2016 may day Funny blessing SMS, only labor can be rewarded

2016 may day Funny blessing SMS, only labor can be rewarded May day came to my eyes again, making dumplings and eating noodles; Find a sweet feeling and boast that your wife is better than before; Two people are happy and connected. This festival is too much and saves money! Labor (husband), on labor day, I hope you are willing to clean my room, exercise well, and often buy breakfast for me. If you don't work on labor day, you ignore national laws and regulations! I didn't threaten you. Please invite me to dinner! Or I'll stick your mobile phone number on the street: Yiye love hotline! And take care of the food Happy may day. I wish you: pursue a true love, find close friends, realize a dream, take care of a family, and invite me to a big meal. Poor mobile phone user, I'm very sorry. Because you confirmed this message, you infected labor bacteria on May Day. Now bacteria are taking vigorous steps through your body I wish 'May Day' happiness: more bonuses, more development, more popularity, better health, more beautiful women around us Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong. happy International Workers ' Day Hearing that you have a heavy burden on your shoulders, I'd like to be busy, have a festival in your daily life, be healthy physically and mentally, and everything goes smoothly & hellip; Happy May Day & hellip; No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the foot is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is & hellip& hellip; I just want to tell you that none of this is your business! happy International Workers ' Day I'm busy at work and go shopping on May Day. Both hands are not empty and full. Comfort yourself and never make a mistake! Sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy may day and all the best! Funny SMS May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me? Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you happy to faint today? Then go to sleep while you're dizzy! good night! I wish your efforts and sweat will become the fruit of tomorrow's success as soon as possible. happy International Workers ' Day! Blessing words I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by at that time, but I don't believe everything I saw: the pig was really reading text messages with a mobile phone like a person! May day Telecom new function test, free this month, please press any number key to test your IQ & hellip& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip;& hellip; Your IQ has been tested to be zero. May day, I really want you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k you, t you again, and finally I'll make a V gesture! yeah! What if I'm hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if I'm thirsty? Go to the beach! What if you don't have money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you don't have the courage? Practice with Osama bin Laden! What if I miss you? Go to the pigsty! Thinking of you on May Day is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Love you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; But lying to you just happened. don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! don't worry! I'll tell you it's all right. Happy May Day! You have an angelic face, a devil's figure, and even your farting posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? happy International Workers ' Day Late at night, I know you are tired after a busy day. You may fall asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I want to tell you & hellip& hellip; I want to tell you & hellip; Happy May Day & hellip; Friendship is precious in the colorful world. I wish you happiness in this long holiday! I miss you like a curl of smoke. My blessing to you is a gurgling stream with me all my life. I wish you a happy May Day! I wish you a happy Labor Day! May all your wishes come true! Happy work! I will always support you! Your hard work conveys warmth to us. I sincerely greet you for your hard work! happy International Workers ' Day! Labor brings us everything, there is labor, there is return, there is harvest! I wish you a happy Labor Day! ' The May 4th Movement has nothing to do. It has a faint Festival flavor. I'd better give you a kiss. I wish you a happy may day. Hard working people! Without you, our world would be lonely and dark. I sincerely say happy holidays! Friend, although life is a string of rosary beads composed of troubles, we have to count it with a smile, don't we? I wish you and your dear family a happy holiday! Hi! Friend, don't be numb in labor, let the labor process really become a kind of happiness! Come on, come on! Let's take a look... Thank you for your support for my work. On the arrival of May 1, I send you my heartfelt wishes. I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! happy International Workers ' Day! This is the due enjoyment of our workers. May you have a good and real rest! Have a nice day! ' On the occasion of May Day, I send you a loyal blessing: I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! Men work to support women, women work to support men, Laozi work to support sons, sons work to support grandchildren, so society has developed. I wish you: your career is at noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your romance is like music score, and your happiness belongs to you! happy International Workers ' Day!