A collection of funny blessings for the 2016 monkey spring festival

2016 monkey spring festival funny blessing If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a miss, I will send you a forest. Happy New Year! I wish you all the best, two dragons take off, Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons peace, five blessings, six, six, seven stars shine, eight directions come to wealth, nine, nine, one heart, perfect, Pepsi Cola, one thousand things, good luck and all the best! The longer the wine is, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends are, the more true it is; The clearer the water flows, the lighter the vicissitudes of the world. Happy new year and always in a good mood! May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth and good luck, enter the new year and spend every day happily! The sun rises in the East, the sun is shining, and the year of the monkey is coming. I wish you healthy eating, drinking and playing, and realize your dream as soon as possible. Happy life, deep love, happy family, Ruyi Lang. Well, love is long and lingering, and the year of the monkey is auspicious. 2016 Spring Festival greetings Silver sheep Baa Baa Xi to report, singing a happy new year. May you and I make a fortune and make your life brilliant. Smooth sailing, Yangguan said, dance with me. Happy life, happy smile, fortune, longevity and health report. A wisp of spring rain makes the life of the year of the monkey smooth; The snow is flying, making the cause of the year of the monkey like the sun; Heaven and earth are peaceful, making the year of the monkey red; Blessing sound, let the dream of the year of the monkey go well. The year of the monkey is coming. May you be happy! We are the Royal Police of Hong Kong. You have been surrounded by our happy new year and good luck. Accepting blessings is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more big rain in the year of the monkey, shooting at you happily every day! Happy Spring Festival! The company is like a big tree full of monkeys. When you look up, it's all buttocks, when you look down, it's all smiling faces, and when you look left and right, it's all ears and eyes. The new year is coming. I wish you climb up two more branches and see more smiling faces and fewer hips! In the new year, I wish you have leisure in your busy work, win money by playing cards, increase your passbook infinitely, fill your pocket with dollars, fill your bed with beautiful women, be energetic, and your lover is fierce and sweet. New year is coming, Zhu Jun: Pepsi Cola! Everything, Fanta! Every day wow ha ha! Yueyue Pepsi! Year after year! Mood like Sprite! Always stand out! A string of firecrackers open happily, lanterns are full of festivity, family reunion, hot laughter, and blessings are filled with true feelings. On the first day of the new year, I wish you a rising dragon in the sky and a beautiful dragon and Phoenix every year! $$$$ When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of wealth. He will bring you wealth in the New Year! A green leaf, full of its friendship for the root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. It's another beautiful beginning -- the beginning of the new year. I wish you success and happiness forever. Make a beautiful wish and wish you happiness! Make a wonderful wish and wish your career a full circle! Make a beautiful wish and wish love sweet! I wish you a happy new year and a happy family! Send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredient = sincerity + missing + happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth + happiness + moving, manufacturer: sincere friend! I wish you a happy new year and all the best! I wish you all a smooth sailing in the new year, two dragons take off, Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons peace, five blessings at the door, six or six Dashun, seven stars shine, all directions come to wealth, 99 concentric, perfect, Pepsi prospers, thousands of things are auspicious, everything goes well, 365 days, happy every day, no trouble and better than me. Happy New Year！ A flower has been picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella for a long time, the rain stopped and I couldn't remember to put it away; After a long walk, I can't reach the end when it's dark; After waiting for a long time, today I can finally say to you: Happy New Year. Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling hot wishes to you, happy new year and happy family! I wish you a happy year, a happy life and a peaceful life. May every wish in your life be realized and a happy New Year! I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I want to recharge; I'll cut off the power without you. Loving you is my career, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty! I wish you a happy New Year! A new route for new year's Tourism -- a seven day tour to Afghanistan has been grandly launched: live in a terrorist training camp, learn to make bombs and anthrax virus, and those with excellent results will be lucky to become bin Laden's successor! When I have money, I will buy two mobile phones, one iphone5, one iphone6, one selfie and one person; Buy two pairs of shoes, a pair of Adidas and a pair of 361, one on the same foot; Send two text messages, one to wish you a happy year of the monkey and the other to wish your forwarded brother a happy year of the monkey. There's no way. Who makes us rich. Birthday wishes SMS There's nothing to say. I don't know what else to say to you. Just let's be clear about some things, but the new year is coming. I have to make it clear and pay you a new year's call in advance. Where's my red envelope? I wish you in the new year: a lot of money, hair like a fat pig; He is as strong as a bear; Love is sweet and beautiful like a bee; Money is rolling, like ox hair! The morning glow is reflected all over the sky, and the golden age shines in the year of the monkey. Beautiful singing and dancing, happy is too ordinary. A piece of snow, happiness around the year of the monkey. The spring breeze warms my heart and celebrates the reunion year. The year of the monkey is coming. May you be happy! Before the year of the monkey, I wish my friends a lot of money. Seize the opportunity to make some sheep money, good luck and good luck. Parents live long, wives are virtuous, and children strive to study abroad. I have a good career and work, and I wear red flowers to praise every year. When the year of the monkey comes, happy flowers bloom and sail successfully. Throw away your troubles without concern, and you can step on the sunshine Avenue. Performance Promotion Award, blonde hair, family happiness, everyone praises. I wish you the year of the monkey grow up, be satisfied, laugh, ha ha! Auspicious snow heralds a bumper year. When the year of the monkey comes, laugh ha ha. Good luck comes to your house and everything goes well. Take the red envelope. Health, fear of disease, family harmony, everyone praises. I wish you a happy and prosperous life in the year of the monkey!