Part one: laughter in class
Every Sunday afternoon, I go to Xiaohe composition class. The most impressive class is "fire class". The laughter in this class makes me unforgettable for a long time.
In class, Mr. Garfield told us a lot about fire and how to escape from it. The teacher asked: 'students, do you know? What should you do if you want to enter the burning house? 'there was no sound below, and the teacher said:' let me tell you, first touch the door handle to see if it's hot. If it's hot, you can't enter the room. If it's not hot, twist the door handle, hold the door with your feet, and slowly push it into the room. Now let's have a try! "We all raised our hands one after another, and the teacher invited one after another. We all held the bottom of the door with our feet and slowly pushed it open. But the last student stepped on the door with his feet and quickly opened it. We saw this scene and laughed loudly. Then the teacher asked: 'do you know why you have to go in through the door? 'there was silence again. The teacher asked himself again and said: 'when opening the front teeth, people's body will rush forward, the fire will expand, and the air will gush. In this way, the eyelashes, hair and eyebrows will be burned to ashes, and it is the safest to hold the door with your feet! 'I can't wait to say:' teacher, but I have hair on my feet! 'suddenly, the whole class laughed & hellip; & hellip;
This class is really interesting. The whole class is full of laughter!
Part two: laughter in class
In my memory, the past is like a small river, flowing noisily. In the small river, every turn up a spray, all contain happy, unforgettable, regret things. But it was the laughter in the class that made me experience the purpose.
I remember it was autumn, and the campus was full of the sound of reading. The campus is particularly fresh, green trees, bright red flag, beautiful. In our class, the English teacher spoke attentively and the students listened with interest. After a while, the teacher randomly selected "English pioneer" and asked her to recite the passage. 'let \' s get & hellip; & hellip; '' English expert 'is really extraordinary. The teacher was very satisfied and praised her.
But, his deskmate's face is not convinced, whispers: cut, what's this, I will recite & hellip; & hellip; this sentence just heard by the English teacher, the teacher called her deskmate, chose a more difficult paragraph. Ha, at this time, her deskmate was speechless for a while, thought for a while, and then began to recite. At this time, the students thought of his face not convinced expression, and saw his panic performance at the moment, a full smile. 'hahahaha & hellip; & hellip;'
Some students hold their stomachs like lobsters, bend over and laugh; some students lie on the table and beat the table hard, as if they are accompanying the laughter; some students cover their mouths and laugh so badly & hellip; & hellip; finally, even the English teacher can't hide it, and they can't help laughing with the students. And that poor Han Qingchen, his face is red, like a big red apple.
Listen, this is the laughter of our class. The laughter is continuous. This is an English class full of laughter.
Part three: laughter in class
Today, the teacher organized a game, which is to write the homework on paper, hand it in to the teacher and let the teacher guess. If the teacher guesses right, the proof word is backward or the same as before; if the teacher doesn't guess right, the proof word is improved.
Just after the teacher announced the news, I had already thought of the name: lucky girl. This means lucky girl. This is a song called lucky boys. I think it's not suitable. I changed it to girl. As soon as I got home, I began to write my homework conscientiously.
The next day, the tense moment finally came. The teacher began to judge which house the paper fell on according to the appearance of the word. In guessing names, we have a variety of names: lovely, rhyming and funny & hellip; & hellip; what makes us laugh most is LV Wenhao
After guessing the last one, when the teacher saw the next name, he said, 'handsome man, the name is so & hellip; & hellip;' at this time, the teacher said: 'LV Wenhao, is this yours? 'at this time, I looked back and LV Wenhao shook his head and said:' No. 'after LV Wenhao finished, the teacher was silent. Now there are several '? At that time, Mr. Xing added a sentence on the note, which made the serious atmosphere become a holy land of activity and happiness: 'my name is Cao, and my name is Wenguo. I'm a big handsome man. 'suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom. After the laughter passed, the teacher asked LV Wenhao,' is this yours? Lv Wenhao. 'I looked back and LV Wenhao said with a smile:' well. 'at this time, I gave LV Wenhao a thumbs up, just like he said' you Niu '. The storm was over, and the teacher continued to guess.
At the same time of this activity, Mr. Xing not only entertained everyone, but also made everyone write their homework carefully. At this time, kill two birds with one stone!
Part four: laughter in class
On Saturday, Mr. Chen played an interesting game "stick your nose" for us. Teacher Chen drew a doll's head on the blackboard. What a beautiful doll's head! There are eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, but no nose. I'm in a hurry. How can I do without a nose? Oh, Mr. Chen asked us to stick a nose to make it complete.
Mr. Chen, let's come one by one. The first Cai Jinyan, Chen teacher put her eyes with a red scarf, and then turned three circles. When she pasted it, the whole class laughed. It turned out that she pasted it on the eyes. The second Wang Zhen, he pasted it on the mouth, and the students laughed loudly. Then the third, the fourth and the fifth & hellip; & hellip; finally it's my turn. Mr. Chen blurs my eyes for me, then turns three times. After that, I can't tell which is East, South, West and North. I walked forward and came to the blackboard. I felt tight in my heart. I didn't know what to do. I touched it, thought about it and pasted it. My classmates laughed. When I heard it wrong, I moved a little bit to the side. The students laughed even more. I took down the red scarf. I saw the students smile forward and backward. I saw how I pasted it, and I couldn't help laughing. Mr. Chen laughed so much that tears came out. I put my nose to my ear.
Time passed by a little bit, and soon class was over, but we were still immersed in laughter and laughter.
Part five: laughter in class
When the bell rang, we raced to the classroom. As soon as I ran to the classroom, I had a class.
The math teacher came into the classroom, picked up the textbook and asked, 'who didn't bring the matching exercise book? One third of the students raised their hands. The teacher asked them to stand in the back and ask one of them to do a question without carrying it. It was a multiplication carry question. The student forgot to carry it. The teacher criticized him and said to us: 'the one who didn't carry it will be a worker, 50 yuan a month' and pointed to the one who carried it out: 'he will be an engineer later, and others will sit in the office, 5000 yuan a month. 'we all laughed. The unconvinced man said, 'why am I 50 a month? "Put you in the office. You can't do anything. People sit in the office and just manipulate the computer. 'then continue with the class.
None of us forgot to bring our homework.
In a class, Mr. Liu told us a joke. It was so funny that I had to tell the people in the joke, regardless of N or L.
With a little time left in the class, Miss Liu told us a funny joke. The name of the joke is "stay" and "bullfight". Another time after school, several students were playing at school. The teacher shouted: 'hurry up and don't stay. 'the students are gone. The next day, the students were still staying there. When the teacher saw it, he was very angry and shouted: 'go, don't stay any more! 'but these students were ready. One of them took off his red cotton padded clothes, shook his clothes, and said to the teacher:' teacher, come to the bullfight! 'Teacher & hellip; & hellip;' hahaha & hellip; & hellip; 'our class laughed, some laughed, some lost their big teeth, some rolled, some had stomachache!
This joke is very funny, and tell us a truth, to learn Chinese well, we should start from learning Pinyin well.