A collection of humorous and funny blessings for the monkey new year 2016

the new year of the monkey in 2016 is full of humorous and funny blessings. New Year's Day is coming; May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth and good luck, enter the new year and spend every day happily! When new year's day comes, there are jokes, red hot days, gongs and drums, celebrations, cheers, roars, and songs. You walk upright, earn tickets, be healthy and healthy, look beautiful every year, and be happy all your life! During the new year's Day holiday, the life was like what scholars often say "a gap between a white horse and a white horse". As soon as their eyes opened and closed, the day of commencement came. On the first day after the holiday, auspicious words opened the way: I wish my friends all the best! profits pouring in from all sides! Good luck! The dawn of new year's Day is coming. Please smile at the blue sky. I want to cut 2016 happy time and sew 2016 happy clothes for you. Don't forget, even if you live very realistically, you should think very well. I'd like to say hello to you in the new year: the office is smooth, life is getting higher and higher, the lottery is in the middle of the period, good luck is handed in every day, playing cards is winning every day, the taste is good, the younger you live, the longer you grow, the more beautiful you are, gold comes out of your home and money grows on the wall! Send you 888 every day, send you 999 every day, be rich from front to back, send you 555 every day, work hard every day, send you 333 every day, pass whatever you do! Welcome the new year and bid farewell to the old year. I wish you a new harvest in the new year. Get rich and set foot on the Marlboro road. Climb the Hongta mountain. Your lover surpasses Ashima. Your wealth is all over greater China. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a miss, I will send you a forest. Happy New Year! May good luck, like a mine, be stepped on by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never reach you; Wealth, like garbage, can be found everywhere; Happiness is with you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy New Year! If beauty is a crime, you have committed heinous crimes! If it's a mistake, you've made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want thousands of cuts?! I wish the best beauty in the world a happy New Year! I hope you are happy like a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning hot, you still whistle happily and risk happy bubbles! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! well! As the saying goes: a year's plan lies in spring. I'll tell you the secret of making a fortune in the new year: whether old or young, seize the opportunity; Whatever it is, ram, ewe, hand in hand. Click the whole winter to see your face; Copy your enthusiasm and paste it in my heart; Download your breath and save it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new year. Good Spring Festival! I wish you good luck and come early; One catty of candy and two catties of banana, I wish you good luck and won't run; One kilo of peanuts and two kilos of peaches. I wish you money! I wish you a fresh mood every day, no gratitude and resentment, flowing sweetly and growing love; I wish all your wishes will come true smoothly and happiness will always be in your heart! Happy New Year! When the Spring Festival comes, it's early to pay a new year's call: I wish the whole family well; Second, there are few difficulties; Three worship trouble elimination; Fourth, never grow old; 5. To worship their children filial piety; Six worship happiness; Seven worship sorrow; 8. High income; Nine worship safety mask; Ten worships are happy and carefree. I twist the blessing into wool and weave a red sweater for you: the former is peace and the latter is happiness; Auspiciousness is the shoulder, and Ruyi is in the sleeve; The collar is considerate and the pocket is full of happiness! Let my heart accompany you through the New Year! I heard that you are going to visit our house in the new year. My brother will pick you up for me. In order to confirm your identity, please hold two top-grade cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand. When the new year comes, send you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how big the mountains are, how many legs the spiders are, how hot the peppers are, how ghosts bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful, happy and never regret! New year's funny blessing: New Year's weather forecast: before and after the Spring Festival, a large area of banknotes will be issued, including US dollars in Northeast and North China, rubles in northwest, British banknotes in central and South China, cheques in Southeast and gold bars in some areas. From today's night to tomorrow's day, your mobile phone will have goose feather like blessings. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you. It is expected that there will be a smooth wind in a week! New year's funny blessing: I asked trouble, it doesn't love you at all, and said it will never ignore you. Let me tell you not to be amorous! