Funny blessing SMS for new year's Day 2016

funny blessing SMS for new year's Day 2016 New year's day, I'll give you a few advertising words: Hello everyone is really good... What did you drink? Hello, me too... I wish you a happy New Year's day and good luck! At this important moment, Andy Lau sang "congratulations on getting rich" for you, and ge you played a new year's play for you. The most amazing thing is that your baby has danced a rabbit dance for you... Are you smiling? Happy New Year's Day! New year's Day is coming. In the new year, I am willing to take care of your life, take care of your three meals, boo you, and protect you from being bullied, but please go back to the pigsty first! You'll be beaten if you run out! If a person falls into the same pit every day, it must be a very unlucky thing; But if a person receives messages from his friends every day, it must be the happiest thing: remember to invite me to dinner on New Year's Day! A gentle greeting melted into all wishes; A faint blessing poured into infinite sincerity. A quiet text message gives you my most sincere heart, most care and deepest blessing. I wish you a happy New Year's Day! Funny words Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a dime message. I don't hesitate to waste the power of the battery and face the danger of being radiated by electromagnetic waves. Regardless of the consequences, I'm going to give you a new year! happy new year! New Year wishes you, good things chase you, the supervisor attaches importance to you, the disease hides you, the gas car lets you, the plane avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes well with you! The imperial edict came: carry it by heaven. The emperor called and said: because you owe me thirty cents last new year, you are not allowed to shit for three days. You are not allowed to take paper with you. You can't take paper with you until you suffocate! Chin, get the paper! Want to hold you, but distance is not allowed; Want to accompany you, but time does not allow; Want to listen to you, but work is not allowed; Want to hold you, but the body does not allow; Only miss you in the bottom of my heart, bless you in the information, I wish a happy New Year's Day! Christmas is still alive, and new year's Day is shining. The end of the year is jubilant and the beginning of the year is wonderful. The surrounding festive atmosphere, wave after wave. Suddenly look back on the past, a full and busy year. Hope for the new year. I wish you good things in pairs. Weather forecast for new year's day in the year of the monkey: in the evening, there will be RMB, checks in the northwest, gold bullion in some parts, sporadic US dollars will be transferred to euros in the middle of the night, and there will be a rare phenomenon of large-scale beauty reduction in Central China. Remind all friends to wear helmets, prepare sacks and get ready to make a fortune! New year's day in the year of the monkey is coming. I wish you trouble - if you are the one; Depressed -- call forwarding; Laughter -- set out today; Happiness -- soldiers in the city; Happiness -- jewels; The future -- east becomes West; Life -- enjoy the good fortune; Love - always sweet! Give you a yuan and make a lot of money this year; Send you a Dan, all your troubles go away; Send you a fast, happy forever; Send you a happy life, ha ha; It's new year's day again. I wish you happiness! When I wiped the lamp three times, the lamp God asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading text messages and bless that person with peace and happiness forever. At the beginning of the new year, I wish good things to be followed by 2 consecutive 3. I feel like spring in 4 seasons. Life is 5 colors, 6 colors and 7 colors. Occasionally, I have a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and my troubles are thrown out of the clouds! Please accept my 10 heart 10 meaning blessing. Happy New Year's Day! On New Year's day, I give you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is caring, the sleeve is considerate, and the button is missing. Let this coat closely accompany you through every minute and every second. You must be happy! Don't move! Put your hands up. Those who know stand on the left, those who don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your cell phone, stand with your head against the wall and listen carefully: I wish you a happy new year. What you receive is information, what I send is blessing; What you see is text, what I send is concern; You open the message, I send out the auspicious. When new year's Day is coming, may a small short breath convey my constant blessing to you. Happy New Year's Day! New year's Day holiday has run, SMS timely report; Blessings will surround you, so wonderful after the festival; Worry and sorrow are all thrown away, happy work is the best; Strive to make performance and ensure high promotion and salary; I wish you: good luck at work after the festival, happy work, happy and carefree! New year's Day is coming. I say hello to you. Happy without trouble, good luck follows. Family reunion, happy family. Friends support each other, the mood is not quiet. Career Feng Shui Shun, gold and silver support purse. Good luck comes from heaven and life goes up step by step! Happy New Year's Day! Try to do other people's things; Do things in a hurry carefully; Do important things clearly; Handle difficult things step by step; Be patient with what you hate; Happy things, happy to do; Do everything carefully. New year's Day is coming. I wish you health and happiness! There's a saying I haven't dared to say to you, but if I don't say it in the new year, I won't have a chance: you really hate (please) people, but you can't see (hate)! Happy New Year! During the Spring Festival, you will blow the wind of money, rain hard on banknotes, hail gold and silver, knot diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and produce agate fruit. Be careful! Happy New Year's Day! On the occasion of new year's day, on behalf of happiness, auspiciousness, wishful thinking and happiness, I extend holiday greetings to you, and give you New Year's Day gifts such as popularity, financial resources and Fuyuan. I wish you a happy New Year's Day! 2016 does not need an oath, as long as we keep silent; No candlelight dinner, just a light meal; No villa, just a cabin; No roses, just a shoulder. Love is plain and happy, simple and happy. Happy New Year's Day! New year's Day SMS Christmas Carnival, new year's Day nap. Waving past, the dust settled. Welcome the new year, happy invincible. Relax and save energy. Hope for a better and sincere blessing. Shining life, wonderful peers. I wish you a happy holiday! The price of radish and cabbage has increased, but the SMS charge remains the same. It's almost new year's day. If I don't send you a message, I'm very stingy. A short message can't buy half a radish, but my heart can learn from the sun and moon! Happy New Year's Day! What's special about this year's new year's day and what's new about this year's new year's day. yes! Be cool, be eye-catching, my place, I want to be different. So I want to say a very special word to you. Listen carefully: 'I wish you a happy New Year's Day'!