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2015 Halloween greetings to make friends or colleagues laugh

A witty remark between colleagues or friends can win each other's smile! Let the language infect each other in a pleasant atmosphere! In fact, you can turn the humor you want to express into text messages or other forms and give it to colleagues or friends, which can also make them laugh! These witty and humorous blessings really keep them laughing! See: 2015 Halloween greetings that make friends or colleagues laugh!

. 2015 Halloween greetings to make friends or colleagues laugh constantly

1. It is said that tonight, the ghost will not disappear, the dead light will appear again, and the ghosts will turn around! May the ghost hear my call, come to your bed in the middle of the night, with pale face, green eyes and dry hands, touch your face and greet you for me: good night on Halloween!

3. On Halloween, I carry Mei's Romance of 'ghost' and have the fragrance of 'ghost' flowers. I give my most 'ghost' heavy blessing to my most precious' ghost 'friend. I wish my friend's wealth' ghost 'and everything goes well.

4. Halloween is coming. Please note: in order to prevent ghosts from appearing in the daytime, go out and dress like a human model, work like ghosts, talk like ghosts, and receive text messages without being aware of them! Please tell each other!

5. In the dead of night, the moon is high and the wind is clear. Outside your window, someone is waiting to give you wealth and joy. Let him in. If you want to ask, I don't say much. You guess. I really don't know. I'll tell you. The devil knows, all saints are happy!

6. I know you like white, silvery white moon, dancing snow and clouds floating with the wind. Is it romantic? But I want to remind you that on this day, don't wear white clothes. It will scare people. Happy Halloween^_^

7. Yesterday, a friend named Zhong Kui asked me to send you a message that today is Halloween. His ghost little brother will come to give you gifts and buy you two drinks when he is free. Happy Halloween!

8. Gloomy castle, with the last quarter moon hanging on the roof, bats flutter their wings and cut through the night & hellip;, At this time, the doorbell rings loudly. Don't be afraid. Prepare your candy, or be careful that children will make trouble in the middle of the night!

9. I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten for days. I've made up my mind to go to your house and have a big meal on Halloween night anyway. Who am I? Ha ha -- vampire!

10. Halloween is coming. I don't want to play tricks to scare you, so let my mobile phone text message greet you for me: may all demons and ghosts stay away from you, and happiness and peace accompany you forever! If you want more happiness, pass the blessing to your next friend to ensure your good luck and prosperity. Good health, happy family, all evils do not invade, and always peace. When you get what you want, you are blessed to receive it!

11. Halloween is coming. I'll give you a pumpkin lantern as a representative. One represents caring for you. Don't be frightened and happy. Second, I care about you. May your troubles be thrown out. The lamp has been lit for you, with a charming face to scare away demons and ensure safety. Candy is also sent for you. The kid won't make trouble. There is only happiness and happiness left. I always read Amitabha for you. Happy Halloween.

12. When you see this message, I have sent two generals, happy ghost and happy ghost, to you. Now I have surrounded you closely, making you immersed in a happy and happy atmosphere and intoxicated in the ocean of love. I wish you a happy Halloween, happiness and health!

13. Because you have a devil like figure and an angel like smile, I am always fascinated, haunted and haunted by you. No, I didn't know it. I sent you a text message. I wish you a happy Halloween!

14. On Halloween, two ghost envoys scurry around, don't stop at three o'clock, and ghosts appear everywhere. Five spirits and six spirits are cold, seven are difficult to get on and eight are difficult to get on, and the ghost cries for a long time, which makes the heart tremble; I make pumpkin lanterns. You dress up as ghosts and drive away demons. Send blessings. Happy Halloween and Qile happiness!

15. Dear, I always want to worship the monkey king as a teacher and learn from him to subdue demons and eliminate monsters, so that I can protect you well on Halloween. What demons and ghosts, all come here!

16. Happiness talks with you, beauty plays chess with you, auspiciousness meets you, happiness talks with you, romance makes an appointment with you, health asks you to say hello, and friends come to find fault: Happy Halloween!

17. Halloween comes, Chinese ghosts retreat, Western ghosts occupy the market, and come to your window at midnight. Are you ready? Put on your cloak, pick up your broom, put on your tusks, and start with me. The carnival begins!

18. Halloween is coming. May your life be a happy ghost, liuxue86.com work is a clever ghost, and your feelings are a miser; Hungry ghosts stay away from you, lusters surround you, and occasionally become drunkards. Even if you become a slacker, no one says you're a nuisance!