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: it has been in love with you for a long time and remains the same all its life! Happy New Year! Spring Festival greeting SMS the new year is coming. May you receive gifts and receive red envelopes every day, win money like a mountain at cards, love you like bean buns, set off firecrackers all over the street, say hello to everyone, and don't be afraid of the police! Good luck! New year is coming, I wish you become: leisurely sheep, strong cattle, mighty tiger, good rabbit, noble sheep, auspicious snake, Qianlima, docile sheep, smart monkey, diligent chicken, loyal dog and happy pig! The new year gospel of the Lord Jesus: Be kind to others, be kind to the person who sends you text messages, often eat with him, often invite him to play, often buy gifts for him, and give him all the money of your sins. The Lord Jesus loves you! Amen! I am a green onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to dip me in sauce, I fuck his ancestors! I walked south and North, drank water behind the toilet, pressed my legs on the railway track, and kissed a fool. Fuck! Don't refuse anything, just miss you! The imperial edict came: carry it by heaven, and the emperor called and said: because you owe me thirty cents on New Year's day last year, you are not allowed to shit for three days. You are not allowed to take paper with you. You can't take paper with you until you suffocate! Chin, get the paper! I wish you good health and have no teeth; Have a nice trip and disappear on the way; Walk well all the way and fall on the way; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh and die! I'm sorry to text you so late. If it bothers you, I'll tell you & hellip& hellip; you deserve it Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, ha ha! New year's funny blessing: when the cold wind blows, I find that the romantic winter has come quietly. At this moment, you may forget everything, but what you can't forget is to say to your good friend: it's cold, pay attention to your body. Don't run naked, you'll be punished! A watery greeting, very light; A blessing as usual as paper, very true; Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in a safe envelope and give it to you, so that happiness and good luck will surround you all the time! Happy New Year! The mobile phone is full of blessings, the wine glass is full of good wine, the fireworks are full of festivities, and the lanterns are full of good luck. On the arrival of the Spring Festival, I sincerely wish you beauty, happiness, peace and security, and good luck in the year of the monkey! Jinyang dances wildly and firecrackers sound. I deeply miss the spring breeze. May the spring breeze blow away your injustice, the spring rain, baptize your tragedy, the spring sunshine, warm your heart and the spring air, make you more beautiful, and the blessing of the spring make you happy and comfortable! I'll give you a cup of fruit juice specially prepared by me. It contains 30cc of good luck, 50cc of happy new year and 20cc of success. This 100% fruit juice is called & lt; Congratulations on the new year & gt; Yo, if a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will & hellip& hellip; Live a carefree and happy life, because - -- stupid. It is said that meteors respond to requests. If I can, I am willing to wait under the starry sky. When a star is moved by me, it cuts through the silence of the night sky for me, and then let it fall on your sleeping pillow with my blessing - stun you! As a sophomore, I had a winter vacation. I had an appointment with my classmates to go to KTV tonight, so I asked my mother, 'Mom, can you give me 100 yuan? I want to sing with my classmates in the evening.' Unexpectedly, my mother immediately said unhappily, 'you are still so young. Don't go to those places. You are all little children singing nonsense! What's more, you're so old, you should learn to rely on yourself. Go and wash your clothes... One day, the student opposite finally couldn't help asking me: why do you always kick me? I said: no way, long legs, capricious! I wish you: more than a hundred blessings come to the door, and auspicious clouds and auspicious gas gather in the New Year! Good luck in the Spring Festival. The birthday star of ferro comes in! Good luck and good luck! Every snowflake falling, every fireworks burning, every second flowing, and every miss transmission represent every blessing I want to send you: happy year of the monkey! Buddha, Buddha, Buddha. Give these eight auspicious Buddhas to eight good friends. You will have continuous financial resources this year. Otherwise, you only have the light of the Buddha this year and no light of the God of wealth. Send it. If others wish me, I also wish you! Happy New Year! At the beginning of the new year, I wish good things to be followed by 2 consecutive 3. I feel like spring in 4 seasons. Life is 5 colors, 6 colors and 7 colors. Occasionally, I have a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and my troubles are thrown out of the clouds! Please accept my 10 heart 10 meaning blessing. Happy Spring Festival in the year of the monkey!