Humorous children's Day greetings

the humorous blessing of children's Day is selected to thank the loyal users of diapers. The diaper company decided to give one diaper to those who wet the bed once. For those who wet the bed for three consecutive days, send a bag of diapers, much more. Children's day, do not play blind, you need to cheer up! Serious warning, this message can't be received. You can't click after receiving, you can't read after clicking, and you can't delete after reading! Ha ha, you still read it. Children are not obedient. Then keep this childlike innocence. Happy children's Day! From small to large, your hobbies can be divided into static, dynamic and normal. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over when sleeping, and normal is turning over when sleeping... Hey, happy children's Day! SMS, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties see you, give way, let troubles sneak away, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness smile at you forever! Happy June day, good mood every day! Funny blessing SMS wholehearted wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, blessing is the ship. The wish wind, blowing the happy sail, carrying the boat of blessing to the children, floats to the happy you and gently greets you: Happy June 1! This is a vicious message before June 1. The receiver will wet his bed tonight, the preserver will wet his bed tomorrow night, the deleted one will wet his bed the day after tomorrow, the forwarder will wet his bed for a week, and the person who returns the message will wet his bed for a month! Those who don't return wet their beds every day! I wish children a happy bedwetting! Leaves move because of the wind, young seedlings grow because of the soil, waterfalls are formed because of the flow, the sky is vivid because of birds, the ocean is mysterious because of coral, the desert is vibrant because of oasis, and life is young and beautiful! Happy children's Day! Happy everyday! I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning hot, you still whistle happily, risk happy bubbles and be happy! I wish you a happy children's Day! You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, and your face is too thick. It's not enough to pick up cheap. Too much axle at work and too much meat when driving. Playing mahjong stinks and telling jokes is not funny. Happy children's day, forever childlike you! May you always keep a childlike innocence. Although the children are small and the heart is not old, the children's Day is coming. It is good to eat more fingers and make good beds. Happy children's Day! June 1 children's Day is coming. I pray God, give me a chance to wish you a friend like you who used to be a child, now a super aged child. I just hope you can keep wearing the open pants and the biting fingers. Three little tadpoles went to the restaurant for dinner. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrogs to the table next door, the three little tadpoles held together and sang sadly: 'I don't want to, I don't want to grow up & hellip;' The kindergarten teacher said: if you wet the bed once, you will be fined three yuan, five yuan twice and seven yuan three times. I was about to ask the teacher how much the monthly package is, when I saw you raise your hand and say: teacher, I want to apply for a VIP membership annual card! I wish you a happy children's Day! Five cents a bag of figs, sour and sweet is me. The sun cake with ten pieces of money is beautiful in red, yellow and green. A delicious food that rich people will patronize. I can't find it anymore. Wish: happy children's Day! Good, don't cry, smile!!! Happy children's day, forever childlike you! May you always keep a childlike innocence.