19. Halloween is coming. Let me remind you first. It's inevitable to treat guests to dinner. It's very lively for friends to get together. I advise you not to be stingy, or big and small ghosts will come to you. Please be prepared in case of accidents!

20. Halloween is coming. The general mobilization of Western demons and ghosts is going to steal scriptures in Dongtu. Tang Monk's teachers and disciples are ordered to defend the Scriptures. Monkey King and monk Sha are ready for battle. Don't fall behind. Can Wuneng be 'incompetent'!

21. Halloween is coming. I carry Mei's Romance of 'ghost' and have the fragrance of 'ghost' flowers. I give my most 'ghost' heavy blessing to my most precious' ghost 'friend. I wish my friend's wealth' ghost 'and everything goes well.

22. Halloween is coming. I'll give you a pumpkin cake and draw your pumpkin like face; Send you a pumpkin lantern and write a blessing as sweet as pumpkin. Friends, happy Halloween.

23. When Halloween comes, I will give you an auspicious amulet to keep you safe and comfortable, and attach some happy pistachios to give you happiness. No matter what festival is, it will become a carnival!

24. Halloween is coming. May the wolves hang with your smile. When you shout, the chickens fly and the dogs jump. When you stop, the smell is filled. When you sweat, the lice disaster. If you don't dress up, it will be more ugly than the ghost. When you dress up, the ghost will be paralyzed! To the protagonist of Halloween!

25. Halloween is coming. One thing to emphasize is that you can pretend to be scary, but you should also pay attention to taste. Our principle is to make all ghosts happy to see you, including the one who is reading text messages.

26. When Halloween comes, monsters appear. For your safety, I'll write you a short message Amulet of peace, auspiciousness, happiness, wealth and health. Teach you a mantra. Read it to me quickly: 'I'm in my ninety sand jacket, I'm in my ninety sand jacket.'

27. Give you a gift: the first: auspicious amulet! Second: shine on the demon! Third: Ghost killing sword! I wish you a safe Halloween!

28. A blessing represents a heart, a heart represents a gift, and a gift is the amulet I gave you. On Halloween night, even if you are alone, you don't have to be afraid of ghosts. I don't want to say, I'm lonely, I don't want to say, I'm lonely, because today is Halloween, you and I should take out a carnival mood to face life.

29. Singing every day, it's the monarch and king. They play every day. It's the local ruffians and hooligans. They work hard all day. They should also enjoy heaven. Although they are not the ghost king, they should go crazy on Halloween.

30. Don't think I've forgotten you. For example, today -- Halloween, the first thing I think of is you, because you are related to ghosts! I wish you a happy holiday!

31. When a street beauty waves her hand, she should also take a look at the street lights; The two beauties on the street waved and the tall buildings wanted to kiss; Three beauties on the street waved and the earth braked back. Ha ha, I wish you all saints happiness!

32. How lively Halloween is, put on a mask and look for acquaintances. I don't know face to face. I'm surprised. Reach out and beg for candy. If you don't give it, you won't give it back. Take out candy, laugh happily and say a lot of blessings. Old and young around, happy and happy around. Halloween is coming. I wish you all the best!

33. It is said that tonight, the ghost will not disappear, the dead light will appear again, and the ghosts will turn around! May the ghost hear my call, come to your bed in the middle of the night, with pale face, green eyes and dry hands, touch your face and greet you for me: good night on Halloween!

34. Halloween is coming. See what kind of wealth you have reached: the first level is that money can make the ghost push the mill, the second level is that money can make the mill push the ghost, the third level is that grinding can make the ghost push the money, the fourth level is that grinding can make the money push the ghost, the fifth level is that ghosts can make the mill push the money, and the sixth level is that ghosts can make the money push the mill. If you can't take your seat according to the number, the rich ghost will entangle you tightly.

35. Can I stay in your inbox? I'll just sit quietly and promise you I'll be good & hellip& hellip; Until Halloween comes, so I will be the first person to bless you. Happy Halloween!

36. Light up the pumpkin lantern with happy faces, go away with sorrow and worry, and embrace each other with happiness and happiness; Put on strange make-up clothes, tired and helpless, relaxed and comfortable, in a good mood; Wear a magic ghost mask, bad luck and diseases will scare away, good luck and good health. Halloween is coming. I wish you good health and happy life. Happy Halloween!