The latest Christmas greetings

the latest Christmas funny greetings: one heart thinks of you, two hearts hold you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts start to shake, six hearts move, seven hearts gradually get better, eight hearts are earth shaking, nine hearts are long and long, ten hearts are deeply imprinted! Merry Christmas! Christmas is coming, in order to protect the environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory message on the large denomination RMB and send it to me! & there4; & deg; people have to do three things every day: the first is to laugh (^_ ^); the second is a smile (^ o ^); the third is a laugh (^ o ^); I believe you will have a happy day! Merry Christmas! Happy every day! Christmas: be careful of reindeer, bump you, be careful of the chimney, fall off the old man, be careful of the head of the bed, unexpected surprise, careful blessing, overwhelming, but also be careful of me, have sneaked into your heart, sprinkle the seeds of happiness, bloom happy flowers, bear auspicious fruits and harvest golden friendship! Merry Christmas to you! When the old man secretly climbed out of the window, I fell into tears. Countless times, he carried a heavy package out to sell his strength. Countless times, when he spent his beard for someone, how he wanted to say... You, the old man, Merry Christmas! Why is Christmas set in the cold winter? Because you need my warmth; why Christmas Eve is set in the long night? Because you need my company; why is Christmas only one day a year? Because I can give you 365 wishes! On the winter night of the birth of Jesus, let's join hands and read a piece of Heart Sutra of blessing: all money to my & hellip; & hellip; Home, all money to my home & hellip; & hellip; last night Santa told me that he would put the most valuable gift in the smelly socks. Where are you now, take off your shoes and smell whether it stinks. Don't look at the text messages, take off quickly! ^ @ ^ Merry Christmas! I have been with me for so long, and I have nothing to give you, So yesterday, I secretly used all my pocket money to buy you an old long sock, and then hid it quietly at the end of your bed. I hope it can bring you a surprise. Don't go shopping again, Go back to see if it's in. ^ @ ^ Merry Christmas! Years in a hurry, can't stop the pace of time; the road is far away, separated by the constantly watching heart, is another Christmas festival, although the cold weather, frozen to your missing blessing. Merry Christmas! If you have zero score in the exam, you will be called a bad egg, if you do something bad, you will be called a fool. If you are fired, you will get rid of it. You will be called an asshole. If you can't finish eating, you will be called a leftover egg. Merry Christmas! Stab you with a knife. I'm afraid of seeing blood. Poison you. Too many fake drugs. Electrocute you. Electricity is too expensive. Drown you. Maybe you can swim. Forget it, Christmas, I still want to die you! Wind and rain blessing sound, wish you happiness is the voice of the heart; family affairs, state affairs, world affairs, peace and health is a major event. Autumn and winter, four days, every day is a happy day; Christmas and new year's Day fireworks, I wish you to be a baby egg. There is a word, endure for a long time, because just want to say to you, the whole year is held in the heart, waiting for a year, finally can say aloud this contains my heart's words: happy Christmas! Send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest one on the top is my heart, the one hanging below is my infatuation, and the one wrapped in the ribbon is my unchanging heart. Merry Christmas! Don't be silly and wait for Santa Claus! He won't come this year, because he was scared by your smelly socks last year. I can accommodate you, pinch my nose and say "Merry Christmas"^_ ^Emergency notice: because your house has no chimney, I can't deliver the gift to your home. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight. Please close the window after I give the gift (cold it), but be careful of the thief. Merry Christmas from Santa Claus. ... don't close the window, freeze to death! Tell you seven ways to live happily 1: think about me more 2: contact me more 3: dream about me 4. Care about me 5. Love me 6. Take care of me 7. The most important thing is to always be with such a good person! Merry Christmas. Oh, considering that there will be a flood of blessing messages blocking the network in a few days, I wish you: Merrick rice moss! Hi, PI Niu Ye Er! Humorous text message: I click all winter to see your smile; I copy your smiling face and paste it in my heart; I download my missing and save it forever; you can see your smile in my heart; If you don't receive my Christmas gift this year, there are two reasons: first, Santa Claus was scared by your smelly socks last year; second, your socks have a big hole, Make up quickly! Merry Christmas! Falling in love is called going to work, being lovelorn is called being laid off, and being in love with others is called changing careers. Being lovelorn has not started again. It's called waiting for a job again. It's Christmas, but I really want to go to work!