends' have made me really famous in school. All the top students would hate to see it more.

'There are no so-called friends in the world, only you are good to yourself! 'except for family affection, ah! Friendship? love? Does it exist? Ridiculous love! A funny thing. When I was a child of 300 words, many funny things happened to me. Those things are as many as remembering shells on the beach. Today, I will choose the brightest and most ridiculous shell to tell you.

That day, mom and dad all went out, left me alone at home, tell you, I am a real greedy cat! So, mom and dad just went out for a while, my stomach growled, but 99.9% of the food at home was eaten up by me, I thought: it seems that today I will be starved to death. Just when I was in despair, I found a packet of 'biscuits' in the living room. I tore open the opening of the bag, and there were' little biscuits' like small bones. All of a sudden, my eyes and teeth were shining. I grabbed the 'biscuits' and gobbled them down. After a while, I vomited everything I had eaten. I grabbed the packet of biscuits and threw it on the ground. I said angrily, "what kind of biscuit, it's so bad! '

In the evening, my parents came back. I showed them the leftover biscuits and asked them what was going on. My parents laughed and said to me, "honey, this is not a delicious biscuit. It's dog food for dogs. Look at the picture of dogs on it! 'I heard it, and it dawned on me. A ridiculous thing 100 words in everyone around there will be many ridiculous things, today I will introduce a funny thing when I was a child.

Once, my grandmother led me to stroll on the road, and I suddenly saw a big sister wearing a pair of fashionable jeans, which made me envious. So when I got home, I found a pair of jeans, picked up the scissors, and made a pair of small hole jeans. So I put them on triumphantly. My grandmother came back and saw my masterpiece and laughed back and forth & hellip; & hellip; A funny thing 400 words from small to large, in my life have happened many ridiculous things, but one of them has always let me remember.

I remember that one day when I was six years old, my mother bought a bag of tea home and told me that the name of the tea was jasmine tea. If you want to drink it, just put the tea in the cup first, and then brew it with boiling water, and it will give off the fragrance like jasmine. Moreover, it tastes a little sweet. It's good to drink. So every time I feel bad, I have to take a sip and it will immediately feel good More. Jasmine tea has become my favorite.

Once, dad was losing his spleen because he had lost something