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These blessings are funny blessings that must be seen when emotions are kidnapped

What if your mood is kidnapped? Look at these funny blessings that make you laugh! After seeing them, you'll get happiness back from the uncomfortable depression! Please see: if you are kidnapped by bad mood, read and forward the following blessing!

Funny blessings you must see when you are kidnapped

Someone bought a load of rice, one heavy and the other light. It's hard to pick. He scratched his head and came up with a way: put a big stone on the light end. When he finally got home in sweat, he sighed: thanks to this stone, otherwise he couldn't go home.

In this boring world, there is a boring me who uses my boring time to send a very boring text message to you and ask you a more boring question: are you bored?

How happy you are! Regardless of the cold, heat, wind and rain, a man always smiles and waits for you silently at home, dormitory and downstairs of the company. He will bring you warm breakfast, lunch and dinner. He must be delivering takeout.

The reporter interviewed a centenarian and asked: as a centenarian, what are you most happy about now? The old man thought and said: there is no employment pressure brought by his peers!

A professional economic consultant got the newly printed business card and angrily called the manufacturer: what's the matter? My business card was printed as' professional Gu men ', missing a mouth! After a few days, the business card arrived with the words: professional Gu door. The content of this message is pushed by sihai.com reading channel! For more classic blessing information, please pay attention to the classic SMS Daquan read by sihai.com!