Collection of funny blessings for monkey New Year's Day 2016

collection of funny blessings for new year's day in 2016 When the new year comes, I make a wish for you: when it's cold, someone will send warmth without fear of cold; When hungry, some people don't worry about delivering food; When it is difficult, someone reaches out to support; When you are lonely, someone will accompany you. Wish you happy every day! The new year is coming, there are many things; It's time to buy tickets. The line is long; The year-end bonus is issued and the shopping festival is coming; Do new year's goods, the money is not enough; On New Year's Eve, I can only watch the Spring Festival Gala; Family reunion, also very satisfied. Happy Spring Festival. Work hard together and listen to orders at one post. As good brothers and sisters, walk together in honor and disgrace. I wish you a happy holiday and a new year. I wish you happiness and peace in your life. The Spring Festival is auspicious and healthy! I wish you: high power, light responsibility, more money, less work, close to home, wake up naturally every day, your salary is cramped, your bonus is transported by car, and you get a raise when others work overtime! Happy Spring Festival! No sheep sound good news, auspicious monkey year report. Touch the good luck photo of the sheep's head and make a good start. Happy sheep sing and dance, holding the sheep's head happily. Ruixiang looks for his girlfriend in the year of the monkey. He loves her all his life and laughs forever. I wish you a happy year of the monkey and a happy generation! With family as the center and happiness as the radius, draw tens of thousands of family consummation! We don't receive gifts this year. We only receive short messages. The idea should be ingenious, the creativity should be novel, the content should be healthy, we should laugh and have endless aftertaste before we can remember you! I wish you good health, Mengniu, beautiful women Piao Rou and many associations, life Fukang Le Baishi, career Jetta step by step, financial resources Johnson & Johnson Teng Sina and stock Changhong purple light. Golden Monkey returns in spring, golden monkey returns in spring; Baochun returns to the golden monkey, and the monkey holds the golden monkey in spring. I wish you a somersault of eighteen thousand miles in the year of the monkey, seventy-two changes, mixed world talent and eighty-one entrepreneurial skills. The monkey head and brain are smart and create a good career, and the monkey hands and feet climb to win the fruits. New Year greetings In the new year, I wish you more handsome, more ladies, more smart, more luck, more trouble, more wealth, more work, more happiness, less bitterness, more happiness, less crying, more laughter and more filial piety. I just wish you 13 o'clock & hellip& hellip; ha-ha! Let the joy of new year's day drive away the fatigue of your life and make your heart intoxicated with the festive atmosphere; May the rest of the holiday bring you energy, and may you have a hundred times more confidence in going to work after the holiday! I wish you a beautiful life and smooth work! Stay away from trivial troubles and bring a happy smile. Escape the busy, escape the pressure, and calmly enter the post station of greetings. Friends, relax, happy psychology, may you be happy and smile! Happy New Year's Day! On this new year's day, your luck will continue; After this new year's day, all your troubles will be over; After this new year's day, your boat will immediately lean against the shore of happiness. I wish you a happy New Year's Day! Once a year, at the beginning of the new year, text messages to congratulate: big money, small money, foreign money, money rolling in; Official fortune, financial fortune, peach blossom fortune and general prosperity; Relatives, lovers and friends, everyone is safe. Happy New Year's day and all the best! When new year's day comes, we should also sort out our new mood: be natural to things, big and small things, miscellaneous things, everything goes with fate, and have fun. Simply celebrate the new year. This year and next year will be many years, like new year after year, smiling. A watery greeting, very light; A blessing as usual as paper, very true; Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in a safe envelope and give it to you, so that happiness and good luck will surround you all the time! Happy New Year! The big hand holding up the harmonious sky, the eyes full of moving, the intimate tenderness of relatives, the beautiful and moving nostalgia, so warm in my heart; Then the spring breeze will send you my greetings: happy new year, friend May the country be peaceful and the people be safe, good weather, may all the old people in the world live a long and healthy life, and all the children grow up happily. Everyone goes in and out safely and has a good luck in the year of the monkey! A bull roars at the ground, two snakes play with pearls, three spring is not old, auspicious clouds all over the world, abundant grain, six harmonies, colorful, eight auspicious and eight auspicious, nine tripods shine, ten sides and eight directions, great achievements in the future and ten blessings gather. Happy New Year! Lantern Festival Blessing SMS I send good luck to you in the new year. I wish you peace, health, happiness, warmth, happiness, wealth and auspiciousness. Enter the year of the monkey and spend every day happily! Happy gongs and drums, the new year is to be happy. When fireworks and firecrackers are lit, the onlookers must cheer. Sketch crosstalk on the Spring Festival Gala, poetry and songs into the Spring Festival couplets. Family and friends get together and have a happy new year. Happy New Year! The mobile phone is full of blessings, the wine glass is full of good wine, the fireworks are full of festivities, and the lanterns are full of good luck. On the arrival of the Spring Festival, I sincerely wish you beauty, happiness, peace and security, and good luck in the year of the monkey! Jinyang dances wildly and firecrackers sound. I deeply miss the spring breeze. May the spring breeze blow away your injustice, the spring rain, baptize your tragedy, the spring sunshine, warm your heart and the spring air, make you more beautiful, and the blessing of the spring make you happy and comfortable! I'll give you a cup of fruit juice specially prepared by me. It contains 30cc of good luck, 50cc of happy new year and 20cc of success. This 100% fruit juice is called & lt; Congratulations on the new year & gt; of surprise In this new year, I wish you all the best, two dragons take off, Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons peace, five blessings at the door, six or six Dashun, seven stars shine, all directions come to wealth, nine nine concentric and perfect. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you two good things and three in a row. Your mood is like spring in four seasons. Your life is 5 colors, 6 colors and 7 colors. Occasionally, you have a small fortune at 8 o'clock. Your troubles are thrown out of the clouds. Please accept my 100000 blessing~ Happy New Year~ The new year of the monkey blesses you: the boss follows you, the enemy hides you, the lover cares for you, the noble helps you, the family protects you, the color paper favors you, promotion and wealth are up to you! I wish you all the best. Congratulations on making a fortune!! Your luck this year: in my opinion, you are extremely prosperous, have more money, less things, close to home, have high weight and light responsibility, wake up naturally after sleeping, get money and get cramps ~ ~ cool! I wish you a happy new year, all your wishes come true and all the best! The special law on New Year's Day sentenced you to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived you of the right to depression for life, and confiscated all diseases and troubles. This judgment is final and shall be executed immediately. Happy forever! Leave the court! Make friendship deeper in caring, family warmer in caring, quieter in honesty, more beautiful in simplicity, better blessings in greetings and happier New Year's day in blessings! According to the new year's Day special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all diseases and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and shall be executed immediately. Happy forever! Leave the court! The unit is like a big tree full of monkeys. When you look up, it's all buttocks, when you look down, it's all smiling faces, and when you look left and right, it's all ears and eyes. The year of the monkey is coming. I wish you to climb up two more branches and see more smiling faces and fewer hips. Self rating of golden monkeys: stronger than rats, stronger than cattle, fiercer than tigers, better than rabbits, more respected than dragons, more powerful than snakes, stronger than horses, better than sheep, more diligent than chickens, more loyal than dogs, fatter than pigs and more refined than monkeys. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea; If a star represents a concern, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a miss, I will send you the whole forest. I wish you happy every day. I hope that in 2016, the boss will follow you, your friends will cover you, the enemy will hide you, your lover will be considerate, your family will protect you, the money will be yours, the work will be yours, and the money will stick to you. I wish you every success? I wish you good luck in the new year, no taboos, five blessings, wealth and auspiciousness, windfall wealth, prosperity, rising step by step, prosperous business, success in everything, congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year around you! Everything goes well with you! Money is sticking to you! Good luck depends on you! Close friends guard you! Close family is always with you! All bad luck away from you~^_^~ Happy New Year!! I hope you will be happy every day for 365 days, 8760 hours, always happy, 525600 minutes, wonderful minutes, 3153600 seconds and happy seconds in the new year. Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true! Dreams come true! The loveliest SMS of the year: those who receive it will never be fired, those who read it will prosper, those who store it will love sweetly, those who delete it will have good luck, and those who forward it will have a sharp rise in salary! Happy New Year! I wish you more popularity than the virgin, wealth and courage to be the mother of Bill Gates, more heroism than Saddam Hussein, handsome and straight after Beckham. You are the international Superman!