The funniest dialect short message is the most funniest. Sending a funnier short message to a friend on holidays can enhance their feelings. So what kind of funnier short message is better?
Sichuan dialect short message
1. I chew big bubble gum in my mouth, and I think of Japanese flower girl in my heart. You are wearing a transparent dress. I feel itchy in my heart~
2. Next door, Zhang Erwa was in a turbulent adolescence recently. When she went out to cut off the light in the evening, she stared at the beautiful girl and her eyes were all straight. She knew that he was a mouse, not a left wheel, and had a cat beating heart.
3. I climbed the pole when the sun came out. I stepped on the electric wire when I climbed the pole. I accidentally stepped on the high-voltage electricity. Since then, I have left the world.
4. Look at you! You've been doing stupid things all day. You've got a square head. You'll get the barbecue.
5. Son tortoise, an old man, need to shit, have straw paper, don't pull my rotten mat.
6. Go back to your house, so that the baby doesn't cry. Go back to your own house, so that you don't have babies.
7. To fart, use pots and pans and grind them on the bed to let out smoky smoke. To pee, use a nightpot and grind it on the bed to draw a map.
8. What did you do with your dog days? I asked you to buy soy sauce. What did you buy!
9. Your son, the eagle, eats sparrow. He doesn't even have a bite for hungry.
10. You old man, don't give you a little sunshine, you will be brilliant! I'm so proud that I have to bump into the pole when I walk! When the time comes, please don't cry!
11. Yaomei, you are the tinkling cat in the sky, I am the moth in the ground. You have to spin in the sky, I have to spin on the ground.
12. Man: I said, do you love me or not? Why do you have a problem? I'm all worried. Woman: what are you flustered about? I'll see you clearly.
13. You should say love easily, promise is the debt you owe, and don't say don't love easily, maybe happiness will be shut out by you!
14. Tie Jinhua, lose mother, old mother, tearful, thin porridge is soup, poor and eager to kill. Before death write down a sentence: seize the 'Shun Jin' to win the king of hell.
15. Little sister, I'll buy a pair of 'shake' pants. What kind of 'shake' pants? Just a pair of red fire 'shake' pants. (Note: 'swing pants' is what we often call underpants. )
16. Take the money! The men stand to the left and the women stand to the right and the abnormal stand in the middle. Hey, call you turtle, pick up your cell phone and look at what, look at the middle and stand!
17. (Chongqing version) the elder sister-in-law said to me: your big brother's plug and toothbrush are very good. In the daytime, where is the cutting light? In the evening, he cuts and kills the human child board.
18. Dear 2 children, you are the lighthouse in my heart, without you I will commit suicide. Dear Yaomei, I will cry without you.
19. To fart, use pots and pans and grind them on the bed to let out smoky smoke. To pee, use a nightpot and grind it on the bed to draw a map.
20. Today, I finally fell in love with a girl friend. She looks straight and lovely. When I look at her, my heart beats. I can't even drag her hands. My friend tries to wash me. Oh, they wash me
21. Steal the money! The men stand on the left and the women stand on the right and the abnormal stand in the middle. Hey, the one who calls you turtle, pick up the mobile phone and look at what, and stand in the middle!