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Funny and humorous Spring Festival Blessing SMS for the year of the monkey

funny and humorous Spring Festival Blessing SMS for the year of the monkey Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky was clear and sunny. You were standing on the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: Hey, little bastard, the shell is still very hard. I wish you a happy Spring Festival! I want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water during the day, no salary at night, and I can't afford to buy noodles. Open the manual and find the answer. It turns out to be the primary stage of life. Turn over my God in the future, and it won't change for a hundred years! What can I offer you for dinner? Happy New Year! No matter how much water there is in the sea, how big the mountains are, how many legs there are spiders, how hot the pepper is, how ghosts bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! I wish your computer in the new year, safe, invincible, not crash, not black, fast Internet access, chat special God -- don't forget to change it into a 'Pentium' core '. When the year of the monkey comes, Ruyi goes around, and laughter floats in the wind. Happy life won't run, everything goes well every day. Happy family, high career, good health and no trouble. I wish you good luck in the year of the monkey and a happy song! Red plum blossoms and smiles, which is the greatest praise for the year of the monkey; The stars twinkle, which is the warmest care for the year of the monkey; The auspicious snow is floating, which is the expectation of beauty in the year of the monkey; Reunion is the most true blessing for the year of the monkey. The year of the monkey is coming. May everything you want come true! Play the happy drum of the year of the monkey; Sing the happy song of the year of the monkey, every sentence is flying; Twist the round dance of the year of the monkey, happy step by step; Speaking of the blessing of the year of the monkey, every word is warm. The year of the monkey is coming. May your wishes come true and everything goes well! Happy New Year! I wish you more popularity than the virgin, wealth and courage to be the mother of Bill Gates, more heroism than Saddam Hussein, handsome and straight after Beckham. You are the international Superman! Let me this blessing across the mountains, across the smelly ditches, through the traffic lights, across the streets, across the alleys, across the old lady selling popsicles, and into your ears: Happy Spring Festival! The image of years is gradually green. The songs of young leaves and new leaves rotate along the rings. Happy New Year! Happy Spring Festival in the year of the monkey! everything will be fine! Happy family! Money and treasures will be plentiful! good luck and happiness to you! Flowers bloom and wealth! gold and jade fill the hall -- abundant wealth or many children in the family! Happy birthday! May you be happy and prosperous! In the new year, I wish my friends: more money, less money, just have it often; Handsome people, ugly people, pleasing to the eye; Less elderly people, good health; It's good to have a poor family and a rich family; Just understand all troubles; Just be safe in your life! Every festival, I miss my relatives and send family affection with a full moon; I wish relatives and friends all the best and share a good mood every day. happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! If you want the cloud to get the cloud, if you want the rain to get the rain. Flowers, wine and gold are everywhere I sincerely wish you in the new year: all expectations can appear, all dreams can be realized, all hopes can be fulfilled, and all efforts can be successful! In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, I'd like to give you a big reward during the New Year! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a new year's Day SMS worth RMB 10 cents provided by me! Every day in Kunming is spring, and all the flowers are blooming. Spring city is full of places to play, and distinguished guests from all over the world come. Dianchi beauty can't sleep. She counts the stars waiting for you. Guests from afar, please come quickly and come for the new year. In the new year, I wish you more beautiful, more lovely, more smart, more transportation, more trouble, more wealth, more work, more happiness, less bitterness, more happiness, less crying, more laughter and more filial piety. I wish you 13 o'clock in total! Wedding blessing In the year of the monkey, I wish you a happy life, a proud business, a prosperous future and a long way to go. In the year of the monkey, make money, open sheep meat, soak sheep girls, and be happy every day! Good luck in the year of the monkey! Happy every day for 365 days, happy every 8760 hours, wonderful 5256000 minutes, happy 3153600 seconds. The new year is approaching, and the thief is going to celebrate the new year. In view of the possible robbery on this train, please do not turn on IQ after boarding, especially please protect your password. Special note: IQ card is used to rob color. Jade sheep sing loudly and silver sheep dance in bursts. Sing the auspicious photos of the year of the monkey and jump out of the happy smile of the coming year. I wish you a happy life in the year of the monkey. May your life be happy and bright, and people enjoy a prosperous and healthy life. The arrival of the year of the monkey is auspicious, life is colorful and smiling. Jiading has many happy events, cattle and sheep are in groups, and horses are strong. I wish you health, longevity and prosperity. It's like living in a golden house and earning foreign money in a brilliant life. One more blessing will make you worry less when you are young. More love will make your life more sunny in the coming years. More understanding will make all the depression and melancholy go away. May you make a fortune in the year of the monkey, everything goes well and shine! If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I'll beat your face into a color screen, your head into a vibration, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, then depressed into a folded one, and if you dare, I'll beat it into a second-hand one. In the new year, I wish you to become rich, embark on Marlboro, climb the Hongta mountain, surpass Ashima, and have financial resources all over greater China. May sweetness accompany you through every day of the new year, may warmth follow you through every moment of the day, may peace walk through every minute with you, and may happiness walk through every second of every minute with you! I'd like to say hello to you in the new year: the office is smooth, life is getting higher and higher, the lottery is in the middle of the period, good luck is handed in every day, playing cards is winning every day, the taste is good, the younger you live, the longer you grow, the more beautiful you are, gold comes out of your home and money grows on the wall! I wish Pepsi Cola, seven happiness in everything, Sprite in mood, learning Fanta, red bull in work, living a dream, many fresh oranges in love, Wahaha every day, Yueyue Le Baishi, the whole family happy and happy! Congratulations on the New Year! Proud of the year of the monkey, ride the wind and set sail for the great cause exhibition. It is a dream to study abroad. It is planned to be realized in the coming years. I wish my friends can realize their dreams and have good luck. Determined to turn your eyebrows and head up, you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall. The horse has just run, and the year of the monkey is coming. Good luck goes around you and accompanies you to the Yangguan road. Health and happiness will not be less, happy life until old. I wish you a happy and proud year of the monkey! Life 'sheep' eyebrow exhale, business' ocean 'proud, future' sheep 'close the road, trouble' sheep 'long away; Make money in the year of the monkey! In the year of the monkey, I wish you a happy life, a proud business, a prosperous future and a long way to go. In the year of the monkey, make money, open sheep meat, soak sheep girls, and be happy every day! Send you 888 every day, send you 999 every day, be rich from front to back, send you 555 every day, work hard every day, send you 333 every day, pass whatever you do! Welcome the new year, bid farewell to the old year, wish new harvest in the new year, get rich, embark on Marlboro, climb the Hongta mountain, surpass Ashima, and have financial resources all over greater China