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Funny and humorous wishes for the new year 2016

funny and humorous wishes for the 2016 New Year On New Year's day, there will be one more dish on your table. I specially gave it to you. You must like it. Don't be bored. Let me tell you, it's swan meat. Don't they all say that toads want swan meat? If you are the sun, I will be a sunflower, always circling around you. If you are the moon, I will appreciate your beautiful and elegant tenderness every night. Unfortunately, you are a pig. I have to clean the pigsty for you every day. Happy New Year's Day! Ducks have too many mouths and always quack, too noisy; Kittens are too affectionate, always spoiled and too tired; The dog is always barking and making too much noise; It's better for you to think about it. Even if you revel on New Year's day, you just stay in the pigsty and sleep. The sea is full of water, the plants are all legs, and the pepper is really hot. I don't regret chatting with you. I wish you a happy smile every day. Layoffs are like spring river water. Count your money until your mouth drips. Ha ha, stop laughing and wipe your mouth! Happy New Year! Happy round egg, smooth round egg, auspicious round egg, Ruyi round egg, beautiful round egg, comfortable round egg, healthy round egg and reunion round egg; Make eight bowls for new year's day and give them to you on New Year's day. I wish you a round and happy life! See the falling snow? That is my true feelings; See the cold wind? That's my greeting. Jesus asked me to tell you that you will have a good time this year. From New Year's day, forget the troubles of the past, and tomorrow will be better! New year's Day is coming. I wonder if you are ready? I mean, if you want to give me a gift, you must spend money again. Be prepared! I told you in advance. Don't say I didn't remind you! The new year's snowflakes are floating, the new year's footsteps are ticking, the new year's firecrackers are popping, the new year's fireworks are watching in the fog, and the new year's blessings are splashing. My greetings will be delivered on time, and you will be very angry in the coming year! During the new year's Day holiday, the life was like what scholars often say "a gap between a white horse and a white horse". As soon as their eyes opened and closed, the day of commencement came. On the first day after the holiday, auspicious words opened the way: I wish my friends all the best! profits pouring in from all sides! Good luck! If you don't accept gifts on New Year's day, all good gifts belong to you; Cash and red envelopes, all belong to you; Welfare is also offered, all in RMB; There are SMS messages filled with new blessings; Add happiness, everything follows you. Happy New Year's Day! Long affection, write down a few lines of missing; Light greetings, leave blessings beside you; Years in a hurry, write all the amazing past; New year's Day is coming, and then shape your new glory of the year. I sincerely wish you a happy holiday and embrace your dreams! The end of the world, is the end of trouble, a new chapter of happiness; The end of failure, the start of success; The end of bad luck, the beginning of good luck; The end of disease, the continuation of health; I wish 2016 happiness awesome! Happy New Year's Day! New Year Blessing SMS If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, happy New Year; If it's a group, please tell me where you are. If money is also a mistake, I wish you make mistakes again and again! Happy New Year! Solemn reputation: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen, simple packaging, strong feelings and true meaning, original and genuine, and reprints must be investigated. If there are similarities, it is a coincidence. Happy New Year's Day! I wish you every day pretty, always happy, every minute healthy, every second lucky, never lonely, a lot of money! happy new year! What I smoke is not smoke, but loneliness: what I pretend is not cool, but indifference. What I eat is not instant noodles, but indifference. What I send is not text messages, but happiness! Happy every day in 2016! When you stand on the balcony and enjoy the hazy drizzle, think of the rough year of 2016, your face is wet, a sour, bitter, salty taste, rain or tears? Look up, look up at the sky, shit! Whose underwear is dripping! Good luck in the New Year! Deep friendship and blessings, continuous thoughts and greetings. On this beautiful day, may the wishes be brought to you with the card. Warm greetings, I hope you can always think of me, and I hope you can know that I deeply bless you no matter where the ends of the earth. Although it is a small card, although it is just a few short greetings, it is my most sincere blessing. I wish you a happy holiday. Spring has come back. Let's open the beehive, where we have stored the sweetness of winter. Postcard blessing The image of years is gradually green. The songs of young leaves and new leaves rotate rapidly along the rings. Happy New Year! I always want to ask if you are all right in the distance, and I always want to hear whether the light footsteps are still there. I hope you will be happy forever. In the new year, don't change too much until the next years Special recommendation: (Funny SMS for 2016 Spring Festival)