Funny valentine's Day greetings

funny valentine's Day greetings There are two words I've always wanted to say to you. I finally mention courage on this special day: first, I love you and I like you so much; Second, never take the first sentence seriously. Happy Valentine's day. Valentine's Day is a beautiful day. I have no earthshaking declaration of love, nor do I have a promise of love. I just want to tell you: I love you more than the last second! Happy Valentine's Day! Valentine's day makes me miss you infinitely. Park your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds rise, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and bind you and me tightly at the end of the changes of years with a thread of love. I lost something. I heard it was with you. Would you please take care of it for me? You will like it. By the way, I forgot to tell you: my heart was lost to you. Dear, Happy Valentine's day. Since falling in love with you, my heart can't let go of you. I walk with you, carry you when I'm tired, carry you when it's cold, hold you when it's hot, and go out with you. You, you, I have no temper, because I love you too much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day! Seeing you, I'm afraid of electric shock; Can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I would cut off the power. Loving you is my career, thinking of you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty! If frogs did not become princes, if the princess did not wake up, if the little mermaid did not become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe it! Because I still have you by my side. I wish you happiness on Valentine's day. Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected with Acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed 'I love you. Exe' Since falling in love with you, my heart can't let go of you. I hold you when I walk, carry you when I'm tired, carry you when it's cold, hold you when it's hot, and go out to install you! You, you, I have no temper, because I love you too much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day! Most people plagiarize love words -- I love you. If you want to add a deadline to this commitment, I'd like to be -- 10000 years. Complete collection of blessings The most exaggerated love words -- when I love you, I feel that the ground is moving. The sweetest love words - I am the chocolate for you, which is melted in your mouth. The most lovely love words - I just wait to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you. The most emotional love words -- I only know that happiness always depends on you. The most practical love words -- I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade of a tree in the scorching sun. The warmest love words -- always put a recliner for you in the cool garden and 10 cups of Iced Milk where your hands can reach. The most romantic love words -- I fell in love with you before you were born. Humorous SMS Girls, do you want to celebrate Women's day next month? Or do you want to celebrate Mother's day next year? Tomorrow is your choice! February 14 came. Those who have lovers have Valentine's day, and those who have strict wife control have women's day. In other words, I have never received any roses except QQ expression. Is this a sad reminder? The only day more gloomy than birthday is Valentine's day. Birthday reminds me that I'm a year closer to death. Valentine's Day reminds me that it's nearly a year before I die alone. Admit it, this Valentine's Day is still a person ~ This is how Scorpios come!!!!! Pregnancy is 280 days!!!!! Today is February 14th!!!!! Plus 280 days!!!!! The child born is Scorpio!!!! Is Scorpio coming like this!!!!!! There is no need to be sad and worry about watching lovers on Valentine's day. I have secretly brought Cupid's arrow and sent it to you with this message! It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day! Valentine's day makes me miss you forever. Park your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds rise, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and bind you and me tightly at the end of the changes of years with a thread of love. Happy Valentine's Day! Do you know why God made February 14 Valentine's day? It is hoped that two lovers will get along happily, one baby will be happy, and four elders will live a long and healthy life. No third person is allowed to interfere! Wish you have everything soon! Edit my blessings, send my greetings to your heart, delete your pain to the horizon, recycle my memories and save them forever. Love you without sweet words! Happy Valentine's Day! Valentine's day I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; It makes no sense that I don't hurt you; I don't want you. I'm more unjust than Dou E; I can't do it without texting you. Happy holidays! If one day, you walk too tired, as long as you turn around, I'll be by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years! May my blessings turn into stars and flash every day of your life! Happy Valentine's Day! Love formula: 10% persistence + 10% missing + 10% jealousy + 10% suspicion + 10% sweetness + 10% heartache + 10% happiness + 10% jealousy + 10% blushing + 10% spoiled = 100% love What will happen to you and me? 1、 Love each other; 2、 Grow old together; 3、 Forever; 4、 Every Valentine's Day is spent together; 5、 All the above answers are correct. Please confirm by SMS. You are a poison. You penetrate my blood, penetrate my nerves and control my brain. The toxicity occurred on February 14. Please don't forget to give me the antidote! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day! Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's day? Cook you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you, braised you; Fry you, fry you, cold you! Give me the answer in 10 seconds! Happy Valentine's Day! Beauty smiles, blessings come! May you have romantic love and beauty; Devil's figure, angel's smile; Lover's kiss, family hug; Like a dog near a cat, always rely on, Happy Valentine's Day! The most loving words of men and women -- Rice in the pot, I'm in bed. The most unimaginable love words -- I am willing to stay by your side all my life, be your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer. The most sad love words -- the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I'm by your side, you don't know I love you! The most unequal love words -- give me a small part of your heart and take my whole! The most contrary love words -- I hate you! The most convenient love words -- I love you! Express your love, have courage, keep working hard, never give up on your lover, live in harmony, never get angry, ensure that love is full of joy, never cry, and finally gather your luck with a text message: I wish you a smooth love! No bricks, no tiles, a stroke can make you laugh. Haha, hey, build a magpie bridge for you with sweet words. I wish you a sweet, happy and happy love life. You often have good luck, become popular and happy, and have a happy Tanabata! Tea should be strong; The road should be straight; Pig's feet should be delicious; Ah, the one with the cell phone is not bad. ha-ha. Happy Valentine's Day!