Humorous Christmas message

Humorous Christmas blessing text message: "listen! For you, I would like to be a Christmas tree, I am full of big fruits, guarding the path you pass by every day! I wait day and night, look forward to, Hello, when will you return my money? I have refined the skill of reducing, and will shrink to the socks of the people I care about on Christmas night to greet you: Merry Christmas! Legend Christmas night, sky One is to wish all the people in the world safe and happy, the other is to tell the lucky baby who is watching this message that Christmas can have a day off, but please ask for leave first! I can only spend Christmas alone this year. It's hard to feel lonely and lonely. If only Santa could send you to me & hellip; I'm Saddam, happy Christmas! This charming Christmas, you lay eggs at home, laid a pile of dinosaur eggs, and a small egg. Pig, happy egg! 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You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, happy Christmas, oh, my Christmas gift, look, look, oh, have you received it, I bring you happiness. When the bell rings, I'm yours! Don't be wrong, it's not the wedding bell, it's the Christmas bell, and I'm the one you give the gift to. Honey, you're brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree, you're cuter than reindeer, but do you shave your beard? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus. Hold a Christmas tree, wish you a long career, smooth countless; kiss Santa Claus, wish you everything you want, wonderful; warm the Christmas flame, wish you warm permanent, happy countless; pile a pile of Christmas snowman, wish you luck, wonderful; Christmas, I wish you a happy degree, warm and sweet countless! Information said to the pig: Happy egg! The pig replied: Yes, you also have a happy Christmas! The information then said: pig, you are healthy! The pig said: Yes, I wish you health!. The message says: it's a pig! The pig says: it's a message. I think of you all the time, hold you in two hearts, kiss you in three hearts, feel ready to move, five hearts start to shake, six hearts are moving, seven hearts are getting better, eight hearts are shaking, nine hearts are long A long time, ten hearts deeply imprinted! Merry Christmas! Crystal snowflakes floating in the peaceful night, there are thousands of expectations and feelings, just as I want to get together with you at Christmas. If I can't, dear, then I will watch the moon with snow, Sing ten thousand Christmas songs for you. Moved? Marry me! If you promise me, I will fly to you right away! Tell you not to give me Christmas gifts, but you must give them. OK, don't spend too much money. The mink coat we saw last time in the mall is just fine. I can wait for a, Merry Christmas! A little love, two love, three good luck, four money. Good luck at five, good luck at six, good luck at seven, and joy at eight. Nine o'clock wish, ten o'clock joy, eleven o'clock missing, twelve o'clock sound, wish infinite, everything belongs to you. Merry Christmas! Spring blessing words Christmas is coming, the blue sky has prepared enough snowflakes, Santa Claus has prepared enough gifts, the Christmas tree has prepared enough gorgeous lights, I have prepared the full blessing, only want you to smile to accept! I wish you a merry Christmas, full of money, full of happiness, full of happiness! Outside the window, snowflakes flutter, deer bells on the roof, Santa Claus arrived as scheduled, drilling through the chimney to take the gift. Each gift is wonderful, more blessing around you: I wish you happiness will not be less! Everything goes well, good health! As December approached, an American turkey came to China to look for a girlfriend. Suddenly, he saw a beautiful Chinese hen, so he took the initiative to chat up with "Murry Christmas". The hen did not speak. After that, the Turkey said, "happy laying eggs!" the hen was silent. For a few seconds & hellip; & hellip; the hen said: you are standing talking without backache. You haven't had a child. How do you understand the pain of having a child? Santa asked, "what day is today?" the elf said, "today is Christmas!" Santa said, "Oh, it's too bad to work overtime. I hate this day the most. 'little witch, Christmas is coming again. I have a blessing for you. I hope you don't be stupid any more. You should be lovely and loving. Anyway, you should be happier than me.