Chapter one: humorous teacher Xue Tongxin
I didn't go to dance class on Thursday night because I had a cold and a fever, so my mother sent a message to miss man asking for leave.
When I went to dance class this morning, Mr. man joked when he saw me and said: 'Xue Tongxin, are you sick because you eat too many hamburgers. Mr. man is very humorous. He always likes to make our children happy when he has a dance class. We all like him very much.
Part two: Liu Anxin, a humorous teacher
Today, Mr. Liu in our class is very humorous. It's like this. When running for gymnastics this morning, Mr. Liu saw a classmate running around. Mr. Liu said a word, ah! How to run? Bandits go to the city! Besides, some students went to the toilet when they went to bed at noon. When they came back, wow! A group of people were shouting. At this time, Miss Liu said a word, huh? Bandits go to the city! At this time our class burst into laughter. How about today, Mr. Liu in our class is very humorous! Chapter three: he Ruiying, a humorous dance teacher
Today, as always, my father took me to dance class. Today's dance teacher Yang is different from usual, because today, he is very humorous. He said that Yang Yanxi in our class plays a play because she cried like a play. It's said that Li Yi was a little star because Yang came to ask her what she said and she didn't answer.
Dear students, do you want to have a dance teacher like this!
Chapter four: Qiu Haotian, a humorous friend
My friend Mo Guanglin is ten years old. Fourth grade. It's about the same size as me, with big eyes. He is very humorous and can tell jokes.
Once, he wanted to play cards, and I said, 'my family has cards. Do you want to play? "No, I didn't see it last time I went to your house. "Yes! 'I said. 'no! 'he said. 'yes! "No! "Yes" & hellip; & hellip; you and I quarrel one sentence at a time. Mo Guanglin suddenly said, "if there's & hellip; & hellip; not connected with it, it's & hellip; & hellip; 'he paused and said' no! Ha ha, you don't have playing cards! ha-ha! 'I laughed. I grinned and said,' why don't you just say & lsquo; no & rsquo;, so it becomes & lsquo; yes & rsquo. When he heard it, he smiled and said: 'it seems that you also know humor! Hahaha & hellip; & hellip; 'this is my friend.
Chapter five: Zhu Yueer, a humorous teacher
Today, we didn't go to the gym because the teacher said it would rain but not go to the gym. It's so good that we can play again. At this time, Miss Guo came. She said, do you want to hear a good news? We said, yes.
Mr. Guo said that the good news I want to say is that the afternoon is April Fool's day for three days. We are so excited. At that time, the teacher said, but we screamed, the teacher said that we should make three papers every day. We said that's not the same. The teacher said that it's impossible. We said that what's the good thing for you, the teacher said that you should do it every day One paper we said, the homework is still very much, the teacher said, it is not, we said, the teacher said quickly, the teacher said so I want to say the good thing is three days off without homework, we are very happy. Miss Guo is really humorous!
Chapter one: Humorous Dad
My father is a very humorous person. He wears a pair of glasses. His eyes are thin, his nose is high, his ears are small, his mouth is sharp, and his neck is long. He doesn't wear any shoes except leather shoes, no matter in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
On the way home with my father, I was saying a tongue twister: 'Mr. Dong sells buckets, Mr. Tong sells antiques, Mr. Tong buys Mr. Dong's buckets, Mr. Dong buys Mr. Tong's antiques. 'suddenly, I can't remember the last sentence. My father hurriedly replied:' Mr. Dong used his bucket to hold Mr. Tong's antiques. 'after that, we all laughed & hellip; & hellip;
Another time, Dad added a big character to some things, such as: remote control device, rice cooker, garbage can, hot water bottle, microwave oven, neon headlight and so on. When dad finished, I asked, 'why do you want to add a big word in it? "That's not the great Chinese culture! "Dad said.
Don't you think my dad is funny?
Chapter two: Humorous Dad
My mother has a sweet smile and a gentle personality. And my dad? He is very humorous. He likes telling jokes and reading them. Last night, I was making silk flowers. My mother would help me again, and my father would read us jokes.
My father read to me is also very fun. He felt that he didn't read according to the book, but read with his own words. I think that's not reading, but speaking.
I like my humorous father and my gentle mother. Chapter three: Humorous Dad
I have a humorous father.
Last night, my mother asked me and my father to make sentences with "one voice at a time". When I finished, it was Dad's turn, but he didn't say a word. 'come on, it's up to you. 'I remind dad. Dad said unhurriedly: 'someone farted on the bus, everyone said & lsquo; roll & rsquo; in unison;. 'it made my mother and I laugh.
This is my father, a humorous father.
Chapter four: Humorous Dad
My father has a pair of thick eyebrows and big eyes, a very strong nose, and a mouth that can speak.
Dad is very humorous. When we are bored, he often tells us many jokes and makes us laugh.
Last winter vacation, we went to Yunnan for a tour. On the way, the guide said, 'who can go to the show? 'at this time, my father took a picture of his clothes and went up. He said solemnly: I'll tell you a joke. Then I started to talk about it. Once upon a time, someone who didn't speak standard Mandarin came to the fruit stand to buy apples. He said to the little girl at the fruit stand, "I want to buy a jin of & lsquo; buttocks & rsquo;, how much is it?"? &Lsquo; \ 'he said Pingguo was a' butt '. The little girl said: 'you rascal. \'’。 The man thought the hooligan was sixty cents, so he said I bought all of them. The little girl called the police immediately. When Dad's joke was over, the tourists laughed. My father went back to his seat in a serious way, and I asked strangely; 'dad. Why don't you laugh when you are talking? 'dad said with a smile, if I laugh, the joke will not be funny. The fellow tourists want dad to talk about one more time, dad said: 'I'm afraid that one more time, your stomach will burst with laughter! &Lsquo; & rsquo; well, I don't want to take you all to the hospital.
This is my father, a humorous father.
Chapter five: Humorous Dad
My family has a lovely and humorous father, who is the happy fruit of our family.
Dad's words, deeds and actions make our family full of laughter. When his brother falls down on his bike, he will say vigorously: 'don't let out air! 'when I made small progress in my study, my father would happily say:' good, add water again! '; when mom is unhappy, dad will use his humor factor to adjust the atmosphere. We all laugh when we hear it, but we understand that dad is asking us to cheer on, work hard, be happy and be happy!
Teacher Chen Yongxiu's comment: he wrote out his father's humor and was a good father!