A collection of funny blessings for the Dragon Boat Festival

A collection of funny blessings for the Dragon Boat Festival Good news: on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, the first two digits of the mobile phone number are 13. Users can get zongzi free of charge at the street stall. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to prevent being splashed by the stall owner's boiled water. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! I bought zongzi for you and sent you a short message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Honey, let's jump into the river together! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! I was making rice dumplings by myself that day. I was about to wrap them, but I didn't know what meat to wrap for a long time. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack some pig head meat. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! On your birthday, I will give you a cake; During the Mid Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. When the Dragon Boat Festival comes, I will send you a grain of glutinous rice. I hope you can plant it, take care of it carefully and wait for my blessing. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll give you a zongzi. Friendship is the skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is what you want. By the way, the fourth layer is, of course, the IOU you wrote. Pay me back quickly! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! A collection of funny blessings Dragon Boat Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat race, meet up on the lake together; Paddle, paddle, come to the game, not just to win or lose; Laugh, laugh, cheer, and laugh in a harmonious atmosphere; Passion, passion, showing vigor and vitality; Lively, lively, just for the sake of festivity; Happy, happy, the Dragon Boat Festival is incomparable! Thousands of rivers and mountains' Zong 'is love, the sunset is love,' Zong 'is around you,' Zong 'is where we met at that time, and the scene of' Zong Zong 'laughs fleeting years. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I wish you happiness, health, relaxation and good luck! I am Zongye. You are rice wrapped around you layer by layer. You are teeth. I am rice fragrant and sweet. How many meters in zongzi represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll give you a loving zongzi. The first floor is considerate! Second floor, care! Third floor, romance! The fourth floor, warm! Middle sandwich, sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today. I sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! Your warm smile is the bright sunshine of spring, which makes my empty body full; Your silent language is the cool rain in summer, which makes me choose to have; Your selfless heart is the golden fruit of autumn, which makes me intoxicated with happiness and don't want to look back; You are my favorite zongzi. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I can't help looking through your photos, looking at your smile, dialing your number, boasting about your beauty, and spending your tickets. How about inviting me to dinner in the evening? Although bikini is not suitable for your sexiness, high heels are not suitable for your laziness, and small balls are not suitable for your lovely giggle, you have your advantages. Peeling is soft and sweet. How are you on the Dragon Boat Festival? Everyone praised you for being quick and studious and learning what you like. I remember that day when you learned to sing from Andy Lau, you really looked like him. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should imitate Qu Yuan's suicide by jumping into the river. How about it? Happy Dragon Boat Festival! The red flag was held high and flew out of the deep willows. The drums beat the spring thunder, breaking the smoke and returning far away. The joy shook the earth and frightened back the fighting spirit of thousands of people. Jinbi louxi won the first prize. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! A thousand roses for you to love yourself; A thousand paper cranes for you, troubles leave you forever; A thousand lucky stars for you, good luck has been around you! I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. I was in despair. Zixia left me. The master was too nagging. The ox demon king didn't pay back the money he owed. He finally bought the water curtain cave and was maliciously purchased by the Bodhisattva. There was only a dime left. Send a text message to wish the second junior brother a happy Dragon Boat Festival? Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, my heart flies to the clouds, ah, zongzi, my favorite! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Zongzi should penetrate into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Thousands of rivers and mountains' Brown 'is love. Qu Yuan said thank you for watching the dragon boat boat at the Dragon Boat Festival. There is no distance to maintain friendship. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Zongzi incense, incense kitchen; Wormwood leaves are fragrant; The peach branch is inserted in the gate and looks at wheat yellow when you go out; Here, there, everywhere. Wish dear friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival! I am Zongye, you are rice. I wrap you layer by layer, fragrant and sweet stick to you. How many meters in zongzi represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; To see the proof, Qu Yuan was poisoned like this! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! I want to hold you all the time. Your aroma is so charming and your posture is so uniform. I really want to bite you. Zongzi is really delicious. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Zongzi incense, AI Yefang, brilliant mood, saichunjiang; Dragon Boat busy, drink realgar, healthy and happy, good luck long; The sun is shining and warm. May you taste happiness forever; SMS ring, feeling flying, friends blessing: Happy Dragon Boat Festival! ' Zong 'is in May when the fragrance of flowers is everywhere,' Zong 'is in the affectionate Dragon Boat Festival,' Zong 'is thinking of friends who agree with each other,' Zong 'is to give you good wishes: the Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I wish you' Zong 'is plain sailing,' Zong 'is health and peace,' Zong 'is bulging, and' Zong 'is happiness! Cut a blessing stick into four sections. Section 1 is called health, Section 2 is called happiness, section 3 is called good luck, section 4 is called peace, and section 5 is called what? See if you are the same as the answer. Paragraph five is called happiness! Hey, hey, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! Dragon Boat Festival blessing Zongzi sticky, Miss sweet; Zongzi is soft, blessing is glittering; Zongzi is fragrant and healthy; Rice dumplings are big and have good fortune; A lot of zongzi, a lot of happiness. Zongzi Festival is coming. Be happy! I am not Zongye, you are not rice, but I still have to wrap you layer by layer. You are not teeth, I am not rice, but I still have to stick to you all my life. There are rice in zongzi, but I have countless blessings for you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!