Funny and humorous women's Day SMS

Funny and humorous women's Day SMS Our festival, our only season. Workaholic, today is our holiday. Please take a leave! Beautiful and generous woman, I wish you eternal youth and vitality! Happy holidays! Time flies, but the helpless time has come again. Important notice: during the March 8th Festival, women all over the country take a day off and men all over the country work overtime. It's March 8th day of the year again. I wish you a busy morning and a busy afternoon. Don't be angry, wife. Have a good rest today. You can do whatever you want me to do. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me, hee hee! Are you still there on March 8th of the new century? Lovely lady, happy holidays and always happy! Give you a little color, you start to shine, give you a rose, you get dizzy, give you a little oil, you get fat, give you a greeting, you feel happy, give you a blessing, you don't know where you are going. I wish you a happy women's Day! Beautiful women are magazines and books, pleasing to the eyes; A wise woman is an inspirational book that urges people to make progress; A kind woman is a masterpiece that people can read. On March 8th, I read a lot and wish good women in the world to be young forever! When the sun shines brightly, the flowers are bright; The flowing water is sweet, and the fish are leisurely; With love in your heart, life is warm; With you, happiness is long; March day in spring, I wish you a happy women's Day! Please smile happily, let life be full of your flexible color, please sing happily, and let the days be as enjoyable as beautiful scenery. Send a text message to you, my favorite, I wish you a happy women's Day! Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile（ So, keep smiling!) It is said that dealing with beautiful women can become handsome, dealing with smart women can become refined, and dealing with healthy women can become stronger. I'm perfect to deal with you! Happy women's day to you! I've always had a headache recently. The doctor said I used my brain too much, but I didn't do anything. After thinking about it, I understand, because March 8th is coming, my thoughts about you always hover in my mind. I wish you a happy holiday! Hey! Hardworking and kind-hearted female officials, today is March 8th women's day, which is your big festival! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable 'poor'! Mother's Day Blessing SMS 38, 38, happy ha ha; 38, 38, happiness is just right; March 8, March 8, wealth development; 38, 38, sweet rustle; 38, 38, good luck; On March 8, send a text message: I wish you a happy March 8! One eight gets eight, two eighty-six, March Eighth women's day. I wish old beauties, big beauties and little beauties all over the world a happy March eighth day! Please laugh three times when you receive my text message, and you will send, send, send, love, send, send! Eight thoughts of beauty on March 8th: one is to surf the Internet for free, the other is to be ten years younger, the third is not tired at work, the fourth is to queue up with handsome men, the fifth is to think that nothing will happen, the sixth is to eat fat, the seventh is to think that clothes are not expensive, and the eighth is to think that red apricots are innocent. Women's five big losers: go home from work, go to the kitchen, go to bed after dinner, get paid and deposit in the bank, go as far as the mall, and only have one bed in your life. Rectification plan: she can not go home after work, go to bed at what time, spend her own money after receiving her salary, and wear her wedding dress at will. In order to protect revolutionary eyesight, xingmen's 38 eye exercises are now beginning. In the first section, look around the home environment, cooperate with body movements, and finish all the housework such as unwashed pots and pans; In the second section, drive your sight with your steps, look for the goods discounted in the supermarket, and add high-quality and cheap goods to your home; In the third section, the line of sight extends to the clothing area to select beautiful clothes for his wife, which are beautifully packaged and ready for use; The fourth section is to look straight into the distance, relax your body and mind, and show your masculine style. Sports Description: the standard of the first three sections is in place, so as to ensure the perfect effect of the last section! In my eyes, you are still beautiful and your smile is still charming; In my eyes, you are kind, and your heart is always as holy as an angel. In my eyes, you are the coordinates of lucky women. Happy women's Day! An opportunity to know you, pay attention to you twice, date you three times and four times, miss you seven times and eight times, 90% should like you, very sure I love you. Will you be willing to meet true love in a hundred years and complete you and me in a thousand years. I wish you a happy women's Day!! You know, I've been thinking about what kind of gift to give you all day. I finally decided that no matter how much it costs, I'll give you a new kitchen board. Our family's really not decent! Women's Day greetings There are many festivals for women, almost all of which are occupied by you. Fortunately, it's only March 8, otherwise & hellip& hellip; Our men are miserable -- don't, don't hit me, I didn't say anything & hellip& hellip; Today is women's day. What I want to do is the following: first, my wife is always right; 2、 If your wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1. Send you a flower, happy to take home, send you a tree, safe and happy, send you a glass of water, health will always follow, send you a word, happy women's day, may your life be sweet and smile every day. Wisdom and beauty should be grasped with both hands. Both family and career should be hard. Women, with the beauty of softness over hardness, form a beautiful scenery in the world. Pay tribute to the great women, happy women's Day! Smile and embrace nature. Dance, gorgeous dance steps, stars shine. Make a fuss and get rid of all your troubles. My attention is good or not. Your festival is the most important. I wish beautiful women a happy women's Day! On the occasion of women's day, for the sake of family harmony, social harmony, ecological balance, world peace and, most importantly, a smile for Bo Jia, I wish the majority of beautiful women: eternal youth and unlimited beauty